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| Intro "Blood In My Eyes" by Limp Bizkit, Godsmack, and Disturbed plays as we show the most X-Treme scenes in DRWF history such as IcE giving Rob Van Dam the Ice-Terminator, Seth Calvert giving Table Man the Old School Expulsion, JackHammer giving Saint Steve the Hammer Throw, Sean Corbin jumping over the top rope onto Sean Moro, Enforcer giving Triple H the Punisher into the casket, Myzery giving Big Willie-isms the Vertibreaker, Masta Red giving Cody Bryant the Roll of the Dice, Tyco Jack Knife and Grandmasta Flex triple teaming some jobber, No Limit Soldier being set on fire, Stalker pounding on Corbin with the rusty wrench, Table Man giving Kent Carthage the Shatter, The Redeemer pounding on some jobber with a steel chair, Tyrone Gibson slamming Brian Steele through the windshield of a car, Mikey Mikey D jumping off of the skywalker with the Senton Bomb, Ryda knocking the living piss out of the referee, Rancid spearing Shae, and finally it shows Sean Corbin after winning the DRWF World Title standing tall with Kevin Edwards. It then shows the Saturday Massacre banner and it burns a hole through it and we enter the Civic Center in Springfield, MA as we see Evan Moro and Joey Styles standing ringside. |
| Ringside |
| Evan: Hello everybody and welcome to the
first ever DRWF Saturday Massacre!!! I'm Evan Moro... Joey: And I'm Joey Styles, and as always, we have one hell of a night planned for you here. Evan: You got that right Joey as tonight we will be deciding the main event for the upcoming Pay Per View which is Deadly Assault, live on April 29th. Joey: We already know that Sean Corbin will be defending his World Title, but we will find out tonight against who. Will it be the Redeemer, Masta Red, or the Stalker... Evan: I bet Corbin would love to get his hands around Stalker's throat after what happened on the final Tuesday Torment.. Joey: Hell, wouldnt you. I mean Stalker almost put Corbin out for good with that damn wrench and chair. Evan: Also on the card tonight, we have PaiN taking on Dead or Alive for the Tag Team Titles... Joey: As well as much much more here toni.... (All of a sudden, "Whatcha Gonna Do" by Shyne begins to play) Evan: I knew this was goin to happen. Joey: You got that right. Oh s**t, I just remembered, he has another major announcement to make tonight as well. Evan: What the hell are you talking about? Joey: Well remember, Andrew Mielitz quit as President. Thats why we took 2 weeks off. Willie had to find a new President and he says that he's goin to announce him here tonight.. Evan: Are you serious? Joey: Serious like a heart attack. Evan: Well alright! Willie climbs into the ring, and look at his neck. He must still be hurt from what happened on the final Torment. Joey: I still cant believe that happened... X-Treme Replay: Shows when Myzery beat the s**t out of Big Willie-isms on Tuesday Torture/Torment, and then set him up and gave him the Vertibreaker on a steel chair. Willie had to be taken out in an ambulance and was forced to wear a neckbrace. Evan: That had to be the sickest thing I have ever seen in my entire life. You know that he's goin to say somethin about that aswell. Joey: You damn right he is. Well, he's in the ring and he has the microphone and it's time to hear what the owner of the Death Row Wrestling Federation has to say. Take it away Isms.. Fans: Wel-come back! Wel-come back! Wel-come back!
As you all know, the DRWF has fired a lot of people and some people have quit because of this. The top person that got fired was "H2K" Sean Moro! It was hard to do but we just couldn't have that son of a bitch around no more... He was dragging this fed down faster than Big Momma Gibson can eat a cake... Now that's hella fast! Another big name that has quit is our former president of the DRWF, Andrew Mielitz. That leads us to what we have to do right here, tonight! And that's find us a new president... You'd probably say it's going to be David Adame since he was Mielitz's partner in crime but you're wrong, he got knocked down to the commissioner of the DRWF! So let me proudly bring to you your new president of the DRWF... (Suddenly "Ice Ice Baby [Hardcore `98 Mix]" by KoRn and Vanilla Ice plays and out comes Sean Moro with his head taped up) Evan: OH MY GOD!!! IT'S MY HALF BROTHER, SEAN!!! (Isms stares at the entrance area and he looks extremely pissed) Big Willie-isms: What in the hell is this...
