They were the first good people to donate two dollars and
join the church. God bless you, Fred and Mildred! Now, you
don't even have to be as generous as Fred and Mildred to
join. Nope. Even 50 cents is fine--even a quarter is fine!
It's that easy. As soon as Brother Emborracho can find them,
we'll send certificates of membership for each donation.
-Father Santiago de Torpedo
