Have you yet pondered over this thought: Why are our names "Switch" and "Trinity"; and what's with this "drooling daze"?
Well, here we'll answer that, and other matters concerning us.
Q: So spill it; What's with the crazy names?
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� Switch: I plead the fifth...
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Trinity: IF WE TOLD YOU ALL OUR SECRETS WHAT TYPE OF PEOPLE WOULD WE BE?
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Switch: Actually, I got my name from the movie, "The Matrix"-
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Trinity: AS DID I!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Switch: Hey do you mind, I wasn't finished. Anyway, that's where my name originated, but then I named one of my characters "Switch" as well. Just to make everything even more complicated.
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Trinity: BUT THEN SHE MADE A CHARACTER NAMED TRINITY AND KILLED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HATE THIS PERSON, BUT MY DROOLING DAZE KEEPS ME OCCUPIED MORE OFTEN THEN NOT.

Q: TRINITY(interrupts): WHY ARE YOU HERE!? WHO ARE YOU CRAZY PEOPLE!? WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING?!
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� Switch: Hey, you aren't asking the questions here, Trin. Shut your mouth before I reincarnate you and kill you again.
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Trinity: IF I COULD READ I WOULD ANSWER YOU!!!!!!

Q: What is your response to all the nice people you are currently scaring?
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Switch: You mean people actually come here?
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Trinity: WELL, DUH! WHAT KIND OF PERSON ARE YOU?! OF COURSE THERE ARE PEOPLE READING THIS! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? HAVE YOU SWITCHED CHANNELS AGAIN?!
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Switch: Man, I thought I was the insane one....sheesh, this one's gone way off the deep end.

Q: Still here?

Q: So if you aren't serial killers, what are you doing here?


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Switch: Trying to build and maintain a website....yeah, that's it.
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Trinity: (staring blankly in a drooling daze at the wall) IF I STARE LONG ENOUGH, MAYBE I CAN BURN A HOLE THROUGH IT.

Q: Speaking of the notorious "drooling daze", how'd it come about?
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Switch: I dunno. Ask her (jerks thumb toward Trinity).
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Trinity: IT'S MY CONDITION. LEAVE ME ALONE! I DON'T KNOW!!!
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Q: Let's move on, shall we? Please comment on the appropriate usage of language on this website.
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Switch: I'm getting bored. Dammit, when's lunch?
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Trinity: (does not respond) (suddenly she rises, and begins to walk into the nearest wall repeatedly)
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Switch: Oh no!! Look what you people have done to her with your questions! Her condition, her condition!! This kid needs a medic! Or atleast a good smack upside the head...


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