Sully: Believe it John, next week, on our Liberation Special, One of these two men is leaving the NLR for good!!
JP: With all the comings and goings here in the NLR, who Knows who'll be showing up next..
Sully: The fact is, Miller hasn't really done much around the NLR lately, because he feels mistreated!
JP: Mike Miller is NOT a company man, Sully, but it sounds like in a week, that it isn�t going to be a problem anymore.. We take you now to the ring, for someone who should still be here, that man is former 4-Towers Champion, Kyle Bauer!!
Jackie Frazier: Please welcome to the ring at this time, the former 4-Towers Champion, Kyle Bauer!
[ 'Give 'Em Hell Kid' by My Chemical Romance hits the PA system as Kyle Bauer springs onto the ramp, taunts the crowd to get them fired up, and walks down, sliding under the bottom rope. He's wearing street clothes, a grey shirt and jeans, and has a heavily bandaged left hand. The ring has a set in it with carpet, a table with a few chairs set up in it, and Kyle grabs a mic off the table.]
Sully: What the? This idiot isn�t even supposed to be here today, he�s been suspended!
Kyle Bauer: Welcome to my little part of this weeks Hysteria. I call it.. �Hang Time.� I know that you�re all waiting to see the Grudge/Leandro feud tonight, so I�ll make this rather brief.. This week, I've got a few things to say.. One of those things is to Mike Miller.. Get a new manager, you spaz! You've cost me my title, but even worse, your spiteful interviews have on more than one occasion, caused my ears to bleed. I forgive you this week, Mike.. It's all okay, as it's all a part of the grand scheme of things. Your handing Fear my title means bigger and better things for me, as I plan to take the same thing away from Leandro.. I already took away his winning streak, and soon I'll take away his Legacy Championship. The guy has chances of beating me in a match, like WEW does in beating us in creative production!
[ The crowd pops, and Kyle smirks and paces around the ring slowly.]
Kyle Bauer: I mean.. They robbed Alex Roma away from us. I'd call that desperate. Combined with him and all the other Jack-offs, they've got a bunch of former NLR wrestlers people could care less about! In the interest of fairness, I figured I'd have Alex here to explain himself and why he made the move. Alex.. Are you out there?
['Riot' By Bloc Party hits to an enormous amount of boos. After a few moments, A midget dressed to look like Alex, complete with wrestling gear appears, and he'd be the spitting image of Alex Roma if he were just a few feet taller. The crowd starts cheering and laughing, obviously expecting Roma. The midget slides into the ring, with a snarl on his face at Kyle.]
Kyle Bauer: Welcome to my portion of the NLR, Alex Roma.
[ Kyle leans down so 'Alex' can whisper something into his ear.]
Kyle Bauer: What?! You want to thank the man who made this all possible? Alright! Cue the music!!
['Just Close your Eyes' by Waterproof Blade hits the PA system to even more jeers. Staff hands escort out a man, the age of about 15, who looks to be handicapped, and with him and a man with an old MWF Doomsday shirt and matching haircut The fans laugh, as the fellow is only about four feet shorter than the actual Doomsday himself. Both men meander down the ramp, and both roll into the ring.]
Kyle Bauer: Oh my, what a surprise! Ben Harlum! And his �Big� buddy Doomsday! Wow. I guess they really �do� look bigger on TV.. Dooms, you look horrible, man, just horrible. Probably from carrying Viper J around all that time in the MWF like I have been here up until recently...
[ Kyle looks at the camera, as it closens up, anf he gives it a wink. ]
Kyle Bauer: And now, Ben.. Last time we met you hadn't been hit in the head a few times by that Odysee fellow, and could at least string a sentence together. I want to ask you Ben, about the recent acquisitions you've made from our little neck of the woods. Ben, do you have anything to say for yourself?
[ He restarts his pacing, cocky smirk on his face.]
"Ben Harlum?": I like a cookie...
[ Kyle stops, deadin the middle of his pace, and looks back at the WEW boys, Mini-Dooms has folded his arms, and is standing in front of Quasi-Harlum now, Mini-Roma is counding his wallet, which seems to be overflowing from a recently signed contract, and Quasi-Harlum is standing there, drooling in the middle of the NLR ring. Kyle cocks a smile, and ushers them twards the rampway while smiling..]
Kyle Bauer: Hey, you guys in the back, we have important guests from uncle WEW down here, I'm sending them back, and Harlum demands you give him a cookie, or he'll buy the other half of our roster to play around with... He's serious, Um.. There ya go junior, right back where you came... Somebody get that man a cookie quick!!!
[ The fans are laughing, Kyle is laughing, somewhere in the back, a handicapped kid and two midgets are getting milk and cookies for a nights work. Back in the ring, Kyle begins pacing again, turning to something a little more serious.. ]
Kyle Bauer: You know guys, that was Johnsons idea, but I just had to go along with it, I had to stop and think though, as I looked at my guests, that many retards and rejects in the ring, was starting to remind me of the Battle Royal that's coming up next.
[The crowd laughs, watching the hireds for a night make their way to the back, and Kyle changes subjects..]
Kyle Bauer: Speaking of retards, Mike Miller.. Man.. I'm gonna love being the one who eliminates you from this fed next week. I accept your challenge, holmes. July Fourth.. You're going to start filing your unemployment paperwork..
[ The camera closes in again, as Kyle smiles that smug-assed smile again, and we break to another commercial... ]
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