"Treasure!"
"Bounty!"
"Booty!"
"BOOTY!"
rattle, rattle
"What are you doing?"
"Shaking the booty..."
Police Commissioner: "You are deputised only to act against agents of Chaos in Freeport"
Porpington and Desailley: "Good enough!" They walk out, trying not to high-five one another.
DM: "You realise that this is the same cavern full of cultists that you saw in the vision."
Alistair: "That's good. Imagine walking into the wrong cavern. We'd have to say 'Sorry. Carry on your dark unholy ritual', then turn around and walk out!"
Geoffrey Desailley: "Parlay with orcs? I'd rather tread in dogshit."
Alistair: �I�m the blunt edge of reason.�
Geoffrey Desailley: "I can�t believe that it�s 9 o�clock, and the pirate town is shut."
DM: �A towering figure of unspeakable evil sits beyond the altar.� (Shows picture)
Veit: �Oh, it�s not that horrible.�
Nik: �What�s more likely? He�s taking drugs, or he�s actually being pursued by evil shape-shifting serpent men?�
Alistair: � Fair point.�
DM: �The Marquis Moon�, a den of ill-repute.
Phil: �Are there any inns of repute in the city?�
Geoffrey: �I won�t attack an unarmed man.� [steps back as Hodash the orc smashes into his opponent]
Rhia: "Have you seen you a small boy running for fear, as if for his life?"
Nik: (OOC) "Because we�re chasing him."
Geoffrey: "I say that we neuter the orc at the next possible opportunity. He�s obviously in season. It makes him impetuous."
Rod: "For the GM�s attention, I am now wearing so much jewellery, I am now medium encumbered."
Nik: �All paladins are evil� No, not evil� I meant British.�
Alassstar the serpent man: �Have you done no deeds worthy of song?�
Geoffrey: �Yes, but unfortunately the bard who would sing them is currently dominated, evil and unconscious��
Geoffrey the Paladin: �OK. I shall kill one of them as a gesture of goodwill�
DM: As I told you, you are all too late!
Phil: When did you tell us that?
DM: Damn. In the room 2 levels below you� avoided. Damn.