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| MTV Incident By Emily |
| Emily: Welcome back to Jerry Springer I MEAN TRL! Damn I�ll never get that name right. Howie: *still sobbing* AJ: It�s not MY fault! Why is everyone looking at me! *gasp* I know! It�s Jonny�s fault! Audience: *confused* Emily: Jonny is his split personality Audience: Oh... Kevin: It...is...AJ�s...fault...he...stole...my...solo...in....I...Want...It....That...Way... AJ: Did not! Kevin: Did.... too.. Emily: Good god you all sound like a bunch of three year olds... Backstreet Boys: DO NOT!! Emily: *sigh* Number four today.. ############################################## Emily: *looking desparate on the TRL phone* *in the phone* Hello Charter? Yes I need you to come pick somebody up... actually five somebodys. No, not me and my split personalities. No, it�s the Backstreet Boys! ARGH! Don�t laugh at me! Yes, they ARE here on TRL, which I am hosting right now! What? I�m worse than you thought? What! Dammit don�t hang up on me! All: *staring* Emily: *hangs up* What? All: *stare* Emily: This is freaking me out really bad. Next video! ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Emily: And we�re back! Backstreet Boys: *start singing Everybody* Everybody! Rock yo body! Everybody! Backstreet�s Back ALRIGHT! Audience: *singing* Emily: So NOW they act normal... *sigh* The entire show they�ve been scary and NOW they act normal, when the freaking show is almost over..... Oh well. Number TWO Today! @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ Emily: Now. Number. One. Thank. God. The. Call. *It�s Gonna Be Me starts playing* WHAT!?!? *looks backstage* Oh. No. This is THE last thing I need right now. *goes backstage* *comes out draging Nsync behind her* Justin: IT WASN�T MAH! Emily: Sure. And I bet you weren�t messing with the censors at the begining of the show, were you? Nsync: No. Emily: *turns to Backstreet* What do you say, guys? BSB: Slow death! Nsync: NO! Emily: How about a sing-off? Everyone: What�s that? Emily: Who ever can sing the longest without stopping wins, and that includes unreleased songs and songs that aren�t yours, for example, Briteny Spears *shudders*. The losers get thrown out the window. AJ: *shudders* All: Yeah! *Nsync starts with Bye Bye Bye* *BSB starts with Don�t Want You Back* Nsync: ... Don�t wanna be a fool for you, in this game for two.... BSB: .... you know you gotta go I... I don�t want you back Nsync: Digital digital get down,just you and me BSB: Am I your fire? Your one desire? Nsync: Hit me baby one more time! BSB: Come on over, Come on over baby Nsync: Gotta giddy up, giddy up BSB: Cause mom you always were..... The Perfect Fan... Nsync: *pant* So tell me what to do now when I want you back BSB: Show me the meaning *pant* of being lonely... Nsync: *pant* *pant* take a space ride with a cowboy *pant* BSB: *pant* As long as you love me.. *pant* don�t care who you are *pant* where you�re from... Nsync: For the girl who has everything *pant pant pant cough* I bring *pant* you love BSB: *pant pant* *cough* I�ll be the one *pant* i�ll be the one who will make all your sorrows *pant* a none Nsync: I drive myself crazy crazy....crazy.... *collapse* BSB: Quit playin games with with with.......my heart. *collapse* Emily: YES! We get to throw Nsync out the window! *calls 911 for the BSB* Fans: Yeah!!!! *lift Nsync above their heads and throw them out the window* Emily: Well,*throwing the It�s Gonna Be Me video out the window after them* I leave you with the Call. Rightful Number one. Peace Love and Backstreet Boys for all, Bye! HOME |