| "CAN'T YOU TELL I PICKED THE BACKGROUND? DO YOU HAVE TO THROW UP YET? I DO." |
| About us Continued... (DEAR GOD!) |
| "nEWS BROADCAST...THIS JUST IN....UM...WAIT A MINUTE...I DON'T WORK AT THE RADIO STATION, DO I? sWITCH DO I HAVE A JOB?" SOMEBODY ANSWER ME!!!!!!!!!! "Calm your hormones, Trinity. I think somebody's been inside too long with her drooling daze...Isn't it time for your meds?" "wHAT MEDS? I TAKE MEDS....COOL." "Yeah, didn't you know? You're on prozac." "nO I'M NOT, WHAT DO YOU THINK I PUT IN YOUR COFFEE THIS MORNING?" "But I didn't drink that coffee...Smactks!! did...He stole mine. What are you trying to do, kill" him? "I think...WAIT! I CAN THINK!!! it's a miricle! i'm cured of my....my, my...um...ah...I forgot, but it had to do with memory loss...I think." "tHIS IS NUTS...." "Now this monkey has been watching too much 7th Heaven...That show can make you go nuts, you know. Just like One Life To Live--Why would you want to watch that stupid show when you have your own life to live?" "tHAT WAS A BAD PUN, EVEN FOR ME....(DRAMATIC PAUSE) OH NO!!!!!" "I wasn't trying to be "punny". (drum roll) Get it? Well, fine. I guess people today don't appreciate good humor. Beep beep!" "hUMOR? YOU? FUNNY? DON'T MAKE ME LAUGH! (GET IT? HAHA)" "Trinity, please don't quit your day job..." "i HAVE A JOB!?" "No. Well, there was this one time when you were in the circus...you were in the freak show section, but even there nobody would look at you." "tHEN YOU WOKE UP RIGHT? FUNNY, ISN'T THAT WHERE WE FOUND sMACTKS!!?" "Yeah, the circus manager person was about to feed him to the lion, but the lion wouldn't eat him. Am I really not funny today?" "do I HAVE TO ANSWER THAT QUESTION sWITCH? I MEAN COME ON! PUNNY? WHAT KINDA WORD IS PUNNY?" "It's a cross between "funny" and "pun". But you didn't understand that one. Maybe that drooling daze is worse than we thought...the doctor said it wouldn't last for more than 3-4 months, but I guess that theory was completely blown out of the water." "wHAT ARE YOU TALKNIG ABOUT? A CONSTANT PERIOD OF TIME IS CONSIDERED A DAZE, ARE YOU SURE YOU HAVEN'T CAUGHT sMACTKS!! CONDIDTION?" "Have I started getting hairier? And growing big ugly teeth and wearing a fake wig to hide a bald spot on my ass?" "yOU MEAN YOU AREN'T ALREADY? I THOUGHT YOU WERE." "I think this daze thing has affected your vision. You must have been standing in front of a mirror. Or a wall. Remember that one?" "nO....WHICH TIME?" "...Tertjogjk retikep o 0triy0wri 0o o 00ltryh90oisafj reg jtgri gtrtry9 ertireti.....This is my secret language that only I know. You're jealous, aren't you? Heh...heh..heh... You know, the little things on the keyboard are fun to mess with. I like them. They are cool. I'm going to sing you all my very favorite song from SpongeBob: "F" is for friends that do stuff together. "U" is for you and me. "N" is for anywhere and anytime at all, down here in the deep blue sea." "aND SHE THINKS I HAVE PROBLEMS...THIS IS REALLY GETTING BAD? HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT HER CONDIDITON? YOU'RE LOOKING AT IT. SHE SWITCHES CHANNELS AND GOES FROM sWITCH TO THIS...AND ONLY TIME CAN TELL HOW LONG BEFORE SHE COMES OUT OF IT." "For your information, my name is not "this", it's Bob. And what condition, you're the only one who has a--look!! A birdy!! Must chase the birdy!! Tweet, tweet!! Dear God no!! NOOOOOOO!!!!! Don't touch the electric--" ZAP! "-wire...." "pOOR BIRDY, WHAT A SHAME...NOT! THIS IS REALLY NOT OUR DAY...." *sob, bawl* "The birdy!! NOOOO for the love of humanity, it was only a birdy! I'm so sad I think I'll go watch some more 7th Heaven." "sO YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S BEEN RECORDING THAT SHOW! I NKEW IT! GOD DAMN YOU BOB, YOU ARE SUCH A PAIN IN THE (EXPLICIT CONTENT)!!!!" *sniff!* "I just watch it because I like the dog! Why don't you just leave me alone, I dunno either! Just let me wallow in my utter misery, it's such a horrible world for young birdys to grow up in these days! I can't take the pressure, I can't no!! I feel it all crashing down, I think I just might take an overdose of those pills and end it now, it's for the best, besides nothing ever works out for me anyway, life is just awful, the poor birdy, I think I wann---HEY!! Barney is on!! Yes!! I LOVE Barney! Whoo-hoo! Oh joyous life, I love it!!!!" "tHIS IS HOPELESS, I TELL YA. MAN, BOB, YOU ACTUALLY WATCH bARNEY? AS IN...I SHUDDER TO THINK. sMACTKS!! WE NEED TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS BOB PERSON? WE NEED TO GET sWTICH BACK. NOW." "wE dO? i SaY wE SHOULD jUST leT HEr go. wHO NeedS hER? AND WHILE wE'RE AT IT, get rid OF yOu tOO." |
| CAPS- Trinity Regular, normal type- Switch Hot Pink letters- Smactks!! (Poor little beast) |
| Oh please, I gotta get out! Let me go home, please please please!! |