Saturday Massacre for April 21st, 2001 Hour 2

Evan: Welcome back to Saturday Massacre, and it is now time for our next match up.

Joey: Thats right Evan as it is now time for the tag team match that was just signed a few minutes ago..

("Testify" by Rage Against the Machine begins to play as PaiN makes there way to the ring)

Evan: And here comes who in my opinion should be #1 Contenders to the DRWF Tag Team Titles, PaiN.

Joey: You would think that since your half brother is good friends with them.

Evan: Not only that, but there ring skills are just unbelievable.

Joey: Man, toast popping up out of a toaster is unbelievabl.....

Evan: Dont forget idiot, my brother holds your contract in his hands, and he told me that he will fire your sorry ass if you try to talk s**t about me again.

Joey: Oh damn. I forgot. Sorry Evan.

Evan: Thats what the f**k I thought.

Joey: Well anyway, although I hate to say this, but I do agree with you about PaiN. They do have alot of awesome ring skills.

Evan: You damn right they do....

("Down With the Sickness" by Disturbed begins to play)

Joey: And now here comes a primed and pumped Sulfer. Damn, look at the determination on his face! I've never seen anybody as determined as he is in my entire life!

Evan: You got that right, and look at him! He's not even waiting for his partner to come to the ring! He runs right into the wolves and begins to battle it out...

Ding Ding Ding

Joey: And this match is on! Table Man and Adam just threw Sulfer into the corner and they are beginning to beat the crap outta him!

Evan: Damn, what did I tell ya! Didnt I tell ya that they're an awesome team. They know that if one man steps into the ring by themselves, you should attack them and not even wait for there opponent.

Joey: (under his breath)Any fool knows that. Yeah yeah, you got that right.

Evan: Hey, wait a damn minute! Sulfer is starting to battle back in there!!

Joey: Look at him go! He's beginning to start pounding away at Table Man in the head and now he catches Adam with a stiff right hand! Oh my God, did you see that neck cock back!?

Evan: Man, shut up! Adam's neck didnt cock back! It simply just went back...

Joey: Yeah, whatever you say. Anyway Adam is back up on his feet and get's caught with another stiff right hand.

Evan: Table Man goes for another blow and he gets knocked over the top rope!

Joey: And here comes Adam again and SULFER FLAP JACKS HIM ONTO THE TURNBUCKLE!!!

Evan: Now I will admit this time, I did see Adam's neck cock back this time. He may have gotten whiplash from that one.

Joey: Sulfer slides out to the outside, Table Man goes for a clothesline, but Sulfer ducks and he catches him with a side kick?

Evan: What the f**k!?

Joey: Sulfer is now over here...

Evan: HEY, WAIT A DAMN MINUTE!! THAT'S MY COFFEE MUG!! MY BROTHER GAVE IT TO....

Sulfer: Shut the hell up!

Evan: WHY YOU LITTLE!!

Joey: Ah, dont worry about it. It's gone now. Sulfer just shattered that thing over Table Man's head.

Evan: I swear, I hope Andrew fines his ass big time...

("Closer" by Linkin Park begins to play)

Joey: Well damn, it's about time.

Evan: What are you talking about? Man, he's just in time. The match is just now getting started...

Joey: (under his breath)Damn, how dumb is he?

Evan: What was that?

Joey: Nothin. I didnt say anything.

Evan: You better keep it that way.

Joey: Anyway, look towards the isle way. Myzery is just taking his sweet time to get to the ring.

Evan: And Adam just slid to the outside and knocked the living hell outta Sulfer with a powerful clothesline.

Joey: Damn, that almost took Sulfer's head off! And look at Table Man. He's starting to bleed pretty badly from that cup blast..

Evan: Yeah, my motha f**kin cup.

Joey: Oh, just calm down ma....

Evan: WHAT?!

Joey: Sorry.

Evan: Man. My brother gave me that mug. I know it had to cost him a good thousand. That was a pure gold handle with my name etched on it.

Joey: It'll be okay. I'll buy you a new mug...

Evan: Ok fool, you can stop suckin up.

Joey: Man, lets just get back to the match. Adam and Sulfer are beginning to battle it out while Myzery makes his way to ringside. What the hell is Myzery doing?

Evan: I guess he thinks that this is a regular tag team match. He just got up onto the ring apron and started looking at Sulfer.

