What is Bernard?

This is Bernard:

Basic Info About Bernard

Name: Bernard Ng Jin Choon.

Name on Official Malaysian Documents: Ng Jin Choon.

Name on Baptism Certificate: Bernard Ng Jin Choon.

Name on U.S. documents: Jin-Choon Ng (used in the U.S. because people there get confused if the surname comes before the given name)

Miscellaneous Name Info: 'Ng' is actually 'Wong' in Chinese, so I am a Wong. 'Jin Choon' (it sounds more like 'Jun Choong' in Cantonese) means something along the lines of 'smarter'. Smarter than what I fear to ask. Bernard is pronounced Ber-NARD and not Ber-NERD as most Malaysians insist on saying. It is almost never abbreviated to NERD as my secondary school friends are so fond of doing, and while I may be a nerd, I'd rather not be labeled one due to poor pronunciation.

This is how Ng Jin Choon is written in Chinese:

And this is how it's written freehand with the Paint program of your choice:

What You Should Call Me: If you're a good friend, anything you like. If not, stick to 'Bernard'. It's for the best.

Birthdate: 24th of March, 1978.

Birthplace: Seremban, Negeri Sembilan, Malaysia.

Blood Type: Err, forgot!

Hobbies: Karate, Tennis, Jogging, Song-writing, Watching Movies, Reading, PC and Videogames, Drawing/Doodling, Pontification, Enumeration, and Being Abstruse.

Listens To: U2, Sting, Bob Dylan, Paul Simon, Johnny Cash, The Beatles, King David, Anything Older Than Bernard.

Used to Listen To: Roxette, Wham!, Michael Jackson

Favorite War Movie: Memphis Belle

Favorite Animated Feature: The Little Mermaid

Watches these TV Shows: Friends, The Simpsons, Big Guy and Rusty The Boy Robot, Batman Beyond, Star Trek: TNG, The Drew Carrey Show, Who's Line Is It Anyway?, Anything David E. Kelley Puts On Air.

Has Read: Half the Famous Five and Secret Seven Books, a handful of Hardy Boy's mysteries, an assortment of Mark Twain novels and essays, a bunch of Sherlock Holmes stories, a seemingly random selection of books from the Christian Bible (excluding apocrypha), the first half of Fellowship of the Ring, The Lone Wolf Chronicles, the Harry Potter books, and various other things here and there.

Eats: Cheap!

Drinks: Water, Killian's Irish Red and Sprite

Actually, it's more auburn than red...

Likes: The Little Things

Dislikes: The Same Thing Over And Over Again

And that is the Basic Info About Bernard. For more info, please refer to the sidebar on the right. Be warned, though. I am quite given to fibbing.