Actor Dudley Moore, who became an unlikely Hollywood heartthrob portraying a cuddly pipsqueak whose charm melted hearts in "10" and "Arthur," died Wednesday at his home in New Jersey. He was 66.
The heartthrob quote is according to Death Game player Nicole Filpi who is also a little person (i.e. freak midget) and we all know you can't really trust them to tell the truth. You see little people harbour a deep resentment of the "normal world" for silly things like; pointing and laughing at their big bums and squishy faces, or for telling our children that they are money hungry leprechauns who are out to steal their pocket money.
Nevertheless the British-born actor died of pneumonia as a complication of progressive supranuclear palsy. This means Death Game player Nicholas Caruana scores 34 points for selecting Dudley Moore and a further 34 for selecting the correct method of demise. This puts Mr Caruana into the lead.
17/03/2002 Paul Vanross enters the Game
It what has been common place in all things relating to Death Game Mr Paul Vanross has entered the game in a whirlwind of controversy. It seems fellow death game player Paul Seny is not happy with Mr Vanross being permitted to enter the game at such a late date. Mr Seny said "nah nah nah i'm not happy bout dis, hes gots extra times to dos reserch en stuff, thats not fuckin fair on the rests of us". Death Game took Mr Seny's protest into consideration but after speaking with Mr Vanross we found him to be quite ignorant and unlikely to use his extra time to his advantage, Mr Vanross has therefore succesfully entered the game. Mr Seny said after the ruling "Well if he wins i'm gonna fuckin smash the cunt". Welcome to Death Game Mr Vanross.
21/02/2002 Sammy Davis Jnr is Dead
The above headline should have been good news for Death Game player Vicky Yu except for one thing, hes been dead since 1990. The news was received this afternoon when Vicky McClelland another Death Game player contacted Death Game to inform us of the error. Vicky Yu has lodged a formal complaint stating that no where in the rules does it say you must pick a celebrity that is alive. Death Game officials must agree with Ms Yu on this point, however in order to maintain the integrity of the competition we have amended rule i) choose a total of ten celebrities, to now read i) choose a total of ten living celebrities. Therefore Ms Yu will receive no points and must now pick a new celebrity. Ms Yu said after hearing the ruling "This is fucked, i hate you mother fuckers, Death Game can go eat shit". We look forward to her new selection.
19/02/2002 Olympic Gold Liar
Alisa Camplin a former gymnast who had never skied until she was nineteen did the unthinkable today, winning a gold medal in Freestyle Arials to give Australia its second ever Winter Olympic gold medal. Ms Camplin said after the event "It hasn't set in, it doesn't feel real, I've never won anything in my life and now i have an Olympic gold i can't believe it". It is this claim that she has 'never won anything' that is currently in dispute. Death Game was contacted today by Mr Clive Tietzal who went to school with Ms Camplin, Mr Tietzal claimed today that in fact Camplin has won something before and was lying to an international viewing audience estimated to be around 1 billion. Mr Tietzal said he remembers Camplin won a 'dinner for two at Ziggy's Pizza' on the wheel at the Brunswick HighSchool Fete in 1984. The olympic community is obviously in an uproar over these allegations and the Australian Olympic Committee has pledged that a full investigation will be initiated into the claims. Whilst many had hoped that the Russian / Canadian figure skating incident would be the worst of the controversy surrounding the games it has been eclipsed by the dramatic accusations of today.
17/02/2002 Paul Vanross Late Entry
Special permission has been granted to Mr Paul Vanross to enter Death Game at a date after the closing of selections. In a late night sitting of Death Game officials it was decided that due to Mr Vanross currently being overseas he will be allowed to enter the game at a time after the final closing of selections when he has returned to Sydney and had some time to think. Mr Vanross is said to be incredibly pleased with the ruling and can't wait to be back in Sydney.
12/02/2002 Osama Dead
Today there were rumours that Osama bin Laden leader of the al-Qaida terriost group and currently in a little trouble with the USA Armed forces was killed. Death Game spoke with US secretary of state Colin Powell this afternoon, he said there was "a high possibility" that Osama had been killed during a US strike in the MyKamel-Isded region where Osama was last thought to have been hiding. This is good news for Death Game player Nick as he was the lucky one who selected Osama, however to follow Death Game protocol we will wait for a body before awarding points.
10/02/2002 Vicky McClelland goes screaming into the lead
News just in Princess Margaret, the high-spirited and unconventional sister of Queen Elizabeth II, died Saturday after suffering a stroke. She was 71.
It appears Vicky McClelland has been right on the money, not only knowing that Princess Margaret was about to die but also knowing exactly how she would die. Death Game informed British Intelligence of the highly accurate and suspicious coincidence, just to be sure no foul-play was involved. They replied that the princess had suffered three previous strokes and any moron would know she was about to die (i guess that makes vicky the moron as we had no idea). For now we will have to accept Vicky's innocence and award her 58 points, 29 for the death, and 29 for the correct method of demise.