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WHY KIDS
ARE 20 DEGREES
COOLER
by Joan Mills

H-E-E-R-R-E'S SUMMER!

Before this morning's sun was half up, the dogs were dragging their tongues in the dust. And now I'm melted into a shape only a hammock can support, watching three kids. Hardly a stitch on any one of 'em. They're skedaddling through the sprinkler, wet as frogs and jumping twice as high. Air conditioning is for adults. Summer is for kids.

I wish I were a wet skedaddler again, scampering through the sprinkles in my underwear. It wouldn't be proper, of course, at my age. But what's to commend propriety when its 93 degrees in the shade? Seems to me that in summer adults are more proper than smart. Kids know that nothing makes more sense in summer than forgetting to be sensible. That's why they're 20 degrees cooler than anybody.

Just how do children beat the heat?

Well, first they shed those encumbering conventions that are more stifling than the sun. Then they're free to go about in airy innocence and whatever else feels good. They refresh themselves with nonsense. They--ah, they do all the lovely, carefree, delicious things we grownups would do if we could.

And they do it by instinct. No eight-year-old ever has to consult a Field Manual for Surviving Summer to think of something cool to do. He already knows.

Remember how it was? Like: walk barefoot to the store for a frozen ice on a stick. It's important that you be barefoot. The sidewalk must sizzle your soles so you can be even gladder that your mouth is icy-cold. Halfway home, when the last sherbety blob slides from the stick, catch it in your hand and rub it into your shirt. What a wonderful feeling!

Or drag the old washtub out of the cellar. Set it under a tree, tip the hose in, and add yourself--clothes and all. While you're sitting cool, watch a worm wiggle by. That passes the time and is mildly interesting, besides.
Find a large dog. Soak him down and stand next to him as he shakes himself dry. Kids have never found a dog that wasn't tickled silly to perform this small favour for a human.

I sense again through children how simple and wonderful such summer pleasures are. How do they get that marvellous let-out-of-school feeling? Why, they acquire a hoard of comic books to leaf through in the hayloft. The pictures help interpret the text, the hay is fine to lie on, and the horse doesn't interrupt with foolish questions.

Or, with a couple of friends, they spend the afternoon under your porch, feeding flies to the spiders and playing tick-tack- toe in the dirt.
They drop a stone into a deep well and listen for the faraway, moss-muffled thunk.

If mother has to drive to the bank, the laundry, the grocery, the dump, hang your bare feet out one window while the dog hangs his head out the other. Whenever your car is stalled in traffic, kneel on the back seat so you can wave at the driver of the car behind you--it will take his mind off his heat rash.

Take a zigzag stroll around town, sticking your head in every birdbath you see. Thumb the spouts of public drinking fountains to drench yourself and others. Find mud puddles to stomp in. Track the mud through your house to the bathroom and get in the tub with a ballpoint pen. You can while away an absorbing hour drawing pictures on the porcelain.

Summer is happiest when shared with friends. Children cultivate the pals to whom they can say at any old five o'clock, "hey, you wanna eat over my house?" or who will say to them, "Hey, you wanna sleep over our back field?"

When it is a child's turn to have friends "eat over," the scheme is: first, fill up on charred hot dogs. After supper, you lie in the grass and watch the fire die. Then you gather at the end of the driveway to play tag until the ice-cream man comes.

For "sleeping over," each sleeper supplies his own smelly blanket. Whoever is host provides mosquito repellent and something for breakfast, like a box of raisins. What's customary is to spread blankets in the chosen yard or field at nine, chase fireflies until eleven, and then settle down to talk until three.

Any child knows that the saddest thing about summer is that it doesn't last forever. After Labour Day, he is expected to put on new shoes, get a haircut, go on to fourth grade.

Such a fate is easier to face if you collect some souvenirs- -bottle caps, birds' eggs, a one-armed starfish, ticket stubs from the Saturday movies--so you'll never, ever forget What I Did on My Summer Vacation. And have something to talk about: "Hey, wow, you wanna see my garter-snake skin? Or my best kite, only it's busted? And look, here's where I got dog-bit running through Doc Wilson's sprinkler."

There's one thing, though, that I myself forgot to save. I wish that on some long-ago, high-summer day, a day that was hot and smothery-damp, smelling of cut grass and sun-warm hollyhocks, I had scooped at least a pint of air into a mason jar. Then I could open that jar today and inhale deeply the scent of summer past.

Oh, surely then I'd feel like a kid again. Surely then my heart would once more give a thump of innocent delight, and I could toss away my most confining middle-aged proprieties, and seize upon a zillion breezy notions. Surely then I'd have the wisdom to be cool.(#)
ARTICLES ON THE FIRST FLOOR
ARTICLE No. 1
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ARTICLE No. 2
A SIMPLE SHORTCUT TO SET YOU FREE by Davis
ARTICLE No. 3
DIARY OF A NEW MOTHER by Geissler
ARTICLE No. 4
THE REMARKABLE SELF-HEALING POWER OF THE MIND by Hunt
ARTICLE No. 5
OPEN YOUR EYES TO THE BEAUTY AROUND YOU by Rau

No. 6:WHAT IS THIS THING CALLED LOVE? by Viorst
No. 7:THE SECRET OF HAVING FUN by LeShan
No. 8:PIED PIPER OF SEVENTH AVENUE by Comer
No. 9:OBEY THAT IMPULSE by Marston
No. 10:THE LOVING MESSAGE IN A TOUCH by Lobsenz

And some more...
No. 11:THE WISDOM OF TEARS by Hunt
No. 12:HAVE YOU AN EDUCATED HEART? by Burgess
No. 13:THE STRANGE POWERS OF INTUITION by Lagemann
No. 15:THE RIGHT DIET FOR YOU by Stare

And still some more...
No. 16:STRAIGHT TALK ABOUT THE LIVING-TOGETHER ARRANGEMENT by Montague
No. 17:...The ABC's of It by Lakein
No. 18:The Day We Flew the Kites by Fowler
No. 19:"Touched by Something Divine" by Selzer
No. 20:How to Live 365 Days a Year by Schindler

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