Joey: Why that no good son of a b***h! Charkon takes Sulfer and throws him back into the ring. And now Table Man is also back up on his feet and slides into the ring....

Evan: See, I told you that PaiN is probably the greatest tag team to exist since the CbK..

Joey: (under his breath)Yeah, they get a few blows in and are considered the greatest. Man please.

Evan: I mean look at them 2! They have Sulfer in the corner, now they throw Sulfer to the ropes. Table Man runs to the opposite and MYZERY GRABBED TABLE MAN'S HEAD AND SLAMS HIM DOWN ON HIS BACK!!

Joey: What the hell!? I dont believe it!! Myzery is actually helping his partner!

Evan: Table Man is back up on his feet and he takes a swing...

Joey: Myzery ducks and he throws Table Man over the top rope and makes him land hard on his back!

Evan: Sulfer gives Adam a low blow and he falls back..

Joey: And Myzery tags him!! I dont believe this! He's actually beginning to help out Sulfer!!

Evan: He goes into the ring, kicks Charkon in the gut, locks his head, picks him up and HE DROPS HIM HARD WITH AN IMPLANT DDT!!!

Joey: YES, YES, YEeee.

(Evan looks at Joey with one eyebrow raised up)

Evan: Remember Joey, your contract is in my brothers hands.

Joey: Oh. Sorry.

Evan: Come on Charkon, get your ass up!!

Joey: But I still cant believe it! It seems that Sulfer is the newest member.....WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!!!

Evan: THATS RIGHT, THATS RIGHT!! MYZERY JUST KICKED THE S**T OUTTA SULFER!!

Joey: Why that no good son of a b***h!

Evan: He sets him up, lifts him up and HE DROPS HIM WITH THE VERTIBREAKER!!

Joey: MYZERY, YOU F**KIN BASTARD!! WHY DID YOU DO THAT!?!

Evan: Hey, wait a damn minute! I'm startin to wonder the same thing!!

Joey: Why?

Evan: Because he made Sulfer land ontop of Charkon...

1.....2.....3

Ding Ding Ding

Evan: F**K F**K F************K!!

Joey: Sulfer wins the match!

Evan: But he damn sure hasnt won the war! Myzery is beating him half to death!

Joey: And now here comes even more trouble because here comes Ryda!

Evan: Ah ha! I knew that Sulfer wasnt about to get away with a win over PaiN like that.

Joey: Unfortunatly, you maybe right. Ryda slides into the ring, and Table Man looks at Ryda with one hell of a pissed off look on his face.

Evan: Now Ryda has the mic. I've gotta hear what this whole thing is all about.

Ryda: Well well well, little Sulfer. I bet when you first came here, you thought that you were gonna have it easy here because you were going to have mine and Myzery's help. Well, guess what. You were WRONG! You see, Myzery and I dont need your sorry ass anymore. Simple reason is that while you've been in hiding for over a year, me and Myzery have gotten 10x better than you. I mean look at us. I'm the Lightweight Champion, Myzery is the United States Champion, and I guarantee you that we're going to become the tag team champions next Saturday at Massacre. So as you can see, me and Myzery are ontop of the damn world now. So, thanks for your help that you gave us back in the past, but now it seems that the students have now surpassed the teacher. So all I have to tell you know is.. that we just dont need you anymore. Hell, you're probably holding us back. So right now, I think we're going to go ahead and ease our need right now and do what we do best and that's, kick your sorry ass.

Sulfer: Why you sorry basta...

(All of a sudden, Ryda gives him a hard kick to the back of the neck that knocks Sulfer out)

Joey: OH MY GOD!! Did you see that kick!?

Evan: Forget the kick, did you see how Sulfer went out just like that right after that kick!?

Joey: Man, Sulfer isnt moving in there. This doesnt look good at all...

("Paper Cut" by Linkin Park plays as the Redeemer runs to the ring.)

Joey: Hey, wait a minute!! Here comes the Redeemer Simon Jacobs!

Evan: Damn right, thats my other half brother baby! But I'm confused. What is he doing out here?

Joey: Well you know that he and Ryda have had a few choice words for each other as of late...

Evan: Oh yeah..

Ryda: YOU IDIOT!! You have no business sticking your nose into our business!!

