2. When two women suddenly become friendly, it is a sign that some third woman has lost two friends.
3. Opportunity knocks once, and the neigbhors the rest of the time.
4. When you go to drown yourself, always pull off your clothes; they may fit your wife's second husband.
5. A pessimist is a fellow who lives with an optimist.
6. When a man's wife doesn't come home, he begins to wonder what has happened to her. When a woman's husband doesn't come home, she begins to wonder who the hussy is.
7. Married couples have fewer arguments in winter than in summer. This is because a lot of husbands wear earmuffs in the winter.
8. Ever woman has a secret desire to write - checks.
9. Every cosmetic dealer knows that woman's face is his fortune.
10. Every woman believes there are two sides to every question - her side and the wrong side.
11. Love makes time pass, and time makes love pass.
12. A girl may love you from the bottom of her heart, but there's always room for some other guy at the top.
13. Love is like getting drunk, marriage is like the headache the next morning, and divorce is the aspirin tablet.
14. It takes two to make a quarrel, and the same number to get married.
15. Most men flirt with the women they would not marry, and marry the women who would not flirt with them.
16. Everything you say to a woman, will be used against you.
17. A girl no longer marries a man for better or worse. She marries him for more or less.
18. When a woman really loves a man, he can make her do anything she wants to do.
19. A man who sits in a swamp all day waiting to shoot a duck will kick if his wife has dinner ten minutes late.
20. Children have become so expensive that only the poor can afford them.