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Can u pronounce
well? Read along: woof, roof, loof. Shoof, loof, roof, poof, woof, woof,
roof.Test results:U r a good dog. Now stop barking!
WHERE ARE YOU?!? The Police is painting the town red for YOU!! YOU are
India's MOST WANTED!! ;)
U found a genie in a bottle. Genie said: Make ur wish, my child. U said:
Make me as smart as U! Genie replied: I grant wishes, not miracles.
U! I trusted u so much & ur big mouth's never shut! Y must u tell others
MY secret? U disappoint me! Pls stop telling ppl dat I'm handsome.
Zindagi mein teen cheezen kabhi bhi aa sakti hain....PAISA MAUT aur ??
aur....................MERA SMS!
U & I do it in bed, do it in the car, do it standing, do it sitting. But
it's best doing it lying down. Don't v just luv..sending SMS. Rite?
It must've been a rainy day when I was born. But it wasn't rain, it was
d sky dat was cryin coz it lost it's most butiful star & it was ME!
This cat is cat a cat very cat gud cat way cat 2 cat keep cat a cat fool
cat like cat u cat busy cat 4 cat 20 cat min. Now read dis sans cat!
I asked God for world peace. He said: I can't. Impossible! I asked God
to make U intelligent and He said: Wait. Let me try world peace!
She came 2 me 1 nite... explored my body...Licked. Sucked, Swallowed and
had her fill. Satisfied, she left. I was hurt. DAMNED MOSQUITO!!
To make it stiff & stand up straight she rubs it, to slide it in, she
licks it. What is she doing? Threading a needle, u sicko!
Gud looks catch d eye&gud personality catches d heart. U r blessd with
both! Flatterd? Don't b. It was sent 2 me & I jst wanted u 2 read it!
GALILEO: Great mind. EINSTEIN: Genius mind. NEWTON: Extraordinary mind.
BILL GATES: Brilliant mind. ME: Mastermind. YOU: Never mind
Come here, take off ur trousers and underwear, get on top of me. Enjoy
until u get satisfied. Lovingly yours, TOILET
What 4 letter word starts with 'f' and ends with 'k' and if a man can't
get it, he uses his hands? <<<FORK>>> You dirty mind!
This msg can b read only by intellignt ppl: Try again.. Nothing?Sorry, I
guess u r.. Arre still trying? Give it up.. FACE D FACTS
Think BIG. Think SMART. Think POSITIVE. Think BEAUTIFUL. Think GR8.
That's tooo much 4 u? So here's a short cut. Just think abt -ME!
God ne tujhe bheja to bheja, lekin bheja to aisa bheja ki bheje mein
bheja hi nahin bheja. Ye mujhe kisi ne bheja, isliye maine tujhe bheja!
1 day u'll b srprisd 2 c me bside u. U&me laffng, cryng, dremng, u&me
holdng on, u&me, jst U&ME sittng in a MENTAL HOSPITL & ME chckng on U!
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