| Blue Eyed Monkey's Responses to the Ninja Monkey Survey Part I Name a color: pink List three adjectives to describe the color: breezy, girlish, fun Name an animal: tiger List three adjectives to describe the animal: wild, fierce, beautiful Name a body of water: the pacific List three adjectives to describe the body of water: freezing cold, rocky, full of trash You are in a white room with no doors or windows. List three adjectives to describe the room. stifling, dizzying, silent Key to interpretation of Part I (don't read if you haven't responded yourself; knowing destroys the integrity) Part II 1. What is your favorite word? pickle 2. What is your least favorite word? ass-master (hyphenated so people don't notice it's actually two words) 3. What turns you on? my paycheck 4. What turns you off? the telephone 5. What is your favorite curse word? fuck 6. What sound or noise do you love? my baby laughing 7. What sound or noise do you hate? the alarm clock 8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? professional lottery winner 9. What profession would you not like to attempt? sewage or cleaning 10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive? "Anyone who disagrees with anything you say is wrong." |