MTV

*loud screaming* Emily: Welcome to TRL **coughcoughteenyboppershowcoughcough** Total Request Live on MTV. I�m filling in for Carson today, who spontaneously combusted. My name is Emily Wes...
Audience Member: Who the hell are you?!
Emily: That�s what I�m trying to tell you, ass<beep>. <beep> censors!
Crowd: *booing*
Emily: Ah, shut up! Here�s the number ten video today.

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Emily: OK. It�s time to meet today�s guests...*looks at cards* The OH NO! *covers ears and whispers* The Backstreet Boys *All that can be heard for five minutes is loud screaming**BSB enter*
BSB: Hello.
Emily: *muttering* psychos... Oh sorry! Hi guys! So we meet again.
Nick: Got any food?
Howie: *wink* We�re the Backstreet Boys! *drool*
AJ: <beep> *looking around* Where�d that come <beep>?
Emily: It�s the screwed up censors...
AJ: But I didn�t cuss! <beep>
Emily: Oh well.
Nick: *Belches loudly*
Fans: Awwww.... Isn�t that cute!? *fainting*
Emily: *Notes that some fans are missing* Nick, what did I tell you about eating fans?
Nick: Sorry... I was hungry!
Emily: *sigh* Number nine video.

******************************************
Emily: So, today your comic book series is gonna hit stores, instead of buying it over the overpriced-internet.
Kevin: Yes...
Emily: So tell us about it.
Howie: My character can *twitch* think up stuff.
Emily: Uhhh... is that it?
Howie: Yep. *drooooooool*
AJ: Mine has these really cool laser blaster thingys and if you don�t watch out, I�ll shoot you!
Emily: Oh no. Hide me.
Kevin: I... like...to...microwave...cats....
Emily: Er... OK... Brian?
Brian: I have flaming balls and I leap tall buildings!
Emily: UUMM.... Let�s get to that number eight today...
============================================

Emily: Now let�s go straight into seven today for five VERY good reasons * camera pans to reveal Kevin and Brian throwing AJ out the window, Nick going canniballistic(again) and Howie, who is just standing there, grinning. Scary*

????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

Emily: Welcome back to Total Chaos Live... with the Backstreet Boys *grumble*
AJ: If you laugh at me, I swear I�ll kill you.
Emily: Well, AJ�s being a mascot for their album, Black and Blue, after being thrown out our window here by Brian and Kevin. Bad Bri and Kev!
Brian: He dissed my religion!
AJ: Did not!
Brian: Well you called me Church Boy!
AJ: *sticks his tongue out*
Kevin: He...dissed...my...brows...and...the...way...I...talk...and...the...way...I..sing...and...
Emily: OK! I get the idea! Howie, why aren�t you saying anything?
Howie: *talking really fast* Becuase they never let me sing lead in any of the good songs or ever say anything in a interveiw or have a good part in a video I mean look at " The Call! " I�m a girl! It�s not fair! Do I look like pushover or something? Is it because I�m latino? No it can�t be, because AJ claims he�s latin but he�s really not and everyone in this group is so stupid, Kevin wears skirts and Brian�s obsessed with rat-dogs and AJ�s obsessed with tattoos and Nick has eating problems and everyone likes him the best because he�s BLONDE but I bet if I dyed my hair blonde no one would like me still because everyone likes Kevin and HE�S not blonde AND he�s married! And so is Brian and he still has lots of fans maybe it�s the eyes but if I got blue or green contacts no one would notice and I STILL wouldn�t have any fans and AJ doesn�t have blue or green eyes and he still has fans but he wears sunglasses maybe I should wear hats... NO! That�s AJ�s thing too! I can�t win!!!!!! *starts crying*
Everyone: *silence*
Emily: Awww.... poor baby... here�s videos six and five... this could take a while.

NEXT PAGE....