"Blood In My Eyes" by Limp Bizkit, Godsmack, and Disturbed plays as we show the most X-Treme scenes in DRWF history such as IcE giving Rob Van Dam the Ice-Terminator, Seth Calvert giving Table Man the Old School Expulsion, JackHammer giving Saint Steve the Hammer Throw, Sean Corbin jumping over the top rope onto Sean Moro, Enforcer giving Triple H the Punisher into the casket, Myzery giving Big Willie-isms the Vertibreaker, Masta Red giving Cody Bryant the Roll of the Dice, Tyco Jack Knife and Grandmasta Flex triple teaming some jobber, No Limit Soldier being set on fire, Stalker pounding on Corbin with the rusty wrench, Table Man giving Kent Carthage the Shatter, The Redeemer pounding on some jobber with a steel chair, Tyrone Gibson slamming Brian Steele through the windshield of a car, Mikey Mikey D jumping off of the skywalker with the Senton Bomb, Ryda knocking the living piss out of the referee, Rancid spearing Shae, and finally it shows Sean Corbin after winning the DRWF World Title standing tall with Kevin Edwards.

It then shows the Saturday Massacre banner and it burns a hole through it and we enter the Cox Arena in San Diego, CA.  You see the pyros blast and then the camera zooms in towards the commentary booth where you see Joey Styles and Scott Evan Moro sitting there.

Joey: Hello one and all and welcome to our second ever Saturday Massacre!  I am Joey Styles

Evan: And I'm Evan Moro, and damnit I may have a broken arm, but I'm here tonight!

Joey: Tonight in our main event, our champ, "Superfly" Sean Corbin, will be defending his title for the first time ever against a well deserving number one contender in "Thug Life" Tyrone Gibson.

Evan: That is right, last week he earned his title shot after a grueling match against a new comer in Raz Williams.  There was blood, there was sweat, and there was tears!  But now for our first match of the night...

(Suddenly "X to the Bone" by Freaky Beast, Tyrone Gibson, an David Adame plays and out comes President Moro, Tyrone Gibson, and Simon Jacobs.  Sean grabs a mic as the fans start to calm down.)

"H2K" Sean Moro: Alright...  I can tell all of you that I am not in the best of moods tonight so if you'd please remain quiet when I am speaking here tonight.

(The fans do so and sit down quietly.)

"H2K" Sean Moro: Alright, that's better.  Let's just start with some bad news for the women in this federation...  We are retiring the Women's Title since there is only two women in the division...  If we ever get more women, we'll open it back up.  But now on to current news...  Last night, the Late Nite Show aired...  As you all know, I am not a big fan or a fan at all of this show let alone Kevin Edwards...  Kev, you broke my half brother's arm on national television...  That's real original you stupid little f*ck.  Beat a man senseless from behind...  If you ever...  AND I DO MEAN EEEEEVER...  Talk about my family, beat up my family members, or anything dealing with my family again...  One, your show will not ever be aired again, and two, your ass will be suspended for abusing DRWF commentators!  Well, two was just for last night but if you ever do that again...  Your ass will be grass, comprende?!  Another thing on my mind from last night's show is that you and lots of people claim that I don't got it anymore and I hafta hide behind me left and right hand men...  If that was true, why would I be wrestling in the aWa where I am the highest paid wrestler on the roster and where I am ranked number one in rankings and where I just kicked Big Willie-isms' ass to become 2-1?!  Sure, my good friend, The Crusher, came in and attacked Isms but that's just some revenge!  R-X is going across the world!  There are now two...  Count them, TWO!  Revolution-Xs!  There's one here and now one forming in aWa...  Pretty soon we'll have one in Japan being formed by my cousin, Neon, and then the word will pass and we'll be global, baby!  We'll be bigger than the nWo could ever dream of!  Now onto a little rumor that that brown, nosing, stupid, little cock sucker of a reporter, Johnny Scotch, said at his web site about Isms and Julia having an affair...  That's all that is...  A rumor that some other fag in aWa started!  If I hear anything about it anymore, Scotch, you'll be out on the streets...  Trust me, you're not on my good side at all right now!  But back to MLN...  I think I want to have some revenge...  At Deadly Assault, I am challenging you to a match!  That's right, a match!  It's not for any titles or anything like that...  It's a match for some respect!  And how about we make this, we have the match at the beginning of the show since I'll most likely have to wrestle at aWa Overdrive that same night...  And lets raise the stakes...  If I win, you never talk about me or my family ever again!  If you win, I will personally let you and your stupid-ass friends beat the crap out of me in the middle of the ring and you'll still get to talk about my family!  Now tonight, I warned ya, Corbin...  I warned you months ago to not get on my bad side in this fed because I'd have my revenge sooner or later...  Well, this is my revenge!  My good friend, Ty, is gonna rip you limb from limb in the main event tonight and take your beloved World Title away from you making R-X even stronger!  As for UMS...  You say you're cool with facing each other tonight...  Well, at the PPV, you're both going to be booked twice!  You'll find out later.  Oh yes, like I promised I would, here is a little clip from my match last night against the DRWF owner, Will Brown..

