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Scene 7: Still stranded it 'seines' ----------------------------

In exasperation, Kelly shoves him under the water. Taste
that...A man appears at the pier, looking puzzled at the
couple floundering about down in the water. Man, the things
people would do on their dates nowadays...

Man (with a snicker): "You want some help down there?"
Folenfant (pride forevermore!): "No thanks, I can manage the situatio..."
Kelly ducks him under the water again. ...Shuddup Soophead!
Kelly: "Yes, PLEASE! Get us outta here!"
Man: "Gee lady, jes' what were you tryin' to do down there?"
Kelly: "Oh nuts. The CAR. Could you manage to get it out sir?"
Man: "Sorry lady. Looks sunk."
Folenfant (indignant): "Hey, I could get it out!"
Kelly (ducks him under the water for the third time): "QUIET, YOU!"
Man: "Wait, your boyfriend might have a point there. How's he gonna do it?"
Kelly: "HE IS NOT MY &(*&#@ BOYFRIEND!"
Folenfant (looks uneasy): "Easy. We get a crane..."
Kelly: "FROM WHERE?"
Folenfant: "Ahh... guess we'll have to look around and see..."
Man: "I think I can get you folks a crane. No problem."
Kelly: "Now there's at least a guy who can keep things under control!" She then shoots a black look at the sergeant. "Unlike SOME people..."
Man, with a cough: "Sure I can get it out... for a price."
Kelly (slyly): "CRAP my handbag's in the car!"
Folenfant, ever to please: "Not to fear, Miz Kelly! I've got my wallet! How much?"
Man: "Hmmm... whatcha got?"
Folenfant: "Er, er... 7 bucks and 35 cents..."
Man turns and walks off: "See you around kid."
Kelly: "SEVEN bucks THIRTY FIVE??? WHAT KIND OF CRAPHEAD
GOES AROUND WITH ONLY SEVEN THIRTY FIVE??????"

Scene 8

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