Man behind the desk: Errm.. LSD.. Man, I hate that name..
LSD: You hate my name?
Man behind the desk: No no no.. I mean.. Never mind. So, when did you say that
your ride would be showing up.
LSD: Oh, any minute now, I'm sure.
Man: Wonderful. And.. You understand everything that we've talked about today,
correct?
LSD: Oh, yes sir.
Man: You understand that in order to stay healthy and in control, you MUST take
your medicine every day from now on, right.
LSD: Oh, yes sir. One pill, every day, and I'll be healthy and in control.
[A knock is heard on the door of what can be safely assumed to be a
psychiatrist's office. A young woman walks in and brushes her black hair out of
her face. The camera pans out to get a full look at her, and she is, indeed,
very beautiful... Though odd. She's dressed in black shoes, knee-high black and
purple socks, a black skirt, and a black t-shirt with a pink fish-net shirt
underneath it. She looks around for a moment and walks over to LSD, setting her
arm around his shoulder. He looks up and smiles at her.]
Man: Oh.. Rose, hello. Just so you know, as does your friend here... He is to
take one, and only one pill every day.
Rose: And if he does.. He'll be ok to work full time?
Man: Oh, I don't see why not... If I can ask, what is it that he'll be doing?
Rose: Oh.. Umm.. I'm not sure.. L?
LSD: Wrestling, DUH! That's what I've always done!
Rose: But.. I have to watch over you, make sure you don't lose control, I don't
want to wrestle.
[LSD stands up.]
LSD: Oh, c'mon, Rose! It'll be fun.. And you can meet guys.. Or something like
that.
Rose: *Sigh* You really want to?
LSD: I always have.
Rose: Fine... But if I get hurt..
LSD: Oh, you won't! I promise!
Man: If I may interject... It could be good for him. He could end up finding
himself.
Rose: Fine... Fine. We'll do it.
[ The show cuts back with LSD smiling up at Rose, while she looks more than a
little disappointed.]
