| The Aye Aye |
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| The Aye-Aye is truly a masterpiece in the primate world. Brilliant and special, she consumes pizza and spouts wisdom with the rapidity of a chubby Star Wars fan on speed. She is characterized by nocturnal habits, long periods of absence, and her unique long middle-fingernail that she uses as both deadly weapon and super obscene gesture. |
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| "Not being able to eat as much pizza as I want, when I want, that would just be devastating." |
| The Aye Aye's Response to the Ninja Monkey Survey: Part I Name a color. Green List three adjectives to describe the color. fresh, original, alive Name an animal. Giraffe List three adjectives to describe the animal. graceful, gentle, long Name a body of water. Atlantic List three adjectives to describe the body of water. blue, changing, huge You are in a white room with no doors or windows. List three adjectives to describe the room. constricting, awful, small Key to interpretation of Part I (don't read if you haven't responded yourself; knowing destroys the integrity) Part II 1. What is your favorite word? madness 2. What is your least favorite word? tarantula 3. What turns you on? energy 4. What turns you off? condescension 5. What is your favorite curse word? fuck 6. What sound or noise do you love? laughter 7. What sound or noise do you hate? alarm clock 8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? designer 9. What profession would you not like to attempt? scientist 10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive? "Welcome." |