(A Clip of Isms tossing Sean around is shown and then it shows Sean and the Crusher beat the shit out of Isms and ending with Sean doing the Killer Kick and go for the pin.)

"H2K" Sean Moro: There's one last thing I'd like to say before we leave...  DRWF...  This is just the beginning...  This is the R-X Era...  Just sit back and watch us revolutionize this sport!

Narrator: Coming April 26th, the DRWF will present maybe the greatest Spring Break party of all time. Dance parties, concerts, wet t-shirt contest, and the most X-Treme wrestling action that you will ever see as we will see Masta Red, the Redeemer, and JackHammer go at it with Sean Corbin as the special guest referee. Join us live from the Beach at Myrtle Beach South Carolina as the...

[[The scene comes back to ringside. The ring is empty and the fans are all jacked up like usual. All of the sudden "Voices" by Disturbed starts playing through the house system. The fans rise to their feet and all look to see who's coming out. Degenerate parts the curtains and steps out onto the stage. He walks down the isle and slides into the ring.]]

Joey  Styles- "This match is going to see two new wrestlers go at it in order to make a good first showing.."

[[The music fades and "Hey Man, Nice Show" by Filter starts playing and the fans look to the entrance way again. Outcast steps through the curtains and walks down the isle. He climbs up on the ring apron and enters the ring. He gets right up in Degenerates face as both men have a staredown.]]

Joey Styles- "The intensity between these two men is very high. Both of them know that they must make a good showing tonight and get the win."

[[They're still standing face to face as the referee gets inbetween them and breaks it up. Both men go back to their corners as the referee calls for the bell.]]

Joey Styles- "This match is officially underway.."

[[Outcast and Degenerate get in the center of the ring and lock up. Degenerate gets the quick advantage and gets a hammerlock on Outcast. Outcast reaches around trying to get a hold of to get out the hold. Degenerate pushes Outcast into the ropes and ducks down looking for a back body drop. Outcast leap frogs him and Degenerate turns around in time and Outcast nails a picture perfect hurricanranna.]]

Joey Styles- "Excellent move by Outcast who's one stop ahead of Degenerate.."

Evan Moro- "Remember that this match can only be won by putting your opponent through a flaming table."

[[The camera gets a shot of a stack of tables and a small brown bag at ringside. The picture then cuts back to the ring where Outcast has Degenerate in the turnbuckle and is delivering some pretty stiff knife edge chops. After every chop the fans yell out "WHOO!"]]

Evan Moro- "In all of my years of being involved with the wrestling business I've noticed that DRWF has some of the most loud and interactive fans ever.."

[[Finally Degenerate has decided that he's had enough and grabs Outcast and throws him into the turnbuckle and starts pummeling him with a flury of punches. Outcast slumps down in the corner as Degenerate turns around and starts showboating for the crowd..]]

Joey Styles- "Degenerate managed to pull himsself out and mount and offense but now he's making a huge mistake of showing off for the fans.."

[[Outcast gets up while Degenerate still has his back turned. Outcast jumps over the ropes and waits for Degenerate to turn around. Degenerate finally turns around...]]

Joey Styles- "Springboard spinning heel kick!!! What an awesome move by Outcast.."

[[Outcast notices that Degenerate is laid out from the move and slides out of the ring and goes over to the time keeper. He pushes him off of his chair and grabs it and throws it into the ring. He also goes over to where the tables are stacked and grabs a couple of them and slides them into the ring along with the brown paper bag.]]

Evan Moro- "Things are looking to get interesting.."

[[Degenerate is back to his feet and is holding the steel chair as Outcast slides back into the ring. Outcast gets up and realizes that Degenerate is standing there holding the steel chair. Outcast charges at Degenerate and Degenerate swings at Outcast with a overhead motion, but Outcast slides inbetween his legs. Degenerate turns around and is on the recieving end of a low blow.]]

Joey Styles- "Outcast with the cheap but effective low blow and by the looks of it Degenerate is feeling it because he's doubled over with a horrid look on his face.."