(Isms kicks the bottom turnbuckle pad and points at Moro) Big Willie-isms: DON'T DO THIS, SEAN... YOU DON'T WANT TO DO THIS!!! "H2K" Sean Moro: Will, I told you to shut up... SO DO IT!!! I quit wrestling here in the DRWF because I couldn't take the pressure of being hardcore all the time anymore because of some medical reasons that you all know about. So, right after quitting the DRWF, I was picked up by the aWa where in my first match, I was jobbed... I was alright with that so they gave me another match yesterday against So Solid... I beat So Solid but as you see, my head is taped up... That was because of that asshole in the ring busting me open with a barbed wire bat! That brings me here tonight... This night will go down in DRWF history because your former DRWF Champion is now your DRWF President!!! Big Willie-isms: MORO... I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!!! YOU'RE A DEAD MAN WALKING!!! "H2K" Sean Moro: No, I don't think so, Will, because by the looks of it... You don't have much of an army to back you up but what I got is MY stable and MY friends that go by the names of "Thug Life" Tyrone Gibson, Gerome Smith, Table Man, Adam Charkon, and my cousin and the co-founder of R-X... Simon Jacobs! Speaking of which, yes, I did watch the Late Nite Show last night and Mr. Nite... I wouldn't eeeeever do that again or I'll personally make your life a living hell... Comprende?! Now... Thank you and good night! We hope you enjoy our show! Joey: OH MY GOD!!! SEAN MORO IS OUR NEW PRESIDENT!!! DON'T MOVE A MUSCLE, WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK!!! |
| Hallway |
(In the hallway, it shows Myzery and Ryda looking all over the place for Sean Corbin. Ryda then bumps into some man..) Ryda: Hey, do you know where Corbin is? (The guy shrugs his shoulders. Then Myzery grabs him by his throat) Myzery: F**KER, HE ASKED YOU A QUESTION!!! Man: I'm sorry, but I have no idea sir.. (The guy then pisses in his pants and Myzery lets go of him.) Ryda: Ok, we believe you. We'll leave you alone... (Then not even 5 steps later, Myzery and Ryda turn around and beat the living s**t out of the man) Myzery: Sorry bastard. Next time you'll answer us when we ask you a question B***H! (Myzery then takes the framed picture of Shawn Michaels off of the wall and smashes it over the mans head. The man is left in a pool of blood while Myzery and Ryda continue there search.) The scene cuts back to the building entrance where Mr. Late Nite and Sean Corbin can be seen entering the building. Sean is on crutches and has a cast on his knee and a bandage wrapped around his head. He hobble s down the hall and is followed by Mr. Late Nite...... |
| Commercial |
| DRWF X-Treme Music Commercial with Funkmaster
Flex and Big Kap: Funkmaster Flex: Comin soon to a record store near you, the Def Jam records and the Death Row Wrestling Federation bring to you DRWF X-Treme Music. Big Kap: With hot tracks by Linkin Park, Danzig, Mudvayne, 2 Pac, Xzibit, Godsmack, Fozzy, Dirty, Limp Bizkit, Korn and Vanilla Ice, Rage Against the Machine, Shyne, BG, Disturbed, and much more tracks.. Funkmaster Flex: Also a bonus track for the DRWF's 2 Year Anniversary, the theme for Death Warrant 2001, "Aint No Sunshine DRWF Remix" by DMX... Chorus: Funkmaster Flex: Plus hot remixes by myself and that nigga Big Kap. Big Kap: The hottest album to hit the streets since the Tunnel. Comin soon to a record store near you... Funkmaster Flex: Go cop that... Big Kap: Go get that. |
| Backstage |
(Backstage, it seems as if Ryda and Myzery have finally found Sean Corbin, but Mr. Late Nite is in the locker room with him. Mr. Late Nite gets pissed off after seeing Ryda that he stands up and gets ready to charge at Ryda, but Corbin cuts him off....)
