(reading Lu's last line)
Okay I've recapped, so here we are sitting in this darkened room lit only by palm trees with twinkle lights in them. Trench coats still on, sipping on our Budweiser's trying to play it off like we aren't both about to scream. We sat there had a smoke to calm down and generally took things in talking in little whispers between ourselves mostly consisting of 'oh my gods.' Well Albert walks past the table again and says
"Why are you just sitting here? Your back here, you wouldn't be if you weren't cool. Do what you want, go talk to the mother fucker, grope him, get his autograph, whatever ya want, just relax." I would later take his advice to heart. :o)
So we finish the beer and walk over to Howie, I was feeling pretty good and a lot less nervous so I approached him and said
"Howie I don't mean to be crass and fuck up your night but would you mind a picture?" He smiled and said sure. So I stood beside him and he put his arm around me. Now anyone who knows me knows I am not a Howie girl, but he was sweet. Well being as I was wearing boots with a 3 inch heel I was taller than him, it struck me as odd for some reason. So I looked at him and said "oh damn I am taller than Howie who knew?" he smiled at me and said "Shh it's our secret don't tell anyone." He was real sweet. Well next it was Luann's turn the two of them smiled and laughed, we had both begun to relax a bit. We thanked him, grabbed another beer heading back to the table. We had just sat down and lit a smoke when Nicky walked through the door. Luann and I had the same look on our faces. It was like one of those out of body experiences where its slow motion and all you can think is Holy shit there is my fantasy in the flesh. I am not sure either of us were breathing. He looked so damn good. He stopped at Howie's table bent over wiggled that ass of his joking about something and started walking towards the bar right at us. After a few oh my fucking gods said under our breath into our Budweiser glass's he approached the bar, well he was less than 3 feet away so I just blurted out
"Oh no somebody can't drink for 4 more days." Well he turned looked at us, smiled and said "Well they are going to try and fuck me up on my birthday so I have to get a head start." He proceeded to order a shot of Cuervo 1800 and all I could think was "oh my god Nick Carter just said fuck, and why did that word sound so elegant coming from his mouth????" Well to say that we were in our element would be putting it mildly. I looked at Luann told her I had to have another beer(liquid courage) I would later call it. So we grab a beer get back to the table to find 2 dancers sitting there, One being Reggie. Well we chatted with them for quite awhile as they were showing us their new tattoos. (Nick had also gotten a new one.) Well Luann must have made an impression cause she is now in possession of Reggie's card. We told the guys we had seen the show Monday night and of course tonight and Reggie asked what we liked best. Well I was like "you don't wanna know", and he smiles and says "come on" so I look him in the eye and say "Nick's dick thrusts." Luann was dying laughing and Reggie couldn't help but laugh. I added that he should give Fatima my highest regards.
Nick had been walking around talking and chatting and was now about 2 feet from the table so I downed my beer and told Luann we needed pics. So I walked over to him and told him I would like pics. He said sure. So I walk over to him he puts his arm around me and for some unknown reason my alter ego became known, Luann would say this is where Wendi left and Carters Bad Gurl entered the room. I am happy to say she never left again. Well I looked at him and said " If my hand slips its purely by accident." He laughed and smiled telling me "your bad." I replied "You have no idea, guess that's why they call me Carters Bad Gurl." He looked over at me and said "I like that." And I replied "not half as much as I do." Somewhere in all this Luann took our pic. All I can remember about that is having my arms around him and the feel of his hands.
Well next it was Luann's turn so she walks over and they are chatting and she looks a little nervous so before I think I look at her, smile and say
"Luann don't you cum on him he's too pretty for that."
Well the two of them both start laughing. It did however relax her. We headed back to the table grabbing another beer and sitting down. We hadn't been there but a few seconds and some girl sits down next to me and says
"Hi I am BJ Carter who the Fuck are you?" I laughed and introduced myself, as did Luann. Next thing I know she smiles at me and hands me her glass. She says "This is a cosmopolitan it's a girlie drink you should try it." So I did and it was rather good. She then introduced us to the blond quiet girl with her, who turned out to be Sabrina her room mate. She was very sweet and started talking to us as if she had known us forever. Well she asks me if Nick was my favorite and I told her that Nick was the god of all things sexual, she laughed and was like I just don't get it. Luann had disappeared into our room for a few minutes. Well finally she came back to hear BJ and I discussing Nicks finer points. Luann and I were telling her about going to the shows all 3 nights and she's like "how can you do that? I see it once and head to the bus to catch a movie." She was then explained how Boy Bands do nothing for her and that she likes Rappers. She has a love for Eminem, I later told Luann I would love to attend the Thanksgiving dinner when she brings him home...
