JackHammer: You wanna know what's goin on? Well, I'll tell you whats going on. What you are about to see is the birth of a truly new era. You thought that when David Adame and Andrew Mielitz was the birth of a new era. Oh hell no, I dont think so. Tonight is the beginning of a dynasty. You see, I've been sitting back too long watchin this bulls**t take place. Such as Big Willie getting his neck broken, Sean Moro becoming President, and all sorts of other bull crap. Well, that all ends right f**king now! Myself, Kent Carthage, Chris Concord, Tyco, and another member soon to be revealed are going to take this company back! Now get the f**k outta my face.

Hanes Brief: Damn. Back to you guys at ringside.

Evan: Also another member to be named a bit later on. Man, this is going to be one hell of a force to be reckoned with, thats for sure..

Joey: The UMS had better watch there backs.

Evan: As well as Revolution X. All hell is gonna break loose really soon, I feel it.

("Turn it up" begins to play through the arena. Fans stand to their feet.)

Joey Styles: This should be a great match, to say the least, Evan!

Evan Moro: We here do, but Eric Avalanche might have to take a ride to the nearest hospital! I mean, look at Rancid compared to Eric! Who do you think is going to win?

Joey Styles: I don’t know, but you cannot count Eric out.

Evan Moro: Joey, what the hell have you been smoking? Eric is going to get his head taken off, simple as that!

(Eric walks through the red entrance curtains to stop at the top of the entrance stage. He looks towards the crowd and taunts a little bit, getting a great crowd reaction.)

Beth Smith: This next match-up, is scheduled for one fall. Making his way to the ring, weighing in at 245 pounds. He hails from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania… Eric Avalanche!

(Eric walks up the ring steps, then into the ring.)

Evan Moro: (Laughing Loudly.)

Joey Styles: What the hell is so funny?!

Evan Moro: (Pointing at Eric Avalanche) Look at him, he’s going to get the hell beat out of him!

Joey Styles: (Looking at Evan with a weird look) Okay…

("Over The Mountain" by Fozzy plays.)

Beth Smith: His opponent, he weighs in at 435 pounds. He hails from Detroit, Michigan… Rancid!

Evan Moro: Duh-duh-duh-duh.

Joey Styles: If it isn’t one thing, it’s another thing with you. Why the hell are making those noises?

Evan Moro: It’s only proper that we have music for Eric’s destruction, don’t you think?

Joey Styles: (To Himself.) Note to self: Bring ducktape next time when working with Evan Moro.

(Rancid runs through the red entrance curtains, then down the metal slanted stage. He then slides into the ring and knocks Eric down with a powerful Closeline.)

Evan Moro: What did I tell you? Rancid starts things off with an incredible Closeline that drops Eric right on his neck!

Joey Styles: It’s only the first move in the match! Good God man, get a hold of yourself.

Evan Moro: Rancid is going to win, face it! How about a little bit then, say 20 bucks?

Joey Styles: Okay then, you’re on!

Evan Moro: Rancid follows that Closeline up with stomps to Eric’s chest! Eric might have bitten off more than he could chew!

Joey Styles: Can you say that?

Evan Moro: Joey, get your head out of the gutter!

Joey Styles: What? Back to the match. Rancid gets Eric up to his feet…

Evan Moro: … And takes him back down with another Closeline!

Joey Styles: What is with you tonight?

Evan Moro: You’re paid to call the match, do your job! Rancid now locks in a Full Nelson Headlock in the middle of the ring. Smart move of Rancid by wrapping his legs around Eric’s stomach area, trying to wear Eric down.

Joey Styles: Wait, Eric is trying to wiggle himself out of the move… he does so! Eric runs to the ropes, bounces off, and Dropkicks Rancid right in the forehead! How do you like that now mister "Oh, Rancid is going to win"?

Evan Moro: Damn Joey, you’re freaking me out. Someone, get a priest!

Joey Styles: Eric follows up with a Figure-Four Leglock. Eric is really putting a lot of pressure on Rancid’s legs.

Evan Moro: Rancid gets to a sitting position. He begins to punch Eric repeatedly to break the hold!

Joey Styles: But Eric won’t let the hold go. Look at those punches by Rancid though, he’s doing everything he can to break the hold.

Evan Moro: Damn, Rancid just knocked the hell out of Eric with that right hand. Let’s take another look!

(Another small screen shows up in the upper right corner of the screen. In the background are flames rising high. The X-Treme Replay logo then appears in the lower corner of this small screen.)