The Redeemer: Shut the hell up! I'll stick my nose where ever I damn well please! Now I maybe a sadistic human being, but I cant stand to see someone this good get injured. Sure he was taking on one of my friends in Revolution X, but still, he's a new comer and he was also beat down by the 2 biggest scum on this damn planet and thats you 2 idiots. I'll admit, I dont have any feelings whatsoever for Big Willie-isms, but the last thing I wanted to see was for him to get injured. But Ryda, I have talked to my bro Moro, and he has granted me a match against your sorry ass for May 5th at Saturday Massacre, but I dont think that I can wait that long. Now me and you have a match in just a few minutes. You'll get yours then...

Ryda: We'll see about that motha f**ka.

Evan: Oh damn, this is getting heated up! We have to take a quick commercial break, but when we get back, it is the 6 man tag match that everybody has been waiting for! We'll be right back right after these messages!

:: [ The scene shows a live shot of the Cox Arena in San Diego, California. When then hear Joey Styles’ voice. ] ::

JS: We are here at the Cox Arena in San Diego, California. Of coarse we have seen some great matches, but none like what we are about to see in a couple of minutes.

:: [ The scene then changes to a shot inside the arena of Joey Styles, and Evan Moro at the announcing booth outside the ring. ] ::

EM: No, we are not talking about just any match. We’re talking about the Six-Man Tag Match. Not some boring superstars at that, not by a long shot! We have six of the most impressing superstars the DRWF has ever seen.

:: [ The scene changes, as another screen covers the entire regular screen. We see Ryda, Mr. Late Nite, and Stalker on the left side. On the right side we see Sean Corbin, Myzery, and Simon Jacobs. The DRWF Saturday Massacre logo hangs above the entire visual as flames roar in the background. You then hear Joey Styles once again. ] ::

JS: We will see these six men lock-up in a battle for victory!

EM: It’s bad enough that we have two men in the ring, but what the hell! We decided to throw six men in the ring in teams. In some cases on teams where the team could possibly fall apart. Pure anarchy, Joey.

JS: You know, I never would see the day where Sean Corbin would face-off against Mr. Late Nite.

EM: I never thought I would live to see the day where Sean Corbin would be on the same team as Simon Jacobs! Who would ever see that coming?

JS: Good question… yet so little time. We are getting word that it is time! Don’t even get up for ANYTHING, this will be a match for the ages.

:: [ Lights slowly begin to dim, until they are finally at a point to where they completely turn off. "Simon Says" by Drain STH plays. ] ::

Beth Smith: This match is scheduled for one fall. First, making his way to the ring. He hails from Burbank, New York… Mr. Late Nite!

:: [ Beth Smith announces. The blue staging lights begin to flicker on and off on the top of the entrance stage. Mr. Late Nite then steps through the steel entrance opening. He walks over to the far right side of the stage and taunts the crowd, he receives some heel heat. ] ::

EM: Here is a man that has probably set the standard… for being the number-one rated jackass I have ever seen!

JS: Is there something that I am missing?

EM: Joey, wake up and smell the coffee! Did you see what he pulled last week on his show?

JS: Oh, you mean what he did to Revolution-X?

EM: Well, I actually found the Tic-Tac… yeah, what did you think I was talking about? Yes, he may have gotten some cheap shots in, but you best bet your ass that Mr. Late Nite will pay.

:: [ Mr. Late Nite’s music stops as he comes to a halt at the end of the entrance stage outside the ring. His music then fades out, which is quickly followed by "Sabotage", by Beastie Boys. A fire pyrotechnic blast shoots off on the top of the entrance. ] ::

Beth Smith: Next, he hails from Minneapolis, Minnesota… Ryda!

JS: The second member, Ryda. And we all know that Late Nite Productions and U.M.S don’t exactly get along.

EM: Yeah, no shit. You are the smart one in your family, aren’t you? It won’t surprise me if we see this two brawl themselves!

:: [ Ryda walks through the entrance opening, just as Mr. Late Nite did earlier. Ryda then walks down the isle, with an angry look on his face. He walks down, and when it looks like Mr. Late Nite is in the way Ryda bumps right through him. Ryda slides into the ring under the bottom rope, and he leans against one set of ropes, while looking at the ticked-off Late Nite outside the ring. ] ::

JS: Did you see that, looks like someone just turned up the heat a little bit. Ryda just walked through Late Nite like he was a nobody! Now look at Late Nite, he didn’t exactly like that move by Ryda.