Well we get to talking about rap songs and now Tony (Nick's cousin) has sat down with us. Well BJ is talking about how she loves Shaggys new song Angel and Tony is singing it. So Luann and I both feeling real good start talking about our little songs about Nick. So I bust out with the line 'Whips and chains Handcuffs,' from What's your fantasy. Luann must have felt inspired because next thing I know she starts the 'Ride the cock till ya hit the spot' line from Get Naked. Little did we know Nick was standing right behind us smirking. Well needing another drink I walk over to the bar joined by Luann as we walk past Nick is saying something to someone about
"you don't love me you just love my doggy style." I made a comment about not getting me started on that subject and he kinda smirked. We get to the bar and he walks over standing right next to me and orders a shot. He lays his hand on the bar and being a little drunk I didn't notice color or placement just that he had a ring on. I looked at Luann and she will tell you said very loudly "Oh hell no!" he looked at me and smiled apparently knowing exactly what I was referring to. I was so pissed. I looked at Luann and was like "that shit about killed my buzz." So we go sit back down and I am still bitching about it and now he has followed sitting at our table. Well BJ over hears me bitching and she's puts her hand on my arm and says "babe calm down that bitch is gone and if I ever see her around him again I will kill her." I smiled and told her she would have to take a number and get in line. Nick was listening to all this and something overcame me and I looked at BJ and said "I guess that means she gave back the big screen." BJ was laughing and Nick was smirking. We continued ragging on Willa for awhile with Nick looking on not saying anything just kinda smirking.
The conversation turned to other topics and soon we were all just laughing and having a good time. Nick had gotten up to get another shot and BJ and Sabrina had disappeared for awhile. When Nick came back to the table he proceeded to knock over the table as he went to sit down. He spilt drinks, lost our room key, and wasted a pack of my smokes. I looked up at him and said "God Damn Carter." He looked over at me and said "You did that." And bluntly I replied, "Fuck you, you did it." Well he smiled and tried to fix the table but when he didn't get it right we somehow moved to the table behind us. It was now Luann, Tony, Nick and I at a table. It had gotten rather quiet and in true Bad Gurl form I looked over at Nick smiled and asked if he had had his daily shot of viagra. He smirked said no and asked why. I replied that he would still be cuming 8 hours later and need another shot. His eyes lit up and he smirked at me, saying "Dayum." In the cutest little voice. Well once it started it never ended. Luann and I told him we had noticed his being hard on stage and he blushed like a school boy and then covered his face saying "Oh god you noticed that." I then told him I had an entire hard drive dedicated to that. That got his attention. Well to say that we were all being just a bit crude is an understatement and believe it or not it got worse. Nick was saying something about getting naked and I told him to get his blonde ass upstairs and get naked and he looks at me and says "I don't look good naked." Luann and I both were in shock. Luann said something to the effect that he would have to prove that and I feeling very bold, told him " my mind and multiple orgasms begged to differ." He was once again smirking. I also informed him that I didn't need a bed to be happy with him that we could do it in a darkened corner of the room or hell in the parking lot for all I cared. He seemed to be enjoying getting hit on and for Luann and I it was cool as hell because we had always wondered what he would think about our conversations about him and here he was smirking and making his own little comments. Well about this time Tony decides to try and mack and tells Nick he wants to get laid. Nick looks at Luann and I and says "there are 2 ladies here." I looked up at him and was like "Oh no sweetie it doesn't work that way, you're included in this deal or nothing" Nick smiled and nodded. Well Tony was like "They don't think you can handle It." And before Nick could answer I looked at him and said "Oh I know he can't handle it." Somehow though I don't remember BJ and Sabrina came back and we had all gone to the bar again. We were all standing around a middle table in the room and BJ was sitting in Nicks lap smoking one of my cigarettes I was standing on one side of Nick and Luann on the other. I looked down at his tribal and told him he needed to have that fixed. He didn't get a chance to respond because he had knocked BJ's smoke out of her hand and I looked down again and the cherry was now in his lap. I yelled "nick your dick is on fire!" and managed to get it off burning my finger in the process. I looked over at Luann thinking she had done it and asked her if she had burnt my shit, meaning Nick. He in the mean time had backed over into the corner and was checking out the damage to his pants. I walked over to see if he was okay and he put his arm around me and asked me if I had saved his dick. Now this is where it gets good. I said yes and then the next thing I know he is against the wall and I am standing in front of him. I looked up at him and told him he was going to get molested right here. And he kinda smirked and raised his eyes brow at me. Feeling bold I ran my hand over his pants and the next thing I remember my hand is over his dick one is up his shirt and I am licking on his neck listening to him growl in my ear. Things were going along fine, and Luann as you can imagine is a little stunned. Well we get interrupted by some chick from jive. He tells me to find him later and I am still saying some pretty raunchy shit to him. He smiles at me and says "Baby be good." I looked at him and said "fuck being good." He turned around as he was about to walk out and said "Your going to think fuck hes good." Luann had found me by this time and I was totally freaking. Well we walked out into the lobby bar and were talking to Nick and Aj at the bar there. Nick was being so cute and Luann asked him if his twig and berries were still working. He smiled and said yes and then he headed upstairs....
While talking to Aj Luann handed him a CD she had made for his birthday and then we had a brush with Marcus before he went upstairs. Little did we know in just a bit we would be joining him in that suite.
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