| Frequently Asked Questions Continued: Q: Why does every character at one point sound the same? A: Well you see we never established characteristics for these people�I kind of just wrote how I act and talk or how I see it been done (The acting and talking) and they all get the stupid part, smart, angry, evil, and anything else at one point but really�aren�t we all the same? No, not really�well if you think of it Dubya has always been dumb�Saddam has always been sort of "Has to be in control" Osama is all fun and games Stalin is EVIL Hitler�well he�s got the gay part in there and the evil hatred for all at one point�yeah SEE! Q: Why doesn�t it all end after Hitler gets his groove back? A: Because I wanted 20 scenes, and certain things just had to happen�they HAVE to have a picnic and finish out the movie�don�t they? Yep� Q: How long were they back in time? A: Well you know�I�m not sure if we counted the days we would know�I think like 5 days�who knows though. Q: Does Hitler own a yacht? A: Well indeed he does! You know Hitler was quite the pimp back in his day of wars and pure evil�and he sure loved caviar! Q: How did they meet Chuck? A: He just approached them out of the shadows when they were on the playground in their young years, and no one ignored him they just accepted him�and he became one of their own! Q: How about Hitlers favorite band? A: Duran Duran of course� Q: What is Stalins favorite band? A: Uhm something bad�Baha men�or maybe the oh great ones�we don�t know� Q: Does Bab's really love Dubya, or is she just using him like she would a shameless hooker? A: Well she sorta likes him�but she treats him like a slave or someone who is mistreated�it�s an odd relationship of love and hate�and she is partly using him for his presidential fame�when he�s done, she will throw him aside like an empty beer bottle! Q: I absolutely adore that Chuck feller! Can I have his phone number or home address? A: No sorry dear, uhm he is a fictional character and plus he�s gay�why would you want him? And I assume you�re a gal�so if you�re a gay man�oh well, still NO! Q: Why does John Taylor just show up? A: Well you see John Taylor, he was under the influence of this cocaine�and John Taylor is spiffy�another thing is now kids get a lesson on drug badness! Q: Does this John fellow always flirt with men? A: Well you see Chuck was cross dressing at the time�he did not mean it, but who know about this John Taylor character�he might. Q: How come John Taylor can fly? Why can't anybody else? A: John Taylor...well he uses his cocaine to help him...and well that hair! And the others don�t have the hair�I mean come on. Q: Why is Simon so creepy? A: He�s just got an uncontrollable lust for John�and maybe other people or things. Q: What�s the deal with Napoleon�s ghost? Why is he so evil? What�s up with THAT!? A: You see Napoleon wasn�t always evil, in fact he was once really great. He collected souls and grooves, an all around good fellow. But once he died he was a little bitter at the world and at Hitler especially. So now he�s taken Hitler�s groove. Also it was his hobby once and he�s decided to pick it all up again. So he�s not really evil. He�s just got evil hobbies. |
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