Profiles
Name: Eden Fletcher
Starsign:
Leo with Capricorn rising
Quote:
"Yeah i love Gosford. I practically grew up in Queensland"
Profile:
When eden was 10 he weighed in at a hefty 104 kgs, although he has lost a considerable amount of weight since there is still a little porker on the inside screaming to get out. His eyes glass over at the mention of pastry and that old animal instinct rears its ugly head whenever the word 'Buffet' is mentioned.
Name: Nicole Filpi
Starsign:
Cancer with skirt rising
Quote:
"Think before you fart"
Profile:
Nicole is a 'self proclaimed' highly accomplished literary aficionado and states that her favourite author is the American intellectual Angela Landsbury. Nicole sites her role model as being the 'fat kid' from 'Hey Dad' and lives by the teachings of modern guru Dr. Phil i.e. the fat guy on Oprah every Tuesday.
Name: Vicky McClelland
Starsign:
Scorpio in Jupiter's orbit
Quote:
"Did somebody say Mutton?"
Profile:
Vicky claims to be married to the sea, it seems she once spent a week on 'Fairstar the fun ship' and ever since has felt an overwhelming connection to the open waters, and to those little cocktail umbrellas. Vicky is also fabulously rich, she was the brains behind the hilarious "I'm with stupid" t-shirts.
Name: Paul Seny
Starsign:
Virgo
Quote:
"I thought things would be weird between my sister and i after we had sex, but nothings really changed much"
Profile:
With the current love-in for all things New York, Paul likes to pretend he's a NYC Firefighter to impress the ladies. Paul insists on using this pick-up technique even though his accent and physique easily give him away. This coupled with the fact that his opening line is "Can i start a fire in your pants" isn't winning him too many lady friends.
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