X-Treme Replay: The replay shows Rancid knocking Eric out with a strong right hand. This sequence is played two times at different angles. The X-Treme Replay box then disappears, and we’re taken back to the action.

Joey Styles: Rancid then brings Eric up to this feet. Rancid locks in a Cobra Clutch. Wait, Rancid lifts Eric off the mat and drops him on the back of his head! A Cobra Clutch Slam. Rancid makes the cover!

Evan Moro: One… Two… no! Somehow that little worm kicked out of the move. I’ll give it to him, you have to be very strong to kick out of a move like that!

Joey Styles: So I guess Eric might be able to compete with Rancid afterall, eh?

Evan Moro: Joey, shut the hell up! I swear if you don’t…

Joey Styles: Rancid once again gets Eric to his feet. Rancid runs to the ropes, bounces back, and he lunges at Eric for a spear! But Eric moves to his left. Rancid goes through the ropes to the outside of the ring, but he hits our table head first. Damnit, your big head had to hit our damn table.

Evan Moro: You better hope he didn’t hear that, I don’t feel like protecting your ass again.

Joey Styles: Since when in the hell did you ever protect me?

Evan Moro: Remember when you back talked Simon Jacobs a couple of weeks ago after the show?

Joey Styles: Oh yeah… back to the match. Eric sprinboards off the top rope to the outside with a Splash on Rancid! More damaging is the fact that Rancid was on concrete!

Evan Moro: No shit, smartass.

Joey Styles: Who are you calling a smartass, jackass!

Evan Moro: You’re about to get slapped like the bitch you are if you don’t watch it. I’m a Moro, and it isn’t smart to piss of a Moro.

Joey Styles: Whatever, back to the match. Eric gets to his feet, but he looks at the crowd. Even I’m smart enough to realize that you don’t turn your back on someone like Rancid.

Evan Moro: Look at Rancid. He’s to his feet, but he’s just waiting on Eric to turn around. Eric turns around…

Evan Moro & Joey Styles: (Together.) Spear! Rancid just drove Eric back first through the safety railing. They have now spilled into the front row!

Evan Moro: Let’s see that again!

Joey Styles: Damnit, that’s my line! Let’s see that again!

(The X-Treme Replay screen then appears like it was before.)

X-Treme Replay: The X-Treme Replay shows Rancid driving Eric through the safety railing into the front row. The original screen then appears as we get back to the action.

Evan Moro: Rancid gets back to his feet while dragging Eric. The two then reach just outside the ring. Wait, Rancid lays Eric right against the corner steel post.

Joey Styles: Do you think he would… no, he couldn’t!

Evan Moro: Rancid just drove his body right against Eric, who went back against the steel post. Good God almighty! Look at Eric, he’s on the floor coughing up a little blood. Now, who was that who said Eric couldn’t be counted out?

Joey Styles: Eric, get your dumbass off that floor. I have 20 dollars riding on this match!

Evan Moro: Rancid then rolls Eric in the ring. Rancid then climbs to the ring apron, he then positions himself on the top rope. I love this! Eric is like prey, and Rancid is the steroid injected freak from hell hunter!

Joey Styles: You’re going to give yourself a heartattack! Chill, damn. Eric gets to his feet. He slowly turns around…

Evan Moro: … Rancid dives off to hit a top rope Spear, but Eric nails him in the gut with a vicious Dropkick!

Joey Styles: Ha, he just got knocked the f##k out!

Evan Moro: Watching too much Next Friday I see. Well, Rancid will come back. Just watch!

Joey Styles: I’m watching him clenching his stomach in the ring.

Evan Moro: Eric gets Rancid to his feet and he attempts a DDT; but Rancid doesn’t go down. Rancid moves to the corner, he then…

Joey Styles: Eric just got dropped with a rotating-like Spear from Rancid! Rancid makes the cover…

Evan Moro & Joey Styles: One… Two… Three! Rancid won!

Joey Styles: Ah shit!

Evan Moro: Alright slim, cough up the doe!

Joey Styles: What do you mean, I had my fingers crossed!

Evan Moro: I can’t believe you, you damn baby!

Joey Styles: Fine then!

(Joey gives Evan 20 dollars.)

Joey Styles: Are you happy now!

Evan Moro: Yeah, I sure am!

Joey Styles: So what are you going to do with you money!

Evan Moro: ZESTY! A TALE OF TWO ZESTIES! ZESTY TIMES TWO!