Evan Moro- "He looks like he's taking a shit.."

Joey Styles- "How do you know what he looks like when he's taking a shit?"

Evan Moro- "Joey, dont question what I say just call the damn match.."

[[Outcast is standing over Degenerate with the steel chair in his hand as Degenerate is still doubled over in pain. Outcast pulls the chair back and..]]

*CRACK*

Joey Styles- "Son of a bitch!!..what a vicious chair shot by Outcast. Now the low blow seems to have stopped ailing Degenerate.."

Evan Moro- "Thats probably because he's out cold.."

Joey Styles- "Degenerate now has blood oozing from what looks like the back of his head, this cant be good.."

[[Outcast sets a table up in the middle of the ring. He picks up Degenerate and sets him up for a what looks to be a powerbomb.]]

Joey Styles- "Outcast is going to put Degenerate through that table.."

[[Outcast has Degenerate all set up but Degenerate'ss legs give out and he slumps to the ground. Outcast picks him up and goes to attempt the same move again. This time Degenerate slumps to the ground again..']]

Joey Styles- "Degenerate cant even stand on his own..the ref should just call the match right now.."

Evan Moro- "Fuck that Joey! This is DRWF and this match will go on until someone gets put through a flaming fuckin table!!.."

[[Outcast finally manages to get Degenerate up. Outcast goes to lift him up for the powerbomb but somehow Degenerate blocks it.]]

Joey Styles- "There's still some life left in Degenerate!!!"

[[Outcast tries again but it gets blocked again. Degenerate musters up enough strength to give Outcast a back body drop through the table.]]

Joey Styles- "Holy shit!!! Degenerate had enough strength left in him to pull that move out..this match is far from over.."

[[Degenerate makes it back to his feet. He sets up another table and picks up Outcast and rolls him onto it.  Degenerate picks up the brown paper bag and reaches inside and pulls out a bottle of lighter fluid and a book of matches. He squirts lighter fluid all over Outcast and the table.]]

Joey Styles- "Degenerate is going to set both Outcast and the table on fire!?!?!?! What a malicious son of a bitch Degenerate turned out to be.."

Evan Moro- "This is what DRWF is all about Joey..you have to be as violent and hardcore as you can in order to make it here.."

[[Degenerate strikes a match and holds it up in the air for the audience to see. As he tosses it onto the table Outcast rolls off just in time. The table catches fire but Outcast isnt..]]

Joey Styles- "Outcast moves out of the way just in time..what a close call.."

[[Degenerate goes over to Outcast and picks him up. He carries him over to the top turnbuckle and sets him on it.]]

Joey Styles- "Degenerate looks to finish Outcast off once and for all.."

[[Degenerate climbs up top and it looks like he's trying for a super-plex through the table. Degenerate tries to execute the move but Outcast  blocks it. Outcast punches Degenerate in the head a few times and picks him up and drops him face first through the flaming table!!]]

Joey Styles- "SON A BITCH!!!!.."

Evan Moro- "What a tremendous move my Outcast.."

[[Degenerate screams in pain as the referee sprays him with a fire extinguisher..The referee calls for the bell and raises Outcast's hand as the EMT's are checking out Degenerate..]]

Joey Styles- "Wow...thats all I have to say..Wow..what a match.."

Evan Moro- "That was a damn good match..these two new guys will have a bright future here in DRWF.."

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Moro: Joey, maybe he's focused for his match?

Styles: Sure...

("Right Next Door to Hell" hits the Pa and Jackhammer makes way to the ring)

Moro: Jackhammer is wasting no time, he is booking to the ring!

Styles: What is TBC doing?  he has his back turned and doesn't see Jackhammer right behind him.

Moro: Oh my god, Jackhammer just nailed a reverse bottom suplex and is giving TBC a series of kicks.  He picks up TBC and sets him up for a Tombstone!  OH MY GOD!!! HE'S OUT!! HE'S OUT!!!

Styles: It looks as if The Bitch Collector didn't even "Show UP" for the match! And Jack hammer picks up the knocked out TBC.

Moro; OH finally some movement out of TBC...but oh!  A quick clothesline from Jackhammer!  He is signaling for a hammerthrow!

Styles:  Oh my The Bitch Collector give a last minute blow to Jackhammer, but he shakes it off and does a perfect hammerthrow!

Moro: This one is over! Jackhammer falls on top of TBC...one...two...three!!

(ding ding ding!)

Moro: I don't get it!  What was wrong with the usually talented Bitch Collector!

Styles: Its obvious he didn't prepare for his match at all!