(The camera then cuts back to ringside) |
| Ringside |
| Joey: Man, I still cant
believe what just went down! Evan: Hell you? This has got to be the biggest shocker in professional wrestling history! Sean Moro is the new President of the Death Row Wrestling Federation! My half brother has total control! Joey: What is going to happen to the DRWF with him in control? Hell, what is going to happen to Big Willie-isms. Evan: Yeah. Now he has 2 groups that want his head on a silver platter. The UMS and Revolution X. Joey: Things dont look good for Big Willie-isms, thats for damn sure. Evan: I have to see that on the X-Treme replay one more time. I mean, look at Isms's face. X-Treme Replay: It shows when the "Ice Ice Baby Hardcore 98 Remix" comes and it shows Big Willie-isms in the ring with the most pissed off look that we have ever seen. He had to be pissed off to the highest level of pisstivity with that one. Joey: That had to be the shocker of the night, and to think it is only the beginning of the night. But now it's time to get to some action... Evan: Ok and we begin with the xtreme re-match between TYco and Jayson Leif. How do you think this match will go? Joey: You know I think Tyco has more expeirence but we will just have to see for ourselves who is the most xtreme wrestler in this match. "My Way" by Limp Bizkit plays as Jayson Leif walks down to the ring and looks very confident in this match! But wait just a second Tyco comes running down the titontron and into the ring. Ding..Ding...Ding.... This match has started! Jayson is giving him hard blows to the face to Tyco and he is down in just 5 seconds. Jayson taunts the crowd and Tyco gets up and gives him a bulldog from behind! Tyco than picks him up and throws him into the ropes! He than picks him up on the top rope and suplex's him hard to the ground! Joey: Did you hear how hard jayson just landed on the mat. I think everyone heard that! Lets get back to the match. Tyco than powerbombs him and than gives him a ddt. Tyco goes for the pin, 1...2... Kickout easily by Jayson! Joey: Tyco is domminating in the beginning of this matchup. I don't think Jayson will be able to stand Tyco much longer. Jayson than gets up and gives Tyco a low-blow. OUCH. Tyco is hurt and Jayson keeps stomping at Tyco's face. Finally the ref gets in the way and breaks it up. Jayson goes to the top ropes and tries an elbow drop to Tyco and successfully hits it and goes for the pin 1.. kickout! Evan: Wow. Tyco easily kicked out there and Jayson seems to be hurt after that elbow drop. Tyco than gets up and and throws Jayson tothe ropes and gives him a clothesline. OH My God! He is down. Tyco than stomps a mud hole into him. He opened him up! He is bleeding bad! Tyco than gets a chair and goes in the ring but Jayson isn't there. Joey: WAIT! JAYSON HAS A STEEL PIPE! HE HITS TYCO IN THE HEAD WITH IT AND TYCO IS DOWN! Jayson than gets a ladder and some chairs. Evan: This is more than x-treme, this is hardcore and i think this match will be very bloody at the end. That is y they call it a Massacre. Jayson has demolished Tyco and he wants his revenge on him. Jayson has a chair and is about to hit him but the ref is in the way and the ref is down and out! OH MY GOD JAYSON HAS ALSO DEMOLISHED THE REF! Jayson than sets up the 20 foot ladder. He climbs up it and is at the top! This could be the most electrifying move! OH MY GOD! jAYSON IS IN THE AIR AND LANDS ON TYCO. dID YOU SEE THAT HE JUST JUMPED 20 FEET! Jayson than pins him this match is gonna be over. But wait there is no ref. Jayson than gets up and goes out side and pulls the ref in the ring. The ref is in the ring and Jayson goes for the pin, 1........2....... Wait Tyco's foot is on the ropes! What a slow count. Tyco than gets grabbed up by Jayson Leif and OH MY GOD TYCO JUST HEAD BUTTED HIM. Joey: I can not believe this. Tyco just got up and regained some energy and he is bleeding very badly. The worst thing i can't believe is he got up from getting hit from a human being that can fly 20 feet in the air!That is just amazing! Tyco than gets a chair and
continues rapidly hitting Jayson badly as he gets split
open over his head! Tyco than is ready to give Jayson the
Death Ride but "Rollin" by Limp Bizkit plays OH
MY GOD WHAT IN THE HELL IS CHRIS CONCORD OUT HERE FOR.HE
HAS A CHAIR AND SLIDES INTO THE RING. TYCO AND CHRIS
CONCORD ARE HITTING JAYSION INSIDE THE RING. This
isn't fair. But wait here comes the ref and chris
runs backstage. Tyco than goes for the pin on leif,
1....2... and A KICKOUT.! HOW IN THE WORLD DID HE DO
THAT. Tyco is pissed cuz the ref counted so slow. Tyco
than picks up Jayson and piledrives him down hard.. He
than gets the table from outside and sets it up in the
ring. Tyco than grabs leif and puts him on the table! He
than goes top ropes! OH YES!!!! ITS A MOONSAULT THRU THE
TABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! both men are down and
out and the ref starts to count 1...2....3...4....5....
