| Ninja Monkey Red |
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| "I hate everybody." |
| Often called 'The Graceful One' or 'The Bitter One,' Ninja Monkey Red is a strict non-discriminationalist. She confines her fury to no one group, preferring instead to hate all people, though not necessarily equally, and with an intensity befitting even the most idiotic and undesirable members of society. Gifted in her ability to dislike, she wields verbal insults with the same precision as finely crafted swords and large blunt objects. |
| Ninja Monkey Red's Response to the Ninja Monkey Survey: Part I Name a color: Red List three adjectives to describe the color: passionate, bright, fiery Name an animal: Dog List three adjectives to describe the animal: loyal, sweet, cute Name a body of water: The Atlantic List three adjectives to describe the body of water: cold, dull, big You are in a white room with no doors or windows. List three adjectives to describe the room: boring, quiet, stifling key to interpretation of Part I (don't read if you haven't responded yourself; knowing destroys the integrity) Part II 1. What is your favorite word? Fuck 2. What is your least favorite word? Savvy 3. What turns you on? Ingenuity 4. What turns you off? Stupidity 5. What is your favorite curse word? Cunt 6. What sound or noise do you love? Typing 7. What sound or noise do you hate? Jackhammering 8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Creative director 9. What profession would you not like to attempt? Slaughterhouse worker 10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive? "It's okay." |
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