NEWS:  The match between HHH and Shawn became best out of 931 falls including flaming barbed wire matches, fighting with swords while jumping out of plane matches, and sharks with fricking laser beams on their head surrounding the ring matches.  No one cares, as HHH is going to win regardless.

GOOD THINGS:  Randy Orton continues to be tremendously entertaining and not held down as he is not at the show live!

The WWE signed Gail Kim, a hot korean chick.  Feel free to stare at this picture next monday for 2 hours instead of watching Raw.  Yes, she is not yet active and not even on Raw, but I am including it as I lack good things.

Oh, and I like how they did the Booker T / Goldust thing as it made it more dramatic if they win the tag title match at the PPV.

DUMBASS THINGS:  RVD was served to Batista as the designated jobber.  But then they went to a no contest so they didn't have to job him.  Umm...ok.  Test can make out with Stacey every week, but unless he performs in the ring who cares.  Ric Flair put over HHH as the greatest wrestler of all time in an interview.

BTW, RVD has NO MATCH on the ppv.  Think about that....

Oh, and HHH squashed Jeff Hardy dead...super super dead.

MY OPINION:  I am doing the Raw review this week because Adam doesn't want to do it every week cause its depressing to complain about them every week.  Think about that.

This was a solid C+ show.  It was not bad, but damn it was boring.  The way the booking is going (leading to the return of HHH as champion) is no fun, and the fact everyone beneath him is buried is no fun, so the show is no fun.  I'm getting tired just thinking about it.

RESULTS:  Lance Storm & William Regal beat BookerDust, Steven Richards beat Jaqueline, RVD & Batista went to no contest, HHH beat Jeff Hardy, D-Lo & Chris Nowinski beat Maven & Al Snow, Dudleys & Trish, Beat Chris Jericho, Christian & Victoria in a tables match.