| Ninja Monkey Sunshine |
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| Co-leader of the West Coast Division of the Ninja Monkeys, Ninja Monkey Sunshine masterfully keeps watch over the southern sector of California and its adjacent states while managing to prevent the weight of her responsibilities from resting too heavily on her shoulders. A master of Capoeira and Karate, Ninja Monkey Sunshine prefers hand-to-hand combat to weaponry; this allows her to travel light and act quickly--a necessity in her tard-heavy Los Angeles locale. |
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| Ninja Monkey Sunshine's Responses to the Ninja Monkey Survey Part I Name a color: red List three adjectives to describe the color: spicy, contagous Name an animal: cat List three adjectives to describe the animal: sleepy, free, fast Name a body of water: atlantic ocean List three adjectives to describe the body of water: hot, fun, far You are in a white room with no doors or windows. List three adjectives to describe the room: dull, dark, isolating key to interpretation of Part I (don't read if you haven't responded yourself; knowing destroys the integrity) Part II 1. What is your favorite word? love 2. What is your least favorite word? war 3. What turns you on? Amiel 4. What turns you off? fear 5. What is your favorite curse word? fuck (by far) 6. What sound or noise do you love? ahhhhhh 7. What sound or noise do you hate? industrial sounds 8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? translator 9. What profession would you not like to attemp? policewoman 10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive? "the party starts at 8." |