:: [ The music fades out, and suddenly a huge explosion goes off around the top of the entrance stage as "My Way" by Limp Bizkit blares throughout the arena. White lights then go on and off repeatedly as Stalker walks into the staging area. The lights then fade out, but then come on once more. Here we see Stalker inside the middle of the ring looking at the entrance area. At this point Mr. Late Nite enters the ring, stands a little bit away from his partners. ] ::

EM: Damn, he didn’t even give Beth Smith enough time to give him a proper introduction! Oh well, Stalker is better known of dismembering his opponents inside the squared circle.

JS: There you have it… the first team.

EM: Some damn team, now the only thing they need to do is learn how to communicate. If not, they might as well just forfeit this match.

:: [ Yellow lights begin to flash as "Fly Away" by Lenny Kravitz plays at a high volume. The one-and-only Sean Corbin then steps into the camera’s sight with the DRWF World Title draped across his right shoulder. He looks from left to right as the fans boo on. Sean ignores, and he walks down the slanted stage until he stops outside the ring. He then looks inside the ring at his opponents. ] ::

JS: Here we see Sean Corbin, possibly to lock hands with his friend Mr. Late Nite.

EM: I still cannot believe that Sean and Late Nite might actually come to a point to where they must beat each others asses for the win!

:: [ Green lights then replace the yellow as Sean’s music stops. "One Step Closer" by Linkin Park hits as Myzery walks through the entrance opening. He then stops at the top of the entrance opening as a deep green fog shoots out. He then walks down the entrance ramp while looking at Sean Corbin the whole entire time. ] ::

JS: Look at the way Myzery is staring down Corbin… bad blood in this match. I swear, this might have been a bad move.

:: [ Myzery then stands a little bit away from Corbin, giving space between the two. ] ::

EM: We just need one more person, and we are ready to go!

:: [ The DRWF Titan Tron turns on, and the words "Look Into My Eyes… And Fear What It Is You See" appear in red format. A deep red fog then rises from the staging area, as well as some of it spreads throughout the arena. "Paper Cut" by Linkin Park then hits. ] ::

JM: Wait, Simon just came through the crowd. He’s now in the ring behind M.L.N, Ryda, and Stalker!

EM: Sean Corbin, and Myzery now enter the ring. M.L.N turns around and sees Simon Jacobs right in front of him. M.L.N now takes a few steps back…

JS: Sean Corbin Dropkicks Stalker, while Myzery Closelines Simon down to the mat. Ryda and Stalker now roll under the bottom rope to the ring apron. Sean and Myzery then go step into the ring apron…

EM: It is now Simon Jacobs and M.L.N in the ring! Look, Simon and M.L.N are just staring each other down. M.L.N attempts a Closeline, but Simon gives him a knee blow to his stomach…

JS: Simon tries to take M.L.N down with a Hiptoss, but M.L.N punches Simon in the gut. M.L.N goes for the Closeline, but again Simon avoids the move by ducking…

EM: M.L.N turns around, and he gets a boot in his gut. Simon then lands a Northern Lights Suplex in the middle of the ring. Simon bridges back…

EM/JS: One… kick out by M.L.N…

JS: Simon brings M.L.N to a sitting position on the mat, and he now applies a Surfboard submission. Good pressure applied to the move by Simon…

EM: M.L.N now slowly rises to his feet, reverse Head Butt. Simon now shakes his head a little bit as M.L.N runs to the ropes. He bounces off, and he takes Simon down with a Closeline of his own. M.L.N now takes advantage by applying a Boston Crab…

JS: M.L.N is now arching back, putting more pressure on Simon’s lower back area…

EM: Simon flips M.L.N forward using his leg power. The two then get to their feet at the same time…

JS: Simon kicks M.L.N, followed by a headlock…

EM: But M.L.N lifts Simon up and drops him in a Belly-to-Back Suplex. Both are now down on the mat…

JS: Great display of wrestling by these two…

EM: Simon and M.L.N are now getting to their feet, they are now up. Simon attempts an Irish Whip, but M.L.N reverses into one of his own into Simon’s corner…

JS: Myzery just tagged himself in. Look at Simon, he’s irate!

