Have you yet pondered over this thought: Why are our names "Switch" and "Trinity"; and what's with this "drooling daze"? Well, here we'll answer that, and other matters concerning us. |
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Q: So spill it; What's with the crazy names? ��� Switch: I plead the fifth... ��� Trinity: IF WE TOLD YOU ALL OUR SECRETS WHAT TYPE OF PEOPLE WOULD WE BE? ��� Switch: Actually, I got my name from the movie, "The Matrix"- �� Trinity: AS DID I!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ��� Switch: Hey do you mind, I wasn't finished. Anyway, that's where my name originated, but then I named one of my characters "Switch" as well. Just to make everything even more complicated. ��� Trinity: BUT THEN SHE MADE A CHARACTER NAMED TRINITY AND KILLED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HATE THIS PERSON, BUT MY DROOLING DAZE KEEPS ME OCCUPIED MORE OFTEN THEN NOT. Q: TRINITY(interrupts): WHY ARE YOU HERE!? WHO ARE YOU CRAZY PEOPLE!? WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING?! ��� Switch: Hey, you aren't asking the questions here, Trin. Shut your mouth before I reincarnate you and kill you again. ��� Trinity: IF I COULD READ I WOULD ANSWER YOU!!!!!! Q: What is your response to all the nice people you are currently scaring? ��� Switch: You mean people actually come here? ��� Trinity: WELL, DUH! WHAT KIND OF PERSON ARE YOU?! OF COURSE THERE ARE PEOPLE READING THIS! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? HAVE YOU SWITCHED CHANNELS AGAIN?! ��� Switch: Man, I thought I was the insane one....sheesh, this one's gone way off the deep end. Q: Still here? Q: So if you aren't serial killers, what are you doing here? ��� Switch: Trying to build and maintain a website....yeah, that's it. ��� Trinity: (staring blankly in a drooling daze at the wall) IF I STARE LONG ENOUGH, MAYBE I CAN BURN A HOLE THROUGH IT. Q: Speaking of the notorious "drooling daze", how'd it come about? ��� Switch: I dunno. Ask her (jerks thumb toward Trinity). ��� Trinity: IT'S MY CONDITION. LEAVE ME ALONE! I DON'T KNOW!!! ��� Q: Let's move on, shall we? Please comment on the appropriate usage of language on this website. ��� Switch: I'm getting bored. Dammit, when's lunch? ��� Trinity: (does not respond) (suddenly she rises, and begins to walk into the nearest wall repeatedly) ��� Switch: Oh no!! Look what you people have done to her with your questions! Her condition, her condition!! This kid needs a medic! Or atleast a good smack upside the head... ������������������������������������������ To be |
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