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Silly Thoughts:
1) If you smoke in a smoking
   jacket and swim in a swim
   suit...What do you do in
   a windbreaker? (For Matt)

2) Why is there a light
   in the refrigerator
   and not in the freezer?

3) Why can't women put on
   their mascara with there
   mouth shut?

4) Who was the first person
   to look at a cow and say
   "I think I'll squeeze
   these dangly things here, 
   and drink whatever comes 
   out"?

5) If quizzes are quizzical
   then what are tests?

6) Do infants enjoy infancy
   as much as adults enjoy
   adultry...

7) If you throw a cat out a
   car window, does it become
   kitty litter...

8) What color would a smurf
   turn if you choked it?

9) When blind people go to
   the bathroom, how do they
   know when they are done
   wiping their butt?

10) Should crematoriums give
    discounts for burn
    victims...

11) Why are there flotation
    devices under plane seats
    instead of parachutes...

12) There are 24 hours in a
    day and 24 beers in a
    case. Coincidence?

13) When you put 'THE' and
    'IRS'together it forms
    THEIRS. Coincidence?
    I think not!
I'm Watching......
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