EM: M.L.N quickly tags in Stalker. These two now lock up…

JS: Myzery now backs Stalker into one corner. Myzery backs off, but he gets in a quick right hand to Stalker’s face. Myzery now follows up with repeated shoulder blows to Stalker’s abdomen…

EM: Stalker now falls to both of his knees…

JS: Myzery now follows with a HUGE blow to Stalker’s head with an Ax-Handle Smash. Stalker now falls forward on his stomach…

EM: Myzery runs to the ropes, but he gets elbowed in the back of the head by M.L.N. Myzery now holds the back of his head…

JS: Stalker now gets to his feet, shakes off the blow from earlier, and he kicks Myzery hard in the gut. Stalker now takes Myzery down with a side Belly-to-Belly Suplex, he makes the cover…

EM/JS: One… Two, no! Sean Corbin came in and broke-up the pin fall attempt…

EM: Stalker now applies a Cobra-Clutch Submission. Myzery is a little shaken up, but he’s not out…

JS: Myzery somehow raises to his feet, but Stalker is still has the move applied. Myzery now drops Stalker in a Jawbreaker…

EM: Myzery now runs to the ropes, bounces back, and drops a Legdrop to the back of Stalker’s neck as he was on his hands and knees…

JS: Myzery now lifts Stalker to his feet, and he now positions him between his legs. Myzery now lifts Stalker up, and he drops him down in a powerful Powerbomb…

EM: Wait, Sean is telling Myzery to tag him in…

JS: Myzery just tagged Sean Corbin, but Stalker now tags in M.L.N…

EM: I told you this was going to happen!

JS: They are a little hesitant, but the show must go on. Sean and M.L.N lock up, M.L.N is now whipped to the ropes…

EM: M.L.N bounces back and takes Corbin down with a Shoulder Block. M.L.N runs to the ropes, bounces back, Sean Leapfrogs over M.L.N’s head. Sean turns around, M.L.N attempts a Suplex, but Sean reverses and lands on his feet…

JS: Sean takes M.L.N down with a strong Spear. Sean now climbs to the turnbuckle…

EM: Sean leaps off and lands a Splash on M.L.N, he hooks the leg…

EM/JS: One… Two… no. Kick out by M.L.N…

JS: M.L.N tags in Ryda…

EM: Simon decides to tag himself in, but Ryda takes him down with a dropkick. Ryda picks Simon up to his feet, and he whips him to the ropes…

JS: Simon bounces back, and he is taken down with a Spinebuster by Ryda. Ryda now takes the advantage and he puts some boots Simon…

EM: Ryda tried to stomp Simon again, but Simon tripped him. Simon now gets to his feet, and he forces Ryda to do the same. Ryda is sent to the ropes, he bounces back…

JS: Simon kicks him in the gut, he now turns around and reaches back. Simon hooks the arms, and he turns around and hoists Ryda up… this could be The Aftermath, also known as the Vertibreaker!

EM: Simon hits it! He goes for the cover, but M.L.N just came in a broke up the count…

JS: Stalker now comes in and attacks M.L.N, but Sean Corbin now comes in and attacks on Stalker!

EM: But here comes Myzery! Oh my, he just Sidewalk Slammed Stalker right in the middle of the ring! Now Myzery and Corbin are teaming up against Stalker!

JS: Good God, what has happened? Is Myzery, Ryda, and Corbin teaming up!?!

EM: Dont look at me! But look at this...

JS: Simon now slowly gets to his feet…

EM: M.L.N now gets to his feet, and the two are now staring down each other!

JS: M.L.N now attempts a Fisherman’s Brainbuster, but Simon reverses into The Aftermath! He dropped M.L.N in with the Vertibreaker!

EM: Simon locks in The Revelation! The Dragon Sleeper in a Camel Clutch position! Simon is leaning back, putting more pressure on the move! M.L.N is now out, Simon just dropped the hold. This match has turned into a damn war!

JS: And look at this!! Here comes Tyrone Gibson!! Oh no, and Corbin isnt even half way ready for his match yet!!

EM: OH MY GOD!!! THEY'RE BATTLING IT OUT!! IT'S ON RIGHT NOW!!

JS: And now here comes JackHammer and Kent Carthage!! WHAT IN THE HELL IS GOING ON!?!

EM: The slide into the ring and now DOA is battling it out with UMS!!

JS: Damn, this is a flat out war!

EM: Hey wait a minute! Stalker is back up on his feet and HE CLOBBERS CORBIN IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD WITH A DOUBLE ARM BLOW!!

JS: Oh my God! He nailed him right in between his damn shoulder blade!! And Corbin is on the ground in some serious pain!

EM: Finally, here comes the security to seperate these men! Man, this is crazy!!