finally at 6 Tyco gets up and and has an ankle
lock. He is about to break leifs ankle but Jayson is
almost at the ropes and now he is tapping out HE IS
TAPPING AND SCREAMING BUT THERE IS NO REFFEREE! Tyco is
irate he is goin crazy in the ring. But from Behind WHO
IS THIS?? OH MY GOD IT'S DARK CUPID! DARKCUPID IS
ATTACKING HIS OLD FRIEND TYCO. HE HUST GAVE HIM THE CUPID
BUSTER. Tyco is down and Dark cupid gets the ref awake
and pulls leif on top of TYco and goes for the pin
1....2....3.. OH MY GOD LEIF HAS WON THE MATCH UP.. bUT
WAIT THE REF SAYS NO ITS A 2 COUNT!!!! Evan: I think Jayson should of won that match but this s getting out of hand. First Chris Concord helps TYco try to win but that didn't work and than just Now dark cupid tried to help Leif win and that didn't work either. What is next??? They are both down hurt and bleeding. This match should be over very soon but i think this match won't be over for a while. Almost all the weapopns are in the ring. Tyco has a ladder and is stomping it into Jayson's chest. Jayson gets up though as they are both giving hard blows to the face. finally, Tyco gives Leif a boot to the face. TYco than goes and gets another table and another table! He brings them both in the ring! OH MY GOD HE HAS SET UP TWO TABLES ON TOPE OF EACH OTHER! He lifts Leif and lays him on top of the two tables! He than goes and tries to find another chair under the ring. He is completely under the ring and WAIT!!!!!!!!!! JAYSON LEIF IS STANDING ON THE TWO TABLES But he sees tyco coming out of under the ring! Joey: This is not good, Tyco is gonna climb the ropes and Jayson is gonna move out of the way! Tyco than gets the chair and throws it on top of Leif! Tyco than climbs the ropes and the crowd is on there feet! Tyco than tries a moonsault and he is in the air! CRASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! jAYSON DIDN'T JUMP OFF! HE IS HURT THEY ARE BOTH HURT THERE IS NO WAY THIS MATCHUP WILL END! Tyco and Leif are down and Tyco gets to his feet first! Tyco than gets some power back and he tries for his finisher the Death Ride! He picks him up and slams him straight down. Tyco than just falls down on top of Leif. The ref counts, 1........2.........3. Ding...Ding....Ding... Fink: The winner of this x-treme rematch is Tyco! Jim: This match was a great match! Both of them battled to the x-treme limits, and Tyco was the more powerful one in this matchup! Tyco than has to get carried away on a stretcher as so does Leif! This was a great match and Tyco and Leif showed how x-treme the DRWF can be! |
| Commercial |
| Bolt 45 Commercial with Sean Moro (After Moro gives Snake a powerbomb off of the top rope) 1....2.....3 Ding Ding Ding The Fink: The winner of this match up, as a result of a pin fall, Sean Moro! "H2K" Sean Moro: Damn, that was a rough match. (Julia Haney hands him a Bolt 45). Ah, thank you Julia. You know, I've been working here for the DRWF for a good 5 months now, and as you can tell, this is NOT an easy job. When I first came, I thought it was going to be as easy as all the other federations I've been in. Well, its not. You gotta work your ass off to get somewhere here. Thats why after every match, I get Julia to pick me up an ice...cold....refreshing...Bolt 45... (All of a sudden, Moon comes from behind and smashes him in the head with a steel chair. The he goes through his metamorphasis) IcE: But then there are times where people just wont leave me the f**k alone!! (The he takes that Bolt 45 and smashes it over Moon's head). IcE: And then after I get that taste of blood, I want somethin to wash it down. So then again, I grab me a Bolt 45. Ummm, the mixture of Powerade with Colt 45 along with a shot of ripple. The flavor will get to ya. So remember, whenever you have a long days work, go to your local grocery or liquor store and pick up a Bolt 45...and Get Slizzard Wit It... Disclaimer: Bolt 45 is not for anybody under 15, plus before you drink it you must build a tolerance for it. Go sip by sip before you take a big gulp. Drinking a big gulp may cause seisures, vometing, sore throat, dizziness, headache, caughing, sneezing, runny nose, itchy eyes, and maybe even death. This is not a drink for suckaz. |
