Humor
Okay peoplez, here is some really funny stuff about the Backstreet Boys. None of this stuff is meant to offend anyone, this is just for a laugh. I love the Backstreet Boys as much as the next person, so if you can't take a laugh or two please leave this page. No offense inteded. Have fun!! :-)
Funny Lyrics To Songs
Okay, this part of the humor page has some funny lyrics that were made up by me and some other BSB fans, so don't take offense. Enjoy!!
As Long As You Do Me (As Long As You Love Me)
Some of this song is inapropriate for the younger audience so I only put up the first verse of this song up. If you want the rest of the song you can e-mail me asking for it by using the e-mail link at the bottom of the page.
Although virginity has always been a friend of mine
I'm leaving my (sex) life in your hands
People say I'm happy and that I am blind
Risking it all in my pants
And how you got me happy is still a mystory
I can't get you out of my bed
Don't care who is written in your history
As long as you do me for free
Hey, Skinny A.J. (Dance again for me) By Victoria L.
This one should be sung to the tune of Hey, Mr. D.J. (Play that song for me)
My friend and I got tickets to your show
We were beyond psyched to go
There were so many girls milling 'round
It was like we were in code
There was an unexplainable
feeling inside the place
(Inside the place)
So we went to our seats
waiting for it to start
Saw the boring opening acts
and then you stole my heart
I was there inside the Garden place
(hey, hey, hey, hey)
Chorus
Hey, skinny A.J.
Please dance again for me
Even though some of your moves
Were, um, horny
C'mon get down
Move all around
Skinny A.J., skinny A.J.
Dance again for me
(hey, hey, hey, hey)
Verse 2
Now you definitely took my breath
away when you sang that line
The bright red of your hair shined so bright (A.N.--was his hair red for the concert?)
Oh my gosh, you were so fine
An hour's gone and the time's flying by
How can I make it stop awhile (A.N.--so sue me, it was a bad rhyme)
(Stop for awhile)
Ao you keep on singing
You knew just every part
firstt the boring opening acts
and now you steal my heart
I was there inside the Garden place
(hey, hey, hey, hey)
Chorus
Bridge
Look up here
and just wave your hand to me
I'm not too far away for you to see
I am there
there when you flash your chest
when you, uh, dry hump the ground
get up before there's a stain, there is a stain
Hey, skinny A.J.
thrust your hips out
Hey, skinny A.J.
dance again for me
Hey, skinny A.J.
thrust your hips out
Hey, skinny A.J.
dance again for me
Chorus 2x
Bust a move, skinny A.J. (repeat and fade)
Okay, so I ran out of room, there will be a few Humor pages.
