
[ Instead of watching the intros of all 13 men making it to the ring, a graffic of them appears on the screen, followed by another shameless plug for the PPV in August, leading into yet another friggin commercial...]
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[ We come back from the travesty the NLR is calling sponsorship, to the bell ringing as the ring shakes at the sudden violent outburst. All thirteen contestants begin the brawl...
Leading the charge, Troy Knight and Naz come flying across the ring at each other, teaching some of the others how it's done...
Mobius quickly jumps all over Jay Aaron. He pounds on him, then tries to throw him over the top... Aaron holds on though, and fires back a few shots of his own... Gunman Stinger charges, and hits Ed Gein with a shoulder to the gut, sunset flip by Stinger, but in this kind of match, he can' t get a pin... From behind, he's kicked by Tony T, the two get back up and begin trading blows... Punches are also being thrown by Lee Watson, as Spawn doubles over. Irish whip, Spawn comes off the ropes and recieves a dropkick by Sinn.. Watson runs and gets on the turnbuckle/ladder to pose for the crowd, simply wasting time.. Sinn hops down and picks Spawn up.. He rakes her eyes, then hits a violent uppercut.. Sinn is taken aback, and Spawn tries to toss her over the top ... She is rescued by Watson, and the chaos continues...
Gein has found an opponent in Ragonus. They exhange blows and Ragonus gets the upperhand... Headlock by Gein though... Ragonus manages to back him into the ropes and throws him.. Gein off the ropes, Ragonus Leapfrogs... Back through, Ragonus drops, and Gein hops over.. a thrid trip over, and Tony T steps in, clotheslining Gein to the ground. Otherwhere, Sinn tries to hip toss Spawn... Spawn blocks and attempts one of his own, Sinn blocks and ddt's the "X" Champion.. .She then climbs on top, straddling him, and pounds his head against the mat...
Watson has begun pounding on Troy Adams, and has thrown him into the corner and is kicking him down... Sinn gets up, goes over and helps Watson stomp on him... The two beat him down, and Sinn tells Watson something... Lee picks Adams up, and holds him... Sinn punches Adams in the stomach and the beating continues... She punches him in the head and Watson let's Adams drop... Adams is out cold... Watson then stomps on him more, for good measure...
Tony T drops an elbow on Jay Aaron as he tries to get up from a previous beating... He picks Aaron up, and hits a thrust kick... He then hits a spinning roundhouse knocking Aaron down.. T slides under the ropes to the outside.. He is not eliminated, since he did not go over the top... He begins strangling Aaron from outside the ring, as officials try to get him to go back in.
GMS runs over trying to help Troy Knight get Naz over the top, but Mobius comes over to help fight them off... He squares off with Stinger in the corner... Naz, back to his feet, seems to be in pain as he holds his stomach... Troy has gotten the upperhand on him and puts him on the ground.. Naz reverses though, and now he has Troy in a rear choke working on the neck... Watson quits stomping on Adams to fight Viper J.. As he does Adams drags himself to an empty corner to catch his breath.. Spawn dropkicks Ed Gein in the kneecap.. As he rises, he begins punching away on Geins forehead, but the "Ultra Violent Icon" delivers a knee to the gut .. Then connects with a big boot... Meanwhile, Adams is barely hanging on, as Sinn is trying to dump him over...
Viper J slides out of the ring, and irish whips Tony T into the corner... Then slides back in, trying to take Aaron over himself.. Naz is going crazy, wrenching the lock on Troy, but Stinger comes to the rescue, throwing him off.. Watson knocks Stinger down with a shoulderblock to the back.. He bounces off the ropes, but Troy has gotten up and sees this... Watson rushes back over, but TroyBoy uncharacteristicly low blows Watson... He then gets behind him and applies a suplex...
Tony T has gotten a chair from ringside, and hits the stuggling to stay in Aaron, who crumples, falling through the ropes to the outside but not eliminating him... Sinn flips him off, having lost control of her hold, and grabs the nearest opponent, Viper J. J reverses an irishwhip, then comes off the ropes with a hurricarana and takes Sinn down... Gein still being technicaly taken apart by Ragonus...
Mobius has now slid out of the ring, and he picks Aaron up and rolls him into the ring.. He then gets in and tries to throw him over the top, but Aaron is still struggling.. Tony T has re-entered the ring, and goes over and puts a devastating hold on Spawn. Spawn is trying to fight out of it... Troy Knight and GMS hit Watson with a double suplex and Ragonus has turned his attention to Naz... He tries a kick to the stomach, but Naz catches his foot and swings him around... Ragonus spins and is met with a belly to belly... Gein comes over, and is using the middle rope to choke Sinn, as her arms flail wildly.
Ragonus is in the middle of the ring holding Jay Aaron by the throat... He hits a suplex, but then turns sround ito Watson, who floors him with a mighty blow... While this is going on, Viper J is back up and jumps Adams back.. Adams rams him into a turnbuckle/ladder and turns around to grab him by the throat, but is tornado ddt'd to the mat...
Spawn squares off with Watson who has to be exhausted at this point... Watson though, shakes off the blows and laughs and Spawn just stands and stares at him before he armdrags Watson to the ground and applies a chin lock...
Gein is still choking the life out of Sinn, but she's saved this time not by Watson, but instead, Ragonus, he and Gein begin battling back and forth...
Adams, now up, comes charging in attacking Tony T... The beating continues on T , until he reverses it into a face plant to the ladder post. Adams is busted open.
Troy is chopping Naz in the corner , but Naz gets a second wind, and reverses chopping Troy... A third reversal, and Stinger comes over, and together they try to eliminate Naz over the top... He still catcches the ropes though, and rolls in under the bottom...
Gein attacks Ragonus again, but as he goes to bounce off the ropes... Mobius elbows him, stopping the sick freak. He takes down Gein with a right hand.. As Gein gets up he grabs him by the back of the head and tosses him out.. Finally the first man out...
Jackie Frazier: Mobius has elimninated "Ultra Violent Icon Ed Gein" And as the first contestant eliminated, Ed Gein is now officially no longer a member of the NLR roster...]
Sully: I can't believe it!! Ed Gein was to be a HUGE boost for the NLR, and that Idiot Mobius just tossed him out onto his ass!!
JP: Ed Gein is now gone folks, and we'll be right back!!
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