Hanes Brief: Hi kids, I'm here to tell you about the side affects of Bolt 45, the loveable, official drink of the Death Row Wrestling Federation. Briefs fumbles through some papers in his laboratory and finds one. Hanes Brief: THERE ARE NONE! All of the rumors that this drink causes seisures, vometing, sore throat, dizziness, headache, caughing, sneezing, runny nose, itchy eyes, and death are just total ludacris. Ludacris joins Dr. Briefs dressed in a white lab coat. Ludacris: Sucka, you's a Ho if you don't drink dis drink. All dat shit 'bout it bein' dangerous is plain stoopid. Hanes Brief: He's right, there are no side affects to drinking Bolt 45 just like there are no side affects to smoking cigarettes, drinking alcohol, sniffing coke, and having sex with B. Arthur of the Golden Girls. Ludacris: Dude, dat is sick! Fans, these two have no idea what they are talking about. Smoking cigarettes will always give you lung cancer, drinking alcohol will always make you wasted and dangerous behind the wheel, and having sex with B. Arthur will ultimately kill whatever sex drive you have left and may result in scabies and crabs. Thank you. |
| Backstage |
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| Ringside |
| Evan: Welcome back to Massacre! In a few
short momemts we'll have the TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH with
DOA vs. Pain. ("Testify" from Rage against the Machine hits as TableMan and Mr. Charkon make way to the ring.) Joey: The crowd doesn't seem to have a mixed reaction for these two partners. I hear boos though one ear and cheers in the other. Evan: Yeah, TableMan hasn't gotten the respect as the young star deserves, while Adam yet to make a name for himself. ("Dirty Deeds" by AC/DC hits while JackHammer and Kent Carthange quickly make way to the ring) Evan: Wow, a big pop for the Tag Team Champions! And do they look determined. The undermined champions jump through the ropes and the match in underway! Joey: All four men duke it out as Jackhammer and TableMan tie up and Kent Carthage beats Charkon into the corner. Holy shit, did you see the knee to the face of Carthage. Charkon took a big hit to his nose. Evan: He seems to be bleeding early on in the match as Jackhammer and Tableman end up on the outside. Joey: Carthage picks up a beaten Charkon and drags him to the center of the ring as tries for a quick pin! Evan: Charkon kicks out before the one count. Carthage drops another knee to Charkon's face and ties his arm up with a lateral hold. Charkon looks to be in pain. Carthage drags Him over to his corner and tags in Jackhammer Joey: This is where DOA brings in their talent to the ring…they work so well together as a tag team, and known when to utilize a legal double team Evan: They are setting the two up for a double closeline! Joey: OH MY!!! DID YOU SEE THAT!!! Charkon is having trouble breathing after that shot to the neck. These two might be great wrestlers, but they can be dirty as hell…and I LOVE IT! Evan: Carthage leaves the ring, and Jackhammer works in a couple of body blows and a shot to the already bloody Charkon. He picks him up and a tight suplex onto the top rope. Joey: whoa…They continue to work on Adam's entire body and he ha yet to creat offense. And look it Jackhammer smile as Charkon lays practially motionless on the canvas Evan: Jackhammer picks up Adam and delivers a strong running lariet into a leg drop to keep him close to the ground. Joey: Look at Hammer laugh as DOA has complete control of their match. Evan: UH OH…Table just tried entering the ring Joey: DUMB MOVE, DUMB MOVE…now he's distracting the ref. Evan: He just eye gouged Charkon…and drags him to the corner as Carthage puts him in a chokehold as Jackhammer delivers not one, not two, not three, not for…but five blows to the midsection as Charkon falls gasping for air. Joey: He needs to tag out tis instant or, this match is over before it even started! Evan: Jackhammer tags in Carthage and now Carthage lifts him to his feet…OH MY Charkon has some enrgy as he hits Carthage in the face, but soon after Carthage drops him right back to the canvas. He picks up Adam again..and