Joey Styles: Oh great, not now.

Evan Moro: ZESTY!

Joey Styles: Folks, we’ll be right back after a word from our sponsors.

Evan Moro: ZESTY!

Sean Corbin: Damn, it's hot out here.

Scotty Carter: Whatcha wanna get?

Sean Corbin: I dont know, probably an ice cold water. DAMN MAN, WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOIN!!

Gay Man: Oh, I'm sorry honey.

Sean Corbin: What the hell did you say!?!

Scotty Carter: Wait a minute, hold on just a second before you hit him. Let me look around for a minute. Uh huh, punks holding hands, a lot of people kissing, I'll be damned. We did it again.

Sean Corbin: What are you talkin about?

Scotty Carter: What's today's date?

Sean Corbin: April 23rd. Why?

Scotty Carter: DAMNIT! We're here in Gay Day 2001 in Disney Land!

Sean Corbin: Aint this a b***h. Well, anyway, who cares. I'm thirsty as mug out here. Ah yeah, there goes a refreshment stand. I'll be right back.

Man: Hello, can I help you with anything?

Sean Corbin: Yes, let me get an ice cold water.

Man: Here you go. That'll be $5.

(Corbin spits the water right into his face)

Sean Corbin: FIVE DOLLARS!!?!?! FOR THIS SMALL CUP OF WATER!! OH HELL NO, THAT ISN'T GONNA WORK!! Dont you have anything else?

(All of a sudden, he turns around and sees Ludacris at a Bolt 45 stand)

Ludacris: Hey my man, I got a little somethin for ya over here.

Sean Corbin: What's this?

Scotty Carter: It's a Bolt 45. The official Sports Drink/Malt Liquer of the DRWF.

Sean Corbin: Oh is that right? Man, I dont feel like payin high dollar for a drink.

Ludacris: Dont you worry man, this ones on the house, and Bolt 45 always has the best prices. You wont go to a store and find a Bolt 45 over $0.25.

Sean Corbin: Cool, let me get a taste of this...

Scotty Carter: WHOA, SLOW DOWN!! You have to build a tolerance for this stuff first! Go sip by sip or else you could get sick or possibly die.

Sean Corbin: Thanks man. I probably could've died from that s**t.

Ludacris: So, whenever you're thirst and want somethin to drink, go to your local grocery, drug, or liquor store and pick up a nice refreshing bottle of Bolt 45...and get Slizzard Wit It!

Disclaimer: Bolt 45 is not for anybody under 15, plus before you drink it you must build a tolerance for it. Go sip by sip before you take a big gulp. Drinking a big gulp may cause seisures, vometing, sore throat, dizziness, headache, caughing, sneezing, runny nose, itchy eyes, and maybe even death. This is not a drink for suckaz.

[[The fans are all ready and excited for the next match to begin. "So What'cha Want" by the Beastie Boys starts playing through the house system and Derian Deniot walks out through the curtains. He's comes out by himself to a small pop from the fans. He walks down the isle and slides into the ring. He climbs up on the top turnbuckle and takes off a pair of his signature glasses. He looks around the crowd before tossing his glasses to a hot chick in the third row thats showing him her...]]

Joey Styles- "Puppies!!!.."

Evan Moro- "Calm down Joey.."

Joey Styles- "What, that lady has a nice rack..I'm just giving her props.."

Evan Moro- "Joey..you need to get laid.."

Joey Styles- "My sex isnt to be discussed here Evan.."

[[All of the sudden "Sabatoge" by The Beastie Boys starts booming through the speakers and Ryda steps out to a chorus of boos from the fans.]]

Joey Styles- "The Lightweight Champ doesnt seem to have very much popularity here.."

Evan Moro- "But who needs popularity when you have gold around you waist."

Joey Styles- "Good point.."

[[Ryda walks down the isle and slides into the ring. He gets up on the top rope and poses for the fans althought they still continue to boo him.]]

Joey Styles- "Ryda is still as cocky as ever.."

[[All of the sudden "Whatcha Gonna Do" by Shyne starts playing through the speakers which causes all of the fans to rise to their feet and looks towards the stage as Big Willie Isms himself steps out with a microphone in his hands.]]

Joey Styles- "Whats Big Willie doing out there??"

Evan Moro- "I have no clue.."

