Here's a funny list I created to describe my obsession with Ryan. 
Some of the items are exaggerations, but most of them are dead on descriptions of me. LOL 
If you're exploring this site, maybe they describe you too!
(some references are outdated since Ryan is no longer a DJ on Star 98.7 in LA)
You might be obsessed with Ryan if...
You�ve started using the words blouse, mauve, and synergy as part of your regular vocabulary.

You get excited when you see a silver Mercedes, black Porshe, or silver Aston Martin.

You have planned vacations to Burbank and/or Hollywood.

You pay particular attention to any place Ryan says he�s been. (See
Ryan Hot Spots)

You use the phrase, �That�s so Ryan!� on a regular basis.

You�ve contemplated buying a Thuderbird.

You switched your phone service to AT&T/Cingular so you can get Ryan ads in the mail.

All of a sudden you�re a HUGE Dave Matthews fan.

You happily spend 4 hours a day listening to songs you can�t stand.

You refer to Calling All Angels and Drift Away as �Ryan songs.�

You watch Fox just to see American Idol/American Juniors commercials.

You watched Cupid just to see Ryan�s AT&T commercial.

On Tuesdays at 8 pm you can ALWAYS be found in front of a television.

You regularly watch Access Hollywood, Entertainment Tonight, and Extra just in case�

You�ve started drinking wine on a regular basis.

You call people "darlin."

You own matching baby blue shoes and belt.

You know what �paper denim� is.

You cluck like a chicken every time you see pictures of Brooke Burke and Brooke Burns.

You laughed hysterically at Jamie Lee Curtis�s line from Freaky Friday, �I can�t marry Ryan!  Ewww!�

You counted the days until January 12, 2004.

You've memorized the phone numbers for KIIS FM, On Air, American Idol, and Star 98.7. 

You squeal when you see Ryan on tv. 

You watched Larry King Live for the first time on August 7, 2003. 

You think pink is a manly color. 

You attempted skateboarding because of Ryan's Leno segment. 

You can name at least 5 highways in the LA area (even though you don't live there) thanks to the KIIS/Star traffic reports. 

You know what "metrosexual" means.

You cried at the end of American Idol/American Juniors because you were going to miss seeing Ryan.

You recognize when he wears the same article of clothing on more than one occasion. (such as the yellow shirt from the wine glass picture that he also wore for The Tonight Show, or the "DM" shirt that he wore in Vegas and on AmJrs)

You can't say his name without elongating the "y" sound -- Ryyyan. :)

You make up an imaginary boyfriend named Ryan to get out of dates with guys you don't like.

You tuned in to Star's Listen Live just to hear Ryan commercials when he was on vacation.

You suddenly want to see the movie The Swimming Pool.

You get significantly more work done when Ryan goes on vacation. 

You check WireImage and other photo sites daily to see if Ryan's been attending any public events. 

You got tickets to On Air with Ryan Seacrest 5 months in advance. 

You spend 10+ hours transcribing a Ryan radio interview. (see
San Francisco Radio Interview)

You look up flights and hotel information to go to New York for New Year's Eve. 

You email Ryan's radio show at least once a week. 

You have one or more phone numbers programmed in your cell phone under the name Ryan Seacrest. (even if it's only the KIIS studio #)

You sent at least one Shout Out to the On Air website every day.

Your Shout Outs were posted at the On Air website or were read during the show.

You planed your vacation to see an On Air taping.

You were kicked out of the On Air studio because you had been there too much.

You go to the American Idol auditions just to try to meet Ryan.

Your computer is set to play "Seacrest out!" when you log off.

You type the word "Seacrest" every time you try to type "secret" -- thanks to Kiwi

You consider naming your first born daughter Temporary Marie.

You've done all of Ryan's On Air "Hollywooed Experiences" before he even mentions them, and if you haven't, you put them on your list of activities for the next time you're in LA.

You could tell if On Air was live or prerecorded by the shadows on the street in the background.

You celebrate January 12th and mourn July 30th.

You took a day off work to attend Ryan's Walk of Fame star ceremony.

You can't wait for the American Idol contestants to stop singing so Ryan can talk.

You get jealous when the American Idol contestants flirt with Ryan.

You've waited outside Ryan's radio station(s) to try to meet him.

You know why Snoop Dogg carries an umbrella. LOL ("for drizzle" -- Ryan's favorite cheesy joke)

You squealed when you found out that Ryan signed a 3-year contract with E!

You watch E!'s Live From the Red Carpet specials just to see Ryan.

You hate Isaac Mizrahi.

You counted the days until March 13, 2006.

You wake up hours early to listen to Ryan on the radio.

You plan your day around watching E! News.

Ryan recognizes you.

You visit a website called Obsessed with Seacrest. :)
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