| Ninja Monkey Code |
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| Don't let the computer-geek facade fool you, this Ninja is one bad ass mofo. Almost single-handedly responsible for the creation and maintenance of the Ninja Monkey Database of Tardism (in which the Ninjas record all reported and observed instances of tardiness in the country in order to precisely track and dispose of all threats to intelligence and awareness) Ninja Monkey Code does more for the organization than any other desk jockey ever could. |
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| Ninja Monkey Code's Response to the Ninja Monkey Survey: Part I Name a color: green List three adjectives to describe the color: tranquil, lush, diggity-dank Name an animal: hippie List three adjectives to describe the animal: dirty, annoying, foolish Name a body of water: San Francisco Bay List three adjectives to describe the body of water: bumpin', slammin', cold as fuck You are in a white room with no doors or windows. List three adjectives to describe the room: boring, stupid, gay Key to interpretation of Part I (don't read if you haven't responded yourself; knowing destroys the integrity) Part II 1. What is your favorite word? omphaloskepsis 2. What is your least favorite word? work 3. What turns you on? pussy 4. What turns you off? dick 5. What is your favorite curse word? what the FUCK?!? 6. What sound or noise do you love? the sounds...of science 7. What sound or noise do you hate? alarm clocks 8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? porn star 9. What profession would you not like to attempt? shit shoveler 10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive? "fuck dat." |