JS: This is teh wildest free for all that I have ever seen!

EM: Man, all hell has broken loose here in the Cox Arena and damnit we have to take a break!! We'll be right back with our main event for the DRWF World Heavyweight Title!! Stay right where you are!! We'll be right back right after this!

Evan: It all boils down to this match here, folks! It's Sean Corbin's first ever title defense!

Joey: Not only is it just his first title defense... It's against Tyrone Gibson! This man is still undefeated since joining the DRWF a couple months ago! Gibson is not a man you want to take likely and his chances of winning this match are very very good!

Beth: Coming to the ring first, weighing in at 195 pounds, from Philly, Pennsylvania... Your World Champion, "Superfly" Sean Corbin!!!

(Sean Corbin's theme hits and he walks to the ring slowly with the World Title around his waste. He stops at the end of the walkway and shines it up and then takes it off once he gets in the ring and hands it to the ref.)

Beth: And now coming to the ring, weighing in at 251 pounds, hailing from LA, California... "Thug Life" Tyrone Gibson!

("X to the Bone" by Freaky Beast, Tyrone Gibson, and David Adame plays as Tyrone Gibson makes his way to the ring with President Sean Moro next to him. Sean goes over to the commentary area as Corbin keeps his eyes on him.)

Evan: Great to have ya here, bro.

"H2K" Sean Moro: It's great to be here, Evan.

Joey: What is your purpose of you being out here?

"H2K" Sean Moro: Simple... Sean beat me for that title so I wanted to see how well he'd do against my dawg, Ty.

(The bell is sounded and the two lock it up.)

Evan: Gibson and Corbin locking horns and Gibson breaks the lock. Corbin goes for a chop to the chest but it hardly stuns Gibson! He does it again and now Gibson is getting mad!

Joey: Gibson kicks Corbin in the gut and then gets him standing up-right again... Chop to the chest! Another one! And another one! He's chopped him right into the corner! Now he's hitting Corbin in the ribs and he ends it with a hard European Uppercut!

Sean: European Uppercut?! That was a Ghetto Uppercut ya dumb cunt! Corbin falls flat on his face... What's he trying to do, act like Ric Flair? Ain't gonna work with Gibson as he's got Corbin by the hair and he's slamming his head into the mat! Gibson now with a cross-face chicken wing.

Evan: Gibson lets go of the hold and he's allowing Corbin get to his feet... Thug Life goes for a clothesline but Corbin ducks it and lowers the top rope making Gibson flip over the top of it to the floor! Gibson slams the mat angrily. Corbin kicks Gibson in the face... Superfly bounces off the ropes... SPRINGBOARD FROG CROSS BODY SPLASH!!!

Joey: Oh man! Both men are on the floor in pain after that move! Corbin is getting to his feet and he lifts both of Gibson's legs up... Dropkick to the balls!

"H2K" Sean Moro: Now that's just painful! Supershit gets the thug to his feet and he whops Gibson into the steps on the outside! That's gonna leave a mark! Corbin now is getting a table from under the ring and he's sliding it in the ring. He sets it diagonally in the corner as Gibson slides back in the ring.

Evan: Sean drives Tyrone into the corner and he goes for an Irish Whip to the corner with the table but Gibson reverses it but Corbin stops right in front of the table! Corbin goes for a spear but Gibson does a sunset flip over him and he gets the cover! 1...2... Corbin kicks out!

Joey: Corbin quickly gets up and kicks the bottom turnbuckle in frustration... Gibson gets up and they're exchanging blows. Corbin with an Irish Whip into the ropes, he lays down on his belly making Gibson go over him, he gets up, and he hits a Lou Thezs Press and he's pounding on Thug Life's head! Sean gets off of Tyrone and then he quickly makes his way to the corner with the table set up in the corner and he's now putting it in-between the middle ropes. He gets Gibson up on the table and he's up there now too.

"H2K" Sean Moro: Sean goes for a powerbomb but Gibson fights it and now he's going... PILEDRIVER THROUGH THE TABLE!!! Oh man! Corbin is going to have a headache after that piledriver! Gibson gets Corbin to his feet and... Twist of Fate! He goes for the cover... 1...2...3! WE HAVE A NEW WORLD CHAMP!!!

Evan: Nope, Corbin kicked out at the last second!

"H2K" Sean Moro: Damnit!

