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Lupin: "I'm never going to understand women..."
Grognard: "That's why I stayed single, boss."
Max: "So your face has nothing to do with it? *snicker*"
Kelly: "Max, be nice..."
Grognard: "My face?"
Lupin: "You don't get it do you?"
Grognard: "Uhm...buh... huh?"
Max: "That's probably why he's still single. How about you, Lupin?"
Lupin: "Huh, me? Well, I still think I've got time to fool around a bit before I have to settle down with just one...*wink*"
Kelly: "Oh Lupin, you are so UNROMANTIC! Ugh!"
Lupin: "Hey! I'm not planning on running a harem or anything, okay...? Right Grognard?"

Grognard only coughs nervously in the background.

Kelly (under her breath): "Arsène, you could've OWNED one for all I know..." Max: "What's a harem?"
Kelly: "Nothing concerning you, Max."
Max: *wail* "But I NEVER get to know anything!"

Lupin: you will when you grow up Max.. remember there are lots of fish
in the sea...pebbles on the beach...
Kelly: *punches Lupin in the face and looks at Grog* Ahem.. Oh sorrie
were going to say something too Grognard?
Grognard: *takes HUGE step back* Errmm...Of course not..hey don't look
at me. I believe in monogamy! Single remember? *pacifying grin* After
all there is only one girl in my life!*sigh* and boy is she the
greatest. She totally understands me, she listens to my problems and she
is always there for me, and I make sure that I'm always there for her...

Max; i never knew you you had a girlfriend Grognard!
Kelly: See Arsene.THAT is romantic... i could see that at least SOMEbody
here knows how to treat a lady right.you should take lessons from him ..

Lupin: *rubs bruise* hmm maybe you're right...*evil grin*.
Kelly: of course i'm right! tell us more grognard, how's she like?
Grognard: She's one of a kind i tell ya. She gentle and affectionate and
she purrs like a kitten.
Kelly: see Arsene! Grognard's calls her lady gentle, affectionate
and....HEY WAIT A MINUTE! You were talking about the stupid CAR
grognard???!!!
Max: Ah.. that figures!*grins*
Grognard: *defensive*It's not a stupid car, it's my baby!*sigh*
Kelly: * i should have known...*
Lupin: BUT as you've said, I should learn to treat a lady right so Come
on grognard, let's take your girl out to dinner tonight shall we? and
after that perhaps 'she' could introduce me to her ' lady friends' on
the way *runs out of the door* tell folefant I said Hi, and don't wait
up for us...
Grognard: yeah Kel. we wouldn't want to keep my lady waiting would we?
heh heh*slams door*
Max: *snigger* Gee kel, you're looking a little steamed under the collar
there...
Kelly: why I oughtta.... MAX! WIPE THAT SMIRK OFF YOUR FACE!!!

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