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| 1) If you smoke in a smoking jacket and swim in a swim suit...What do you do in a windbreaker? (For Matt) 2) Why is there a light in the refrigerator and not in the freezer? 3) Why can't women put on their mascara with there mouth shut? 4) Who was the first person to look at a cow and say "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out"? 5) If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests? 6) Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultry... 7) If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter... 8) What color would a smurf turn if you choked it? 9) When blind people go to the bathroom, how do they know when they are done wiping their butt? 10) Should crematoriums give discounts for burn victims... 11) Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes... 12) There are 24 hours in a day and 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? 13) When you put 'THE' and 'IRS'together it forms THEIRS. Coincidence? I think not! |
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