January 23, 2001
Part 3
Ok, it's LuAnn again.  I guess it's time we finish this thing right, you agree????  Anyways, so we're in the lobby, try to calm a drunk Tony down, trying not to laugh when he keeps saying, "You girls are so sessy."  It was quite hilarious.  So was the fact that one of the hotel employees asked us if we were dancers!!!  LMAO  He needs to quit trying to get laid or something!  haha  So, seeing as Tony was just fine, well fine enough for us to leave him alone, we see Albert on his way to the elevators.  We found out that he was on his way to AJ's room, so we persuaded him to take us up there with him.  Within minutes, we're standing outside suite 467.  Albert told us to wait outside in the hallway for just a minute.  He goes into AJ's room and says something, then he comes back outside and says it's cool for us to go in.  I would give ANYTHING to know what he said to AJ to let us come in.  AJ's room was PACKED with people.  Besides him and us, there were probably about 7 or 8 other people in the room.  So we were just standing by the dresser, listening to AJ tell some funny stories.  I don't know about Wendi, but the only thing that kept running through my mind was the fact that I was ACTUALLY in AJ's suite.  Never in my life had I thought anything like this would happen.  Well anyways, Aj was talking about the new house that he's having built out by Las Vegas when he gets a phone call.  I'm not sure who was on the phone, but it turns out that drunken Tony had passed out in the men's bathroom by the lobby!  AJ said on the phone, "What the hell am I supposed to do about it?  That's Nick's mess, go call him.  Besides, look at me!  I couldn't carry him even if I tried!"  So anyways, back to the story of his new house.  I have to tell ya, only AJ would come up with a house this crazy, or maybe he was just a little too smashed.  I remember something about crooked doorways, a bone shaped pool, and a fountain .  Now this wasn't any ordinary fountain.  He said it would have the letters BSB in it, but it would be like a Mosaic, oragami type thing.  All I know is that he said you really wouldn't be able to see it, unless you looked really hard.  He also said how he would have a brand new Prowler, revolving in the entryway to the house.  No, he's not extravagant or anything!  The new house would also include a basketball court, to please Nicky and Brian, I'm sure, and a 9 hole golf course and a few bowling alleys.  And the kicker was that he would have cameras installed in every room.  The reasoning he gave was that at his old house, fans would sneak in a leave stuff.  My thinking is that he's just a voyeur!  hehehe

Ok, next AJ roams thru the mini-bar and pulls out a little bottle, asking who wanted to do a shot with him.  No one accepted, that is, except Wendi.  She had one condition though.  She'd do the shot with him if he took some pics with us.  He gladly accepted, FINALLY!  We'd been trying all night to get our pics taken with him.  So he grabs a glass and pours half the bottle into a glass for Wendi.  She's about ready to down the shot, when he says, "Wait!  We need to make a toast!"  Now for the life of me, I can't remember the beginning of this toast, but believe me, it's in typical AJ fashion.  He said something like, "Here's to the girls...blah blah blah (can't remember)  They may not all be virgins, but they still got the box the cherry came in."  He's such a poet, isn't he?  Shot was taken, and now we're ready for our pics.  We got those done, and AJ pretty much started shooing everyone out of his room, saying he was dead tired.  Which I don't blame him, seeing as it was about 7:15 or so in the morning.  We grabbed our stuff and caught AJ who was in the little hallway thingie between his bedroom and the living room where everyone else was at.  We said thanks for letting us chill in his room and told him that the show was excellent.  He said, "You went to the show earlier?"  We said, "Yeah, and last night and we're going to tomorrow's shows."  He's like, "Ooooh, that's not good.  We're gonna have to change our lines now.  You're gonna know that we say the same thing at every show."  We started laughing.  He must have asked where we were from, cause it came up that I was all the way from Indiana.  He's like, "Damn!"  And I said, "Well, if you'd schedule a show in Indiana, then I wouldn't have to travel 1000 miles to see you."  He said, "Don't worry.  We're coming to Indy on the summer tour."  I was like, "Cool, I'll be there!"  We got hugs from him and then we left.  We went down to the desk to get another room key card, seeing as Nicky lost it when he knocked over the table down at the party.  We quickly got to our rooms, changed into our pj's and passed out.  Check out the next morning would come way too early.
January 24, 2001

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