[[Big Willie waits for the crowd to quiet down before he begins to speak..Ryda is standing on the top rope glaring right at Big Willie while Derian is right behind him also looking at Big Willie]]

Big Willie-isms- "Fool, I'm still pissed off at what happened to me on Tuesday Torment/Torture. So Ryda since your partner Myzery was the one who hurt me I'm going to send him a direct message by making an example out of you. Tonight your match with Derian Deniot is for the Lightweight Title!! And if Myzery or Rancid interferes in the match both of your asses are fired!!!!"

[[This announcement gets a huge pop from the fans and Ryda has a pissed look on his face and is screaming at Big Willie but you cant hear what he's saying..]]

Big Willie-isms- "Just remember Ryda..nobody fucks with Big Willie and gets away with it.."

[[As Big Willie disappears through the curtians Denoit pulls the distracted Ryda off of the turnbuckle causing him to land flat on his back..]]

Evan Moro- "Big Willie just changed the tempo for the whole match right there.."

Joey Styles- "Denoit just took advantage of the distracted Ryda and is now taking control of the match.."

[[Denoit is stomping away on Ryda. Ryda finally gets up only to get nailed with a drop kick sending him back down. Ryda gets right back up as Denoit whips Ryda into the ropes and charges at him and nails a huge lariat knocking Ryda down again..]]

Joey Styles- "Denoit is on fire here tonight folks..Ryda is getting a run for his money.."

[[Denoit picks up Ryda and goes to whip him into the other turnbuckle but Ryda reverses it and nails a huge overhead belly to belly suplex]]

Evan Moro- "Nice move by Ryda, he just took all of the fire out of Denoit with that move.."

[[Denoit is clutching his back writhing in pain after that move. Ryda picks him up and tosses him forcefully into the turnbuckle. Ryda climbs up top and starts punching away..]]

Crowd: "1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...9..."

[[Ryda starts posing as everyone waits for him to deliver the last punch..]]

Crowd "...10!!!"

Joey Styles- "I dont know if Ryda should be all cocky in this match..Denoit has the ability to pull of an upset in this match.."

[[Denoit collapses to the ground and Ryda puts the boots to him. While Denoit is sitting in the turnbuckle seemingly incapacitated Ryda walks over to the center of the ring and starts doing jumping jacks to show off even more..]]

Evan Moro- "This guy is pretty damn confident in himself..which cant always be a good thing.."

[[Denoit gets up and walks up right behind Ryda while he's show boating for the fans once again. Ryda notices that Denoit is standing right behind him and he all of the sudden gets a worried look on his face.]]

Joey Styles- "Ryda is in a world of trouble now.."

[[All of the sudden Ryda delivers a back kick nailing Denoit right in the ground. Denoit falls to the ground and is curled up in a fetal position.]]

Joey Styles- "Denoit never seen it coming.."

[[Ryda gets a big smile on his face as he points at his head showing that he's smart.]]

Evan Moro- "I'm starting to lose think that Ryda is as good as he thinks he is.."

[[Ryda picks up Denoit and get him up for a military press slam.]]

Joey Styles- "Look at the strenght of Ryda..he's treating Denoit like a weight lifting bar.."

[[Ryda drops Denoit right on his face and starts showing off his muscles..]]

Evan Moro- "What brute strength was diplayed there by Ryda.."

[[Ryda gets down on his knees and starts screaming right into Ryda's face..]]

Joey Styles- "Can Ryda get any more cockier then he already is?.."

Evan Moro- "It wouldnt surpise me if he did."

[[Ryda picks up Denoit once again and sets him up for a suplex. All off the sudden Denoit catches a second wind and rolls up Ryda in cradle totally catching him off guard..]]

Joey Styles- "One...Two...Ryda kicks out!"

Evan Moro- "Denoit is showing that he can pull some tricks out of his hat as well.."

[[Ryda gets up and has a pissed look on his face. He goes to punch Denoit but he blocks it and nails a right of his own. Ryda goes for another punch but once again its blocked and Denoit drops Ryda with a forearm shot.]]

Joey Styles- "Denoit is making a comeback.."

[[Denoit picks up Ryda and nails an atomic drop.]]

Evan Moro- "Nice move by Denoit."

[[Denoit puts the boots to Ryda. He pulls Ryda over towards the ropes and climbs the turnbuckle.]]

Joey Styles- "Denoit is looking for something big here.."

[[Denoit stands up on the rop ropes as the fans are up on their feet looking to see what Denoit is going to do here..All of the sudden Ryda starts getting back to his feet.]]

Even Moro- "Denoit's hesitating to long up there. He's gotta make a decision.."

