| Ninja Monkey Green |
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| Ninja Monkey Green is the Ninja Monkeys' resident medicine woman. Happy to cultivate and experiment with any number of holistic and pharmaceutical remedies, Green spends most of her time at her lab in the deep south, sending new finds to Ninja Monkey headquarters only after extensive testing to determine they are at their utmost potency and efficacy |
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| NMG's Responses to the Ninja Monkey Survey Part I Name a color: Green List three adjectives to describe the color: Relaxing, happy, soothing Name an animal: Seahorse List three adjectives to describe the animal: weird, cool, horse-y Name a body of water: Mississippi River List three adjectives to describe the body of water: Filthy, brown, mucky You are in a white room with no doors or windows. List three adjectives to describe the room: Boring, lame, stupid Key to interpretation of Part I (don't read if you haven't responded yourself; knowing destroys the integrity) Part II 1. What is your favorite word? Hmmm... 2. What is your least favorite word? Mankind 3. What turns you on? Hard-core pornography 4. What turns you off? The Bush administration 5. What is your favorite curse word? Dicklicker 6. What sound or noise do you love? Jovial laughter (real laughter, not stupid laugh tracks on t.v.) 7. What sound or noise do you hate? Weird mouth noises that go "click" and "smack" and so on 8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Artist 9. What profession would you not like to attempt? Poopsmith 10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive? "Lets get this party started." |
| "Don't want no short-dick man." |