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Even when driving down a perfectly straight road, it is necessary to turn the steering wheel vigorously from side to side every few moments.

Taxi drivers dont require exact or even approximate payment. The first note you pull from your pocket is always right.

Having a job of any kind will make a father forget his son's eigth birthday.

Honest and hard-working policemen are traditionally gunned down three days before their retirement.

The more a man and woman hate each other, the more likely they will fall into bed with each other/fall in love.

If a large pane of glass is visible it is likely that some will be thrown through it before long.

The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window in Paris.

You are very likely to survive any battle in any war unless you have shown someone a picture of your sweetheart back home.

Once applied, lipstick and mascara will never rub off - even whilst scuba diving.

It is easy for anyone to land a plane, providing there is someone in the control tower talking you down.

All grocery shopping contains at least one stick of french bread.

Rather than wasting bullets, megalomaniacs prefer to kill their arch-enemies using complicated machinery involving fuses, pulley systems, deadly gasses, lasers and man-eating sharks which will allow their captives at least 20 minutes to escape.

If you are blonde and pretty, it is possible to become a world expert on nuclear fission at the age of 22.

It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts. Your enemies will patiently wait to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatning manner until you have knocked out their predecessor.

Should you try to defuse a bomb, don't worry which wire to cut - it will always be the right one.

At least one of a pair of identical twins will always be evil.

Large, loft-style apartments in New York City are well within the price range of most people - whether they are employed or not.

It is perfectly normal to order alcoholic drinks then leave them half drunk on the bar, usually to go nowhere in particular.

If you have a perfect English accent you are the baddie.

When the men are fighting, the women will stand to one side looking distraught.

The last person to run away from a bridge in a war film will die.

All government agencies have passwords that can be guessed in three tries.

Being shot only hurts for the first few seconds.

Pretty women usually survive explosions unscathed except for a few artfully placed smudges of dirt on their face.

Everyone can remember every single phone number they will ever need.

Uniformed police are just there to stop bullets from reaching the unconventional buddy detectives.

Don't look down throught a skylight - you will fall through.

Nothing is more likely to foil an evil plot than a group of misfit children.

In general, bombs are only designed to be defused after the timer reaches 5 seconds, and those 5 seconds stretch out to at least a minute.

If your mate is good-looking and funny, you have a shorter life expectancy.

Falling forty feet is painless, providing you land on a table.

Modern guns will keep firing bullets until you have time to stop and reload.