Bio of Mr. Dick Burns
We found him on the side of the road a few years ago, and now hes one of our best teachers. Heres his touching story of hard will and leadership.

He graduated from Northeastern and was picked in the NFL draft by the Cinncinatti Bengals in the 4th round in 1982 as a QB. He played a year, and then had a career ending Groin injury. His final numbers where amoug the best ever for bengals QBs, going 8 for 96, 7 yards 1 TD and 18 INTs in 10 games. He may be elected in the bengal hall of fame some day.

After that, hes wife Violet Burns and son Woody and daughters Wail and Ramsey left him and went with a medium aged Black Male named Ben Louden. Then farther Cocke threw a rock at a car, and it hit him. He passed away just 2 minuites later, from either natrual causes, or maybe because the guy was beating his face in.

He fell in to a deep depression after this, and killed his mother and Uncle Lardo. He threatned many small children with soda cans also. He was arrested and jailed 8 times, spanning about 30 years of his life. He was accounted for these charges:
Dick as a young man, working for fulton news. He made 91 cents an hour.
Raping Small Kids- Count 2- 8 years Served
Stealing Drugs- Count 9- 5 years Served
Threating small kids- Count 56.3- 2 years Served
Sexual Assult- Count 5- 5 Years searved.
Animal Assult- Count 1- 6 mouths served.
Killing people- Count 4- 10 years searved.
overall: counts: 77.3- 30.6 years searved.
Dick drew that in his 17th year prison.
We found him soon after on a bench in NYC, having a joint. We knew we just had to hire him. So we did, and the is freakin history! Heres some famous qoutes of his.
"Clean that up ur fag, its still dirty, like you!"- Shows true love of teacher, said to stupid Bog Muze.
"i hate kids, they scare me"- emotional.
"why do the work when you can just not? "hardworking.
"yea" o yes.
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