Joey: Gibson gets up and he goes over to the turnbuckle and he's taunting the crowd right now! Corbin is up and he low blows Gibson! CORBIN WITH AN ELECTRIC CHAIR DROP TO GIBSON!!! Tyrone's face just bounced off that top turnbuckle! Corbin runs at the corner, he gets to the top turnbuckle, and he hits a twisting dragon splash!

Evan: Corbin is out of the ring and he's now got a ladder and he's setting it up in the ring... That's one of them twenty feet high ladders! He's got Gibson and now they're out of the ring and he lays Gibson on our table... I think we better clear the area!

(Sean, Evan, and Joey leave the area as Superfly gets to the top of the ladder. Right when Corbin gets ready to jump, Stalker runs into the ring and pushes Corbin off of the top rope while Moro pulls Tyrone off the table making Corbin goes falling through the table.)

Joey: Oh my dear lord!!! What the hell was that!?!

Evan: Stalker just came from the back and pushed Corbin off of the top rope and landed right through our table!!

"H2K" Sean Moro: And now my boy goes for the cover!!

Joey/Evan/Sean: 1...2...3!!!!

"H2K" Sean Moro: WE HAVE A NEW WORLD CHAMPION!!! TYRONE GIBSON HAS WON THE DRWF WORLD TITLE!!!

(Sean helps Tyrone up to his feet and drapes the World Title over his right shoulder. Out comes Table Man, Adam Charkon, and Simon Jacobs and all the men of R-X celebrate. Sean gets a mic.)

Sean: CORBIN! I WARNED YA!!! DON'T F*CK WITH ME!!!

(Adam hands Sean a can of lime spray paint and he sprays R-X on the back of Sean Corbin but then all of a sudden, "Whatcha Gonna Do" by Shyne begins to play and then the TitanTron lights up and you see Big Willie-isms sitting at his desk)

Big Willie-isms: UM, um um um. Aint this about a b***h. I miss one damn show and all hell breaks loose. But you know what, while I look at this, I've come up with a few conclusions and the main conclusion that I've come up with were the finalized matches for Deadly Assault next week!

(Crowd Erupts)

"H2K" Sean Moro: Man Isms, you are...

Big Willie-isms: SHUT THE F**K UP!!! You've already pushed my nerve enough as it is. Now, without any further ado, let me talk about these matches. Now, as far as the main event is concerned. With what I just saw, Stalker, you just forfeited your title shot.

Stalker: WHAT THE F**...

Big Willie-isms: Hey hey! Shut up while you're ahead. Now since you cost Corbin his title shot, and this is the second time that you almost injured him, I think it is about time I put you 2 in a match. So this next Sunday night, you 2 will battle it out in a weapons match. Thats right, you 2 one on one inside of a steel cage with a ring full of weapons. Only one man will survive that match up..

Stalker: Damn, I thought you were gonna give me some pussy match up. I think I may like this...

Big Willie-isms: Yeah, whatever. Anyway, the main event for Deadly Assault will be Tyrone Gibson taking on the Redeemer for the World Heavyweight Title. Also, in other matches, for the DRWF Tag Team Titles, the UMS will battle DOA. And the winner of that match will take on PaiN in a few weeks on Saturday Massacre for the titles. Now due to the fact that Myzery and Ryda beat the s**t out of all kinds of other people, they will have to battle twice and defend there singles titles. Myzery will be defending his United States title against Chris Concord while Ryda must defend his Lightweight Title against Eric Avalanche. Oh, Moro, your buddy Table Man isnt about to get off easily as he will be battling it out with Mr. Late Nite. I guess you can consider that your revenge since this match will be a pits of hell match. I still have a little bit of kindness towards you Moro, so I signed this match for your punk ass. There are plenty other matches, but I'll send the card to you so you just take a look at it. Well, as you noticed, my transmission is beginning to be interfered with so until next time, my name is Big Willie-isms, HAVE a nice day sucka...

"H2K" Sean Moro: Yeah, I will see you next time sucka. Just wait until next time. I will have the last laugh..

Joey: Damn, Moro is really pissed off in that ring. But did you hear that lineup for them matches at the PPV. Man, this is gonna be one hell of an event for sure...

Evan: You got that right, but damnit we're out of time!!! We'll see you all at DRWF Deadly Assault! For Joey Styles, I'm Evan Moro! GOOD NIGHT EVERYBODY!!!