Moro: You know what, you are right, we haven't seen him in the last couple weeks at all!! But Jackhammer showed that age doesn't really matter!

Styles: Well, Jackhammer seems happy.

Moro: We'll be right back right after these commercial messages.

Narrator: Last month, at Nuclear WarFare, we saw all hell break loose. Well, that was just the beginning of what you are going to see in the DRWF New Era from here on out. Live, April 28th, from the MCI Center in Washington, DC, witness the most X-Treme matches that you'll ever see in professional wrestling history as the

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Sulfer: Man, it seems that everytime I talk to you, you're askin stupid question. Well, as far as Table Man and Adam Charkon, PaiN as they like to be called, is concerned, it doesnt matter if I did still have to take on all 5 of those men, I still would take them all out single handedly....

(All of a sudden, Myzery comes around the corner and drapes his arm around Sulfer's shoulder)

Sulfer: WHAT THE F**K DO YOU WANT!?!

Myzery: Boy, first of all, take the base outta your voice. Second, why do you get so pissed off everytime I come around. We have been friends for a long time. Hell, at one point I used to look up to you. Why do you think I'm giving you this opprotunity to join the UMS? Well, you know what? Since I like you so much, I think I'll do you a little favor. Although I do have a 6 man tag match later tonight, which I dont think I'll have much apart of it in the first damn place, how about I be your partner tonight to help you fight PaiN? I dont like Table Man's sorry ass anyway and I damn sure cant stand Adam Charkon, so what do you think?

Sulfer: Yeah right. Like I would honestly trust you.

Myzery: (snickers)I dont think you have a choice. Its either let me be your partner, or simply get your ass kicked by 2 of the baddest men on the planet.

Sulfer: Wait a minute. We are talkin about Table Man right?

Myzery: Yep. Hell, he's even come close to beating me before at one time. And I know right now I am completly above your level so if Table Man barely beat me, he would kick your sorry ass.

Sulfer: WHY YOU SON OF A B***H!

(Sulfer goes to attack Myzery..)

Myzery: Ah ah ahhh. I wouldnt do that if I were you because me and Ryda's locker room is just a few doors down. And I know that he's looking on the monitor right and I bet if you were to even think about trying somethin, he would come out like a bat outta hell and beat the s**t out of ya.

(Sulfer cuses under his breath and then begins to stare into Myzery's eyes)

Myzery: So tell me, do we have a deal or not because I need to go back into the locker room and train with Ryda for our match later on.

(Sulfer gets into Myzery's face)

Sulfer: You know what. At this point I really dont give a damn about being in your sorry ass stable, but for this match, I will accept your offer. Yes, you can be my partner.

Myzery: (gives an evil laugh). Nice doin wit ya. Oh yeah, before I go, I just wanted to let you know that I've got your back. But what your front. Because it is the brothaz in front, that be on the hunt. Just take into concideration.(gives another evil laugh as he walks away)

Sulfer: F**k you bastard.

Johnny Scotch: Damn. Has words from Myzery. Back to you guys at ringside..

Evan: You damn right it has been. I mean, first my half brother comes out and takes the womens title and throws it in the damn trash.

Joey: And then by Moro's orders, Shae beat the living hell out of Diva while Moro held her.

Evan: Thank God for JackHammer and Big Willie-isms for coming out and saving her. But it seems as if it were too late as Diva had to be carried out on the streture.

Joey: Man, this has been a crazy night so far....

Evan: And it seems as if it just now got crazier! Something is going on in the back!!

Joey: Again? Damn, hurry up and get back there camera man...

Evan: Well, Dr. Briefs is already back there and he's reporting via the DRWF Fan Cam. Take it away Briefs...

(The screen begins to blur, and then we go to the next scene)

Johnny Scotch: It seems like that's not the only taste of action that has happened within the past few minutes. It also seems that Bone Breaker has been attacked? By who, we have no idea. All we know is that his neck may have been snapped as he was slammed through a table. It doesnt look like just some ordinary man could've done this to him. I dont know who it was, but I have my speculations. The only way you can find out is by checking my news and rumors every night on NBC. Now finally, back to you guys at ringside.

Joey: And to think, we have a hell of alot more action to come. So stay right where you are, we'll be right back right after these messages!

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Funkmaster Flex: Also a bonus track for the DRWF's 2 Year Anniversary, the theme for Death Warrant 2001, "Aint No Sunshine DRWF Remix" by DMX...

Chorus:
Ain't No DQ's in thiiiis fed.
Only Tables Ladders and Chaaaaairs.
Ain't No clean heads cause when its on, you're goin home with a bloody forehead
Every time cause we dont play.

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