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| Papio Sphynx |
| Papio Sphynx is the secret alter-ego of the compassionate and loving Pjosely. Unbeknownst to even Ninja Monkeys Red and Blue, Papio Sphynx comes out to cause trouble and make mischief in the monkey world. While not above clubbing a moron now and then, Papio Sphynx generally concerns himself with acting as an enemy of Ninja Monkey Blue, throwing hitches into her plans and playing pranks in her home. |
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| "Octopuses are cool because they have puses in the name, and I like puses." |
| Papio Sphynx's Responses to the Ninja Monkey Survey Part I Name a color: Black List three adjectives to describe the color: soulful, happy, luminescent Name an animal: Brine shrimp List three adjectives to describe the animal: salty, tiny, aimless Name a body of water: dead sea List three adjectives to describe the body of water: salty, tiny, aimless You are in a white room with no doors or windows. List three adjectives to describe the room: pissed, stimulating, vindictive (because as soon as I find out who put me in the room I'm going to kill them) key to interpretation of Part I (don't read if you haven't responded yourself; knowing destroys the integrity) Part II 1. What is your favorite word? happy 2. What is your least favorite word? evil (because people use it out of context and it pisses me off all the time. NMB: what's the right context? Papio: Me) 3. What turns you on? torture 4. What turns you off? people dying too soon in torture 5. What is your favorite curse word? curses! 6. What sound or noise do you love? all hail the dark master of the universe 7. What sound or noise do you hate? all hail the not-dark master of the universe 8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? bunny 9. What profession would you not like to attempt? psychoanalyst 10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive? "How the hell did you get in here?" |