Humor 2
This is a continuation from my first Humor page. I ran out of room on the other one so enjoy this one as much as you did the other one. Have fun!!!
"And Depends are all I Need To Wear" (A.K.A. "The Kevin Song" ( ya know.., he's old..haha..yeah..okay..)
by Stina
To be sung to the tune of All I Have To Give
I don't know why I leak evert time I laugh (AN: that didn't quit fit...just make it fit!)
But I am safe 'cuz of what I've got on
They aren't really that thin at all
They're just a bunch of big person diapers
But they are some really nice things
They save the stuff that somes from my farts
So I don't have a really big stain
On the bottoms of my weekend golfing slacks (AN: Ues, I know it doesn't rhyme with fart.. gimme a break here..it's two- in the freakin morning - o'clock)
Chorus
And Depends are all I need to wear
A lot of laundry, they help me spare
They save my "cute" pants from all those squirts
And Depends, all I need to wear
Verse 2
I am old, my bodily functions (AN: That was a stretch to fit in there..oh well..like I sad, MAKE IT FIT DAMMIT! hahaha)
Are slowly just a-waisting away
It's okay though, just give me my Depends
But they could leak, oh yes they really may
Then I leave, when I peed them so full
They are sagging down my left thigh
Oh Lord, please, Let there be
A box hidden 'cuz I am so shy (AN: Yeah, that was a great rhyme..didn't even go with the song..ah well..)
Chorus
And Depends are all I need to wear
A lot of laundry, they can help me spare
They save my "cute" pants from all those squirts
And Depends, all I need to wear
Umm..Bridge? Or another verse?
(oh gross) Oh gross, my Depends are really soggy inside
oh, I gotta change right now
gotta do it quick
before my bridge club dies
They save my doo (AN: Uhh...okay...that doesn't quite work into the song but I had to find something)
oh, You need Depends too?
Oh, we are old
Oh, we are old
Oooh, all the Depends for you.
You got 'em
You got 'em
What yo neeeed (The Depends)
All that we need to wear
(all that I need to wear to save my doo)
Chorus
And Depends are all I need to wear
A lot of laundry, they help me spare
They save my "cute" pants from all those squirts
And Depends, all I need to wear (x2)
save my doo.
(Alllllllllll...)
Chorus
And Depends are all I need to weat
A lot of laundry, they help me spare
They save my "cute" pants from all those squirts
And Depends, all I need to wear
(repeat till fade)
Okay, so I am gonna have a lot of humor pages. I know I am making the text kinda big, but I like it big so just deal with it okay? I will put up a list some where when I get the time to.
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