Paybacks A Bitch...


[ No music, no pyro's no nothing happens when a female figure walks out to the ring, passing the celebrating Troy Knight.]

JP: Who is this?

Sully: I have no idea but that idiot is wearing a referee shirt?

JP: Wait, is that a Batman logo on the shirt?

Sully: I believe so!

JP: I know exactly who that is. It's Paradox from WoC!

Sully: WoC?

JP: Yeah you know that other fed in PX that thinks they are the greatest thing to come along since sliced bread!

[Paradox slides under the bottom rope and yanks the mic from the hand of Jackie Frazier.]

Paradox: Step off!

[Crowd begins to boo Paradox.]

Paradox: Awwww shuddup. I am here for one reason and one reason only!

Sully: Cocky lil thing!

Paradox: Mr Tape man, run that tape.

[The NLRtron lights up and NLR's Hate is shown at WoC's Anarchy two weeks ago. HATE reaches into his pocket and pulls out two pairs of lace panties and holds them up to the camera. ]

HATE: You see these? Recognise them? Paradox, Kirsten Carnes I'll keep this as a little momento of visit to WoC you two women are the only reasons anyone would come to a WoC show and well if you ever get bored of hanging with the lower guys come on over to NLR and I'll show you another good time.

[The tape freezes to Hate holding the panties in the air.]

Crowd: WoC sucks WoC sucks!

[ Hate has pulled himself to his feet, in the ring.]

Paradox: Mr Hate, you seem to have taken some things that didn't belong to you when you visited the WoC.

[Hate rips the mic from Paradox's hand. He smiles at her and walks a little closer.]

Hate: I sure did honey. And if your tired of them low lives at the WoC you have come to the ring guy.

[Paradox walks face to face with Hate. She grabs the mic. With her hand upon his she pulls the mic to her mouth.]

Paradox: You see there was a slight problem when you grabbed those panties. While you did get Kirsten Carnes's panties, those others are not mine... Because I don't wear any!

[The crowd goes crazy. The grin of Hates face is from ear to ear.]

Hate: Just how I like them!

Sully: What cheep and easy?

Paradox: I was bored, which is one of the reasons I came here. The other is....

[Paradox pulls Hate closer, nearly putting her lips on his. Hate licks his lips and Paradox nails Hate in the junk with the biggest badddest knee. Hate hits the mat as Paradox climbs to the top rope.]

JP: What the hell?

Sully: That huzzy tricked Hate!

[Paradox comes off the top rope with a five star frog splash.[Paralysis] and then runs through the crowd and out the stadium.]

JP: Paradox has thrown down the gauntlet.

Sully: Those WoCers are going down like Troy Knight, on Prom Night!!!!


DRWF has closed its doors... What a pitty... Guess it takes more than a "Pretty" face to keep shit afloat, don't it guys? NLR 24/7

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