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| 1) If you can't drink and drive, why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor, and why do bars have parking lots? 2) If a cow laughed real hard, would milk come out it's nose? 3) Why do they sterilize needles for Lethal Injections? 4) Why is it called "Rush Hour" when everything moves so slow? 5) If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot at them? 6) If the front of your car says DODGE, do you really need a horn? 7) If corn oil comes from corn and olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from? 8) Do they have reserved parking for nonhandicap people at the Special Olympics? 9) If a funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their headlights off? 10) Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds fee" on money they already know you don't have? 11) If vegetarians eat vegetables, then what do humanitarians eat? 12) Does the little mermaid wear an algebra? 13) Why is it called lipstick if you can still move yo lips? 14) Why do they call it an asteroid when it is outside the hemisphere and a hemorroid when it's in your ass? 15) Can fat people go skinny dipping? 16) Is the fear of flying "groundless"? 17) If masochists like to torture themselves, would'nt they do it better by not torturing themselves? 18) Why is it that when we ask for the check in restaurants, they bring us a bill? 19) Isn't an alcoholic just a drunk that's scared of a hangover? |
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