ATTENTION!!!!! I would like to take this time to announce that I am running for president in the year 2028. If you don't believe me, you're a dumbass. If you want to know more and you're a Franklin, look for the flyers in Ms. Love's and Ms. Walton's rooms. If you want to know more and you're an Eagle, track me down and ask for a flyer. Or, if you want to know more, but you can't get your lazy ass in gear, then you can just sit where you are and screw yourself. :)
I am trying to become the first independent president elected. I know what you're thinking. "Why the hell would you become an independent? They always lose." Well, first, I don't plan to lose. I think that I have the right ideas and I'll win. And if not then at least I'd have had a lot of fun proving what politics should be and are not. Second, no matter what, neither the Democrats, or the Republicans would take me on for a number of reasons. Third, for my whole life I've made it almost impossible for anyone to truly label me into a group with more than one person. I am completely different from anyone else. So, it's only natural that I won't let anyone label me just so I can win an election.
So this election day, think back to every campaign you can remember. Think about all the television ads, all the calls to recruit voters, all the posters in the mail, all the arguing and debates you've ever seen. Think of how negative and rude they all are. Think of how uniform and identical they all are. Then remember these words: "Zigan will change it all..."
---Zigan
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