"Big" Ed Johnson: Sinn, I think it's time that you take that memo for me. You know, the one we've been talking about?
Sinnocence: MmmHmm...
[ She rolls over to her back on the desk, her tight outfit showing every curve, evrey form, *ahem* sorry... Johnson is pacing, obviously staring at her chest, as he goes into his show opening tirade... ]
"Big" Ed Johnson: Count Robert Baralai, of the Esteemed WWW...
I would like to thank you, fine sir... Thank you for releasing the services of the wrestler known as Sinnocence... Since her departure from your "under-talented" and "over-rated" company, she has since become a VERY highly valued commodity for the NLR Brand...
Sinn is a wonderfull pressence to have backstage, and is quite adept at ANY of the tasks that we have set before her... With the CEO out of the country setting up our PPV in Mexico, I've had to rely on my "Assistant" to help me keep the show together. Needless to say, not only was she "Open" to meet the challenges, set before her, but she "Devoured" each of those challenges with great enthuseum...
Finding a talent such as hers Count, is what continues to put us a "Head" in the ratings, and surely her loss had to have been a "Blow" that must have been really hard to "Swallow"...
"Big" Ed Johnson: Sinn, read that back to me, will you?
Sinn: Actually Ed, the pen isn't working, you'll have to start over at the begining.
"Big" Ed Johnson: Uhem, maybe you could be a dear, there's a Starbucks across the way of the arena, could you find Watson, and send him over to fetch me a refill? Get a new pen while you're out dear.. Yes, that's right, thanks.. Oh, and if you would, lock the door on the way out, yes, thanks...
[ Sinn smiles and the camera man catches her beautiful ass as she exits and the door is clicked shut... Johnson leans back in his chair, both hands still mysteriously missing ans smiles to himself. while saying aloud... ]
"Big" Ed Johnson: And Count, let me just say that the woman "Takes" the best "Dic-tation" of any secra...
[ BAM BAM BAM, Johnson rolls out of his chair and hits the ground on his hands and knees as a voice is heard from outside the office... ]
Voice: Show is about to start boss...
"Big" Ed Johnson: TWO Minutes, just give me TWO god damned minutes! That's All I need!
[ The camera fades to the first commercial, allowing the "Over-worked" Johnson just that, enjoy the show, just please, not this much.... ]
) WWW (
Count Robert Baralai... We know how he got the name...
1... 1W, Ah-ha-ha-ha...
2... 2W, Ah-ha-ha-ha...
3... 3W, Ah-ha-ha-ha...
No seriously, WWW? Might as well be watching Sesame Street...
NLR 24/7