[[Ryda dives forward hitting the ropes causing Denoit to fall down and crotch himself on the top turnbuckle before falling to the canvas..]]

Joey Styles- "Ryda needed that desparately. If he hadnt of done that who knows what would have happened.."

Evan Moro- "Joey that was a great move by Ryda..he knew what he was doing all along. Denoit hesitated to long and it cost him big time."

[[Ryda picks up Denoit and signals for his finisher.]]

Evan Moro- "Ryda's looking to put this match away.."

[[Ryda sets up Denoit for The Rough Ride]]

Joey Styles- "Rough Ride! Rough Ride! That should be all folks.."

[[Ryda makes the cover as the ref gets down and counts.]]

Joey Styles- "One...Two..Three!..Ryda is still the Lightweight Champ!.."

Evan Moro- "That was just a great match altogether. We have to go to a commercial break, so stay right where you are! We'll be right back right after these messages.."

[[Ryda's music hits and his starts posing once again as the fans boo him. All of the sudden Rancid slides into the ring. Ryda sees him and slides out of the ring to avoid a confrontation. Rancid goes over to check on his partner Denoit as Ryda walks up the isle and disappears through the curtians.]]

Narrator: Last month, at Nuclear WarFare, we saw all hell break loose. Well, that was just the beginning of what you are going to see in the DRWF New Era from here on out. Live, April 28th, from the MCI Center in Washington, DC, witness the most X-Treme matches that you'll ever see in professional wrestling history as the Death Row Wrestling Federation presents, Deadly Assault!

Call your local cable company or satellite provider for ordering info.

Sulfer: I cant believe that you would ask such a stupid ass question like that. Well, as far as my match is concerned, I have no worries at all about that. You see, I original came from a rough area and I think I can handle this little bit of s**t that Big Willie-isms has put in my way of joining UMS. But once I do get into Unnecessary Man Slaughter, I'm going to make sure that I help Myzery take out that fat bastard once and for all. Now get the hell out of my locker room you piece of s**t.

Johnny Scotch: Well damn. Back to you guys at ringside.

Joey: You got that right. This has been one of the most exciting events I have ever broadcasted.

Evan: And there is much much more to come...

Joey: Lets go down to Beth Smith for our next match 

Beth: Ladies and Gentlemen this match is for one fall and it is a DEATH MATCH!Coming down the isle first standing 6'3 251 pounds TYRONE GIBSON!

(X-To The Bone blasts and Tyrone Gibson come's to the ring with Gerome Smith  behind him.)

Beth: And his oponent standing 5'7 155 pounds...Raz Williams!

(Raz runs into the ring with a steel chair.He gets to his feet and goes to work on Tyrone with the chair)

Joey: Total destruction.Raz is going off with that chair...On Tyrone's ass!Wait Tyrone low blows Raz and gets to his feet.He spins around and then nails a Haymaker

Evan: Raz falls to the ground as Tyrone picks up the chair.He puts the chair on Raz's head....And he heads to the promise lands.

Joey: He's on the top rope.......HOLY SHIT!!!! Double Stomp off the top crushing Raz's head with the chair!

Evan: Raz is glazed with blood.Tyrone just sends Raz to the outside like a rag doll.

Joey: Tyrone heads to the top again.AND HE FLYS TO THE OUTSIDE BUT GET'S CAUGHT WITH A RIGHT HAND!

Evan: Raz Williams mounds on Tyrone with punch's.Now Raz is reachin under the ring....AND FINDS A TABLE!

Joey: He sets the table up.He place's Tyrone on the table.And heads to the top.OH MY GOD!A FROG SPALSH OFF THE TOP THROUGH THE TABLE!

Evan: And Dont forget the winner of this gets a world title shot next saturday.

Joey: Raz Williams is going for the cover...1...2..Kick out!Tyrone must have a hell of alot of strenght to kick out after that.

Evan: Tyrone grabs a broken piece of the table and smash's it on the skull of Raz Williams.Raz is now bathed with blood.you cant even tell his hair color he's so bloody.

Joey: Tyrone reach's under the ring...And drags out a....Roll OF BARBWIRE!!!!He's wraping a chair with the barbwire!Gentle god the chair is fully wraped in barbwire!He gets to his feet and so does Raz.....

Evan: I THINK RAZ IS....DEAD! No No he aint Dead but he's f##kin covered in blood.

Joey: Raz is rolled back in the ring.Tyrone is going to the top...And hits a Gelitine leg drop.Tyrone goes back to the outside.

