| How BSB REALLY Came Together By Emily |
| Author�s Note : Screw Lou Pearlman, this is what REALLY happened... *Once in a land far, far, far, far, far, far, FAR away, there was a very young blonde man sitting on rock. He is tall and has blue eyes. His name is not Nick, and he has absolutely nothing to do with the story. Just thought I would mention him* * NOW there is a tall dark haired man standing outside of a pet shop begging* Kevin: Please someone help me! I need a cousin! * a rat runs out of the store. Kevin chases it* Kevin: No! Come back! Will you be my cousin?? Rat: *hisses* {{{ A/N: Do rats hiss?}}} Kevin: *blink* I�ll take that as a yes. *scoops rat up and hugs/squeezes the life out of him* Rat: *hiss**bites Kevin* Kevin: OW!!! Bad cousin... Wait, I can�t keep just calling you Cousin... *ignoring the blood gushing out of his hand* How about... Nick? Rat: *hiss**clawing madly* Kevin: Ok, Howie then. Rat: *hiss* Kevin: AJ? Rat: *hiss* Kevin: No again? Ok... How about Brian? *squeezes/hugs rat again* Rat: *dies from lack of oxygen* Kevin: Ok! Brian it is!! * starts walking back to the front of the pet shop to get his stuff* * There is a person who is working at the shop. His name is Ralph* Ralph: Hey dude with the rat! We need that back, man. Kevin: No!!!!! It�s my cousin, and his name is Brian. Ralph:*steps back* Whoa dude... OK... what ever you say, just let me have "Brian," OK? Kevin: NOOOO!!!! He�s my only cousin!!!*cries* Ralph: Hey dude, I�ll be your cousin, ok? Just give me the rat... Kevin: Is your name Brian? Ralph: Uh.. yeah. Whatever you say, dude. Kevin: *gasps, drops the rat and picks up Ralph, who we will call Brian now, and carries him off into the sunset... or is that traffic?* Brian: Hey dude... whatever your name is... stop! TRUCK!!!!! Kevin: My name is Kevin * Just misses truck* *starts walking down some railroad tracks* Brian: OK. *silence* Uh.. Kelvin? Calvin? TRAIN!!!!! *watching horrified as a train speeds toward them* Kevin: *accidentally falls off track* Hey that�s a cool nickname! Train! Brian: Dude, put me down! Kevin: *puts Brian down* Brian: I don�t guess you have any idea where we�re going, do you? Kevin: No. *they walk in silence for a while, until they come to a bridge. There is a short, blonde troll crying under it. His name is Billy Bob.* What�s wrong? Billy Bob: I�m sick of being short!! *sob* Kevin: I can make you tall. Billy Bob: Really? How?!?! Kevin: Like this. *picks up Billy Bob and stretches him out. He is now a little taller than Kevin* Would you like to be our friend? Billy Bob: WOW! Sure!! Brian: Alright, but we just HAVE to do something with that name of yours, girlfriend. Maybe Nick? What do you think Kevin? NEXT PAGE |