| Kevin: Sounds good to me. Billy Bob/ Nick: But I don�t want to change my name.. *whines* Kevin and Brian: Too bad. *Kevin grabs Nick�s ear and everyone skips merrily into the Scary Forest* Nick: *cries* I�m scared!! Kevin: Of what? Nick: That ugly thingy over there!! *points to a fat man waddling through looking for a victim* Kevin: Ew, you�re right * takes out shotgun and shoots the man, who�s name is Lou Pearlman. He didn�t die, but he later sued them for it* *Kevin, Brian, and Billy Bob-I mean Nick- continue walking through the woods. They come to a tree where five ugly warlocks are crowded around a young, drunk, and high man with very bad fashion taste* Warlock1: Heh heh... let�s dye his hair blue! Warlock2: Yeah! And curse him with a receding hairline! Warlock3: I�m hungry. Let�s eat him! Warlock4: But I�m underage and he has alcohol in his blood! Me being drunk underage could ruin my perfect image.. *runs hand through his afro* Warlock5: I wanna go to the mall. I need a manicure... Kevin: What are you guys doing? Warlocks: We�re the evil �Nshit-of-the-woods, and we�re torturing this dude! Warlock3: Yeah, we got from when Justin stepped in a pile of bear shit and pulled us all down... Justin: Shut up, Joey. At least I didn�t EAT it. Joey: *sticks tongue out* JC/Warlock1: *heating a branding iron* Let�s give him a retarded shark tattoo! Warlocks: YEAH!!! Nick: *tries to dive in and save the wasted man, but instead JC stabs him with the branding iron and Nick now has a stupid looking shark tattoo on his upper arm* *cries* Noooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Kevin: *leans over and whispers to �Nshit-of-the-woods* Hey, I heard Briteny Spears is doing a strip show on the other side of the woods... Nshit-of-the-woods: *gasp* *run to the other side of the woods, only to be caught by Lou Pearlman* Kevin: So, what�s your name? Man: Whee!!!! I�m flying! Nick: *chewing on a magical apple that Nshit-of-the-woods left* I think Mr. Flying needs a new name. Brian: How about Gertrude? All: *stare* Brian: WHAT?! Nick: How about Nickolas Gene Carter The 23rd? All: *blink* Mutated Deer(hey, it�s the SCARY forest after all): How about AJ? Man: I�ll drink *hiccup* to that... Kevin: So have you got anything you want to take with you on your travels with us? AJ: I ain�t going no where wid *hiccup* you. Weeeellll.... not unless you got any women wid ya huhuhhuhuhuhuhuh... Nick: Uh.. Uh... Uh... you guys? * skin turns darker* *gets much shorter* *hair turns brown* *crying* HELP ME!!! *winks* Hi. My name�s Howie. Kevin: Uh? That�s scary. Where did you put Nick? Howie: *pulls something out of his ass. It�s Nick* Right here. {A/N: I�ve always suspected that...} Nick: *shaking* I will never eat another apple again. *stops shaking* Instead I think I�ll play video games for the rest of my life and eat junk food! Brian: I�m sure you�ve already met our new friend Howie, Nick? Nick: *looks at Howie* Ew! What IS it? Step on it! Step on it! Howie: *wink* Brian: Uh, Nick? That�s our new friend. And I�m sure he doesn�t like you spraying Raid all over him... Howie: No, I�m fine. It turns me on.*grin* Nick: EEEEEWWWW!!!!!!!!! *runs away* THE END Author�s note: I know, crappy ending huh? Well heres the epilogue:*deep voice* Kevin, Brian, Howie, and AJ finally found Nick staring longingly into a candy store window but he hadn�t gone in because he had no money. Everyone agreed and so they all went out and got a job at Burger King. Soon they were asked to sing the Burger King jingle on a commercial where Lou Pearlman saw them and tried to take credit for their great singing ability and sued them for every penny they had. Nick�s mom beat him up and they all ran to Jive and lived happily ever after. Until Nsync came to Jive, but that�s a WHOLE �NOTHER STORY. Author�s Note2: I do not own anyone in this story, and this story in no way reflects how the BSB really came together or how I feel about them. Thank You and good night. HOME |