Evan: Tyrone gets a table and a bag.He sets up the table.And he opens the bag....Inside the bag is...is....A CAN OF GAS AND A ZIPPO!!!!

Joey: He soaks the table and lights it!He gets Raz and heads to the top rope....He...MY GOD!He just powerslamed Raz off the top and through the burning table!

1...2...3!!!!!!

Beth: LADIES AND GENTLEMENT YOUR WINNER...TYRONE GIBSON!

Evan: I dont believe it!! Tyrone Gibson is finally going to get his first World Heavyweight Title shot!

Joey: This is outstanding! But the really awesome part about this is that somebody's winning streak has to come to an end next week...

Evan: Damn, I didnt even think about that. Both Tyrone Gibson and Sean Corbin are undefeated. Who's winning streak will come to an end? Find out next week..

Joey: But in just a few minutes, we are going to find out who will be taking on the winner of next weeks match at the Pay Per View!

Evan: So dont go away. The main event is coming up in just a few moments, so stay right where you are! We'll be right back with our main event with the Redeemer, Masta Red, and Stalker right after this!

The Following Preview is rated R due to its extremly adult content

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Narrator: Jake Hollman as the Godfather, Sean Moro as Super Fly, Sean Corbin as Scarface, Tyrone Gibson as Huggy Bear, Kevin Edwards as Mr. Late Nite, Matt Fisher as Friendly, David Adame as Black Ceasar, and Big Willie-isms as Dolemite. The Death Row Wrestling Federation and New Line Cinema bring to you....

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Narrator: Rated NC-17....Starts Wednesday, May 18th in selected theaters.

Evan: You damn right it did as during the break, Redeemer couldnt wait any longer that when he bumped into Stalker in the hallway, they started battling it out there!

Joey: Then Masta Red got into the fray which has led us up to now. All 3 men are in the ring and are beating the living s**t out of each other!

Evan: And remember, the winner of this match moves onto the Pay Per View to battle whoever the World Heavyweight Champion is for the World Title!

Joey: Stalker and Masta Red are beating the living hell outta each other in the corner right now while Redeemer is right out here in front of us. Lets show you what happened to him on our X-Treme Replay.

Evan: Thank goodness. I think I missed that one myself..

X-Treme Replay: Shows when the Redeemer was on the top rope measuring up Masta Red, Stalker came outta nowhere with a steel chair and smashed it on the back of his head and made him go crashing onto the concrete from the top rope.

Evan: Damn. That was rough.

Joey: And Simon is gettin up from that? He truly is X-Treme...

Evan: I've never seen anyone clobber anybody with a chair like that since Stone Cold Steve Austin hit the Rock with that chair to make Mankind win the world title for the first time.

Joey: There you go again. Comparing the DRWF to the WWF.

Evan: Damn, sorry. Anyway, back to the match, Masta Red just kicked the hell outta Stalker in the groin...

Joey: Oooh, I dont think he'll be havin any kids now.

Evan: Uh, I dont think he was plannin on it anyway.

Joey: I'm glad to. The last thing we need is a bunch of little Stalker's running around. They would take over the world.

Evan: You right.

Joey: Good Lord! Look at Masta Red in that ring! He's starting to pound away at Stalker in that corner!!

Evan: But look, Simon is back in the ring and he smashes a pitcher of beer over Masta's head!

Joey: Man! That's the sickest thing I've seen in a while! Some of that glass is stuck in the back of Red's head!

Evan: Masta Red turns around and Redeemer picks him up and drops him with a spine buster!

Joey: And Redeemer is starting to beat the s**t outta him now! Simon has lost it!

Evan: You just know seein that?

Joey: No you idiot. I've known it for a while.

Evan: Yeah, whatever you say.

Joey: Anyway, back in the ring, Stalker just got up and kicked the hell out of Simon!

Evan: And that wasnt just any old kick! That was one of them damn field goal kicks! I think he may have knocked a few of Simon's teeth out with that one.

Joey: I hope not. The last thing we need here is someone lookin like he came from Tennessee.

Evan: Man, this is a battle goin on in that ring.

Joey: Hey, what is Stalker doing out here?

Evan: Oh no! He's getting that damn wrench!! We all know what Stalker can do with that wrench once he gets the hold of it.

Joey: You got that right. Just ask Sean Corbin.

Evan: Oh no!! He's back in the ring, but what the f**k is this!?!?!

Joey: Sean Corbin is hobbling down to ringside!! I dont believe this