Flavor Text
Updated 4/11/07
Forget subtlety I'm giving you names along with quotes!
I’m planning on including all the set’s Flavor Text on this page. All Flavor Text is in alphabetical order.
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Army of Kings
We broke open the tomb in the morning and lost twenty slaves before we were able to seal it again." - Bab Venture, Spinery crew boss
Claim Artifact
"To get ahead, many apprentice artificers will steal the design work of rivals. After they are made masters all that's left is to destroy the evidence." - Kiffite, Toma constable
Coal Porter
"All you eat, you eat for me. Half I get, I give to thee." - Poet of the Grand Mind, Petel Fortunan
Defender of Hearths
"If you would advocate the expression of ideas; if you would fight to unshackle the oppressed and free their minds; if you would stand, stand with us!" - Order Proclamation
Demon’s Moon
"When the moon looks like a grin, devilishness is afoot." - Swain, first mate
Doom Harvester
These voiceless minions of the crew bosses patrol the harbor of Rom, culling the weak and taking them away to unknown areas of the colony.
Drop the Veil
"The subjects of our experiments do not disappear. They are still there for anyone who possesses Secret Sight to see." - Dr. Fantelli, A.O.C.
Dustform Boon
As an impotent breeze, you strike insignificantly.
Dustform Boon
As a sudden storm, I strike unrelenting.
Endless Armies
"Before battle, the gates between the towers close. As they open again, extraplanar forces from every 'when' and 'where' pour out, ready to fight." - Bemin Forecastle, historian of planar magic
Flash Weld
Just don't read any priceless tomes afterwards.
Gravedigger Imp
Imps find work everywhere - from crows nests to mine work. But there favorite job is desecration.
Heartstop
"Close your eyes. Feel each pinprick of life around you. Reach out to the tiny feelings until you find the one you seek. And then squeeze that life until it disappears." - Sim Freely, Rom slayer
Kinetic Armor
Leave it to a gnome to design armor that dresses you itself.
Leaf Cutter Ants
"Like locusts in their consuming ferocity, they are also mobile mana batteries for the resourceful wizard." - Bemin Forecastle, historian of planar magic
Ley Hydra
"It is Twingates personified - One being with many minds." - Loreen Stanron
Life Bubble
“The more worthless it appears, the better.” - Bemin Forecastle, historian of planar magic
Lost Archipelago
Each is a world of its own, and the chain an entire galaxy of knowledge and forbidden arts.
Magical Kiln
"Someone discovered that burning the sod surrounding Twingates provides not only heat, but near-limitless magical power." - Bemin Forecastle, historian of planar magic
Mentalist’s Boon
Rom mentalists have abilities that will blow your mind.
Net Caster
There's a real satisfaction found in throwing the net back at the fisher.
Nursing Boar
“It’s a piglet, Run!!!”
Piston Fire
"Magic makes the machine's parts. Whole, it makes magic. Wonder is all around us." - Poet of the Grand Mind, Petel Fortunan
Potent Meadow
Twingates is tall to allow its wizards an unspoiled view of the plains that surround it. As a result the tower is a very powerful magical foci.
Reinforce
It doesn't matter from where they hail, once they come thru the gates, all loyalty is to the plains.
Rom Outcast
Rom is a diseased harbor where society's outcasts seek asylum. Merchants no longer come here.
Sacrificial Ceremony
Plantigor was exacting in her worship rituals, though less so in whom she invited to them.
Salty Swab
"Pirates have adopted the methods of the Chronal Observatory. And the results are discouraging." - Parcival, Rom commodore
Seal of Retribution
"The guilty soul seeks punishment as certainly as the thirsty man seeks water." - Elder Rabban
Spontaneous Last Rites
"Okay, now let's dig him back up!" - Snarly-Fang, slayer groveling
Subordinate
"A small taste of our research is enough to quell most objections." - Trell, observer
Summer Palisade
The place is a living thing, each plank a vein, and flowing throughout is power unimagined.
Unexplored Wilderness
The Academy Relicas saw endless resources; the Chronal Observatory saw secrets to be harvested; Twingates, an unwelcoming wild; and the slayers, future subjects.
Wealth of Ideas
Rom's harbor used to be home to the wealthiest ships on the sea. But now wealth of plots, betrayals and lies is all it could boast.
Weaponized Thug
“It’s not bad. It sort of hurts on cold nights.”