oh now…Charkon his him again…and then Carthage drops him quickly once again. Joey: FINALLY! There is some light in the eyes of PaiN. Evan: A LOW BLOW…Charkon nails Carthage in the groin and now slowly crawls to Tableman awaiting the tag! Carthage grabbing his throbbing nuts as they both tag at the same time! Joey: Oh my! Evan: Table man just closelined Jackhammer into a complete 360! TableMan finally gets into the action as he seems pumped. A huge neckbreaker by TableMan and he has headed for the ropes! Joey: OH my…a 450 splash of the top rope!!! Evan: TableMan is on top of his game as Jackhammer lays in pain in the middle of the ring. He picks up JH and quickly delivers a pump handle slam. Joey: THAT WAS POWEFUL! He picked up Jackhammer without ease. Table man still in control. And he's signaling for a table. Evan: Out of the ring Charkon sets up two tables. Joey: What is this?!?! Not there two idiots again! Evan: Ryda and Myzery make way to the ring as the crowd boo's their apperance, but as you can see, they can only laugh. Joey: Charkon doesn't notice that Myzery is right behind him! OH NO!!! POWERBOMB!! RIGHT THROUGH THE TABLE!!!! Evan: Tableman just noticed the carnage! And look it this…Carthage and Jackhammer have set up Tableman for their finisher!!! OH MY!!! Jackhammer of the cover Joey: ONE…TWO…THREE!!! DOA retain's their belts!!! Evan: With the Distraction of Ryda and Myzery…DOA retains their belts as the two celebrate in the ring Joey: Look at that, Ryda just nailed Jackhammer in the back of the head and is stomping the hell out of him! And that bastard Myzery just cold cocked the Real Deal out of the ring as both Myzery and Ryda give Jackhammer a definite beating! Evan: Look at UMS!!! Who can stop these two and their unnecessary manslaughter!!! Joey: Ryda is calling for a mic as Myzery picks up Jackhammer and throws him on top of Charkon! Ryda: We've pleaded and we've shown the world that domination and power doesn't come in numbers! We have shown that UMS has now taken over where the power lies in the DRWF! Willie!!! We've gotten our message across pretty clearly as of late! We have shown the whole fucking world that we are who we say we are..and that is the god damn best. In my first match, I pinned 6 men in a battle royal, deafeaded the punk Mikey Mikey D for the Unites States title within a few minutes. Soon after, I kicked the shit out of one of your goddamn legends Grandmaster Flex, and within a few moments I destroyed him for the 1,2,3 and made myself the current Lightweight Champion. And on my first title defense I defeated Jack Knife within a matter of seconds, and not a scratch on me. Now I tore apart Deniot with every inch of his body and landed another title defense while not one man has lasted more than two minutes against the Ryda on a Storm! And My only loss was to a one time chump that hit me over the head with outside interference and a cinder block for good measure. Twelve wins! Twelve wins and one loss! You don't call me ready, you don't call me a true champion. Well fuck everyone in back...and fuck everyone that doubts the absolute power that the Ryda has within!!! I am a true champion and nothing will ever stop..me, or Myzery on continuing our destruction! (Right when Ryda gathers his emotions, The Big Willie's music's hit!) Big Willie-isms: I have listen to you enough Ryda. No one doubts that you have made your mark in the DRWF, and I am really sick of you two assholes in every god damn segment of this show…lets make a deal. At the next PPV…UMS will take on DOA for the TAG TITLES IN A CAGE MATCH!!! (Crowd give a huge pop to the signed match) Big Willie-isms: BUT! If I see your ugly faces interrupt another match again…I will personally make sure you'll never, ever want to disrupt my show ever again…and the consequences will be something you will not want to deal with! (Myzery grabs the mic from Ryda) Myzery: ahhh…Willie, how is your face doing by the way. I mean, you really don't think you will ever come out and tell me and Ryda what our business is. But on the contrary, we'll take the deal and show the goddamn world who the strongest two individuals are two weeks from now! But now onto other business! To The Man In Black, Sulfer…boy, you are sure a blast from our past…I have heard quite the rumors that you want to run with the strongest and most dominate stable UMS. Well, things have changed Sulfer. We run the show!!! UMS tells you when and what you can and cannot do! So you want to join us…next Saturday you will have to defeat Seth Cal… Big Willie-isms: Whoa, Whoa…you two. So you are saying you know this Sulfer fella? (Ryda and Myzery look on) Big Willie-isms: And just what I need, more UMS members running around in my fed! But you do have a great idea Myzery…but the match will be with Adam Charkon. (big pop) Big Willie-isms: Wait, I am not done yet! IT will be with Adam Charkon, TableMan, Derain Deniot, Rancid and Seth Calvert…in a gauntlet match next Saturday at Massacre! Joey: Oh my! Did you hear that, the employee of the DRWF will have to pin 5 men tenter UMS!!!! I think Willie has finally pulled a fast one over UMS!!! Evan: Yes he has…but I don't think UMS has given up just quite yet, and I really don't think this will be the last time we will see these two idiotic mule asses tonight! Joey: You are right! Myzery and Ryda have definitely shown that they are more than just simple mid card, and will the distruction they have created as of lately and the war between Willie and UMS has not ended… Evan: We'll be right back with a word from out sponsors! |
| Commercial |
| Bolt 45 Commercial(with
JackHammer): (All kinds of crazy stuff is going on in the background while Jackhammer is talking) JackHammer: You know, people say that the DRWF is the most conservative federation in the world. We have nothing but the utmost respect for one another… Razor Blade: Shut the f**k up JackHammer! JackHammer: Everyone is willing to move out of your way to show courtesy. (bumps into Triple H.) Triple H: Hey, why don't you watch where you're going! JackHammer: And we have to be the cleanest federation. We truly do know that germs are floating everywhere…(all of a sudden, a guy covered in blood walks past him.) Damn man, cant you take a bath. Anyway, for me to be able to keep up with the rest of the DRWF, I need to have a little drink. But I don't know what to have.(walks into his local grocery store into the drink section). I don't know whether to have a good sports drink, or to have me a little taste. But then, I look right between the St. Ides Malt Liquor and the Powerade, and what do I see. The official Sports Drink/Malt Liquor of the DRWF. BOLT…..45. Thanks to Michael Jordan and Billy Dee Williams combining, we were able to come out with the greatest drink in the universe. So either go to your favorite grocery, drug, or liquor store and pick you up a Bolt 45(takes a drink)….ahhhh……and Get Slizzard Wit It! |
| Ringside |
("Rollin" by Limp Bizkit begins to play as Chris Concord makes his way to the ring) Evan: Well, it is time for our next match up as Chris Concord will be battling the sadistic Myzery... Joey: Man, everytime I hear that name, I just get sick to my damn stomach. I mean, who will ever forget that time that Myzery gave Willie that f**kin Vertibreaker on the steel chair last week on Tuesday Torment/Torture. Evan: And causing him to have to wear the neckbrace now. But I do believe that Willie will get his revenge sooner or later. Joey: You got that right. There has never been anybody to get away with doin somethin to the Isms. Evan: Not Jack Milbern, not No Limit Soldier, not Razzor, not anybody. Nobody has been able to do somethin to Isms and get away with it. Joey: And I do believe that Myzery will get his, you best believe that.... ("Closer" by Linkin Park plays as Myzery comes to the ring) Evan: And here comes that sonuvab***h now. Joey: I dont believe this. He's not even alone! Ryda is comin to the ring right by his side. Evan: Are those 2 ever seperated? Joey: I have no damn idea. I hope they dont bathe together.... Evan: Uh, I think your mouth just wrote a check your ass cant cash. Joey: What are you talkin about? Evan: Because Ryda is coming right over here! Joey: Awe, son of a b***h! Evan: Boy, you had better be nice before you end up bein just like Big Will. Ah, hello Ryda.
Joey: So what brings you out here to sit with us? Ryda: Man, first of all, let me just say that you must be the most special person that I have ever met in my entire life. What did you do, just get off of the short yellow bus or somethin? Anyway, you should know that the reason I'm out here is because I want to see my boy Myzery in action. Evan: Oh, is that right? Ryda: Damn right, its right. Ding Ding Ding Ryda: And here we go. Joey: Myzery and Chris lock up in the center of the ring and Myzery comes up with a knee to the gut and some... Ryda: Shut the f**k up and let me speak. My boy's in there doin like he always does and thats takin charge. Look at the way he's pounding away at this damn rookie. Evan: Oh, I wouldnt call him a rookie.. Ryda: This is his first match in the DRWF right? Joey: Yeah.. Ryda: Then he's a damn rookie. He may have wrestled in other federations, but even if your a veteran in other federations, you're a rookie when you come here because you have NEVER fought in action like we have here in Death Row. Evan: But he was trained by Grandamasta Flex.. Ryda: I dont give a damn if he was trained by Neo, Hellraiser, Stone Cold Steve Austin, Triple H, hell even that bastard Big Jisms. When step in here, you're a rookie until you're able to take some f**kin chair shots. And as you see right now, he's not able to withstand them shots yet. Evan: Wait a minute. Yes he is!! He just blocked the final shot and kicked Myzery in the gut and HE SMASHES THAT CHAIR OVER HIS HEAD AND LEAVES IT THERE!! Ryda: Why that dirty son of a b... Joey: Calm yourself boy. Ryda: Boy, if you dont get off of me, I'm gonna hurt ya. Evan: Meanwhile in the ring, Concord takes Myzery and throws him to the ropes and catches him with one hell of a clothesline that almost takes his head off! Joey: Oh my goodness! That was shades of the great Chris Benoit right there. Ryda: Would you shut the hell up with your damn comparisons! Joey: Sorry man. Evan: Now Concord is starting to pound away at Myzery hard now. Listen to those crushing blows! Joey: Concord may be able to pull this off... Ryda: Shut the f**k up!! Myzery's not gonna lose, you had better believe that. And I'm about to make sure that he doesnt.. Joey: Hey, wait a damn minute Ryda! Evan: Oh no! Ryda has just slid into the ring and now he's pounding away at Concord! Joey: Why that sorry bastard!! Look at them pound away at Chris now... (All of a sudden, the arena goes black) Joey: Well I'll be damned. What the hell is goin on now? Evan: Uh, what do you think? Joey: I dunno. (Then the arena turns completly red then in the ring you see 2 figures right behind Ryda and Myzery) Evan: HEY, WAIT A MINUTE!! IT'S JACKHAMMER AND KENT CARTHAGE!!! They're back out here and they are beating the living hell outta Myzery and Ryda!! Oh my God, its a war out here!!! Joey: Look at these 2 teams battle it out! And look who is on the outside of the ring cheering JackHammer and Carthage on! Evan: It's Big Willie-isms along with Tyco who's holding Chris Concord!! Joey: I dont believe it! Has an alliance been formed here tonight!?! Evan: It seems like it has! And now Myzery and Ryda are head for high hills! Man, what a war we just seen here tonight and to think, we just now finished hour 1. We have one more hour to go here tonight! Joey: Dont go away fans, we'll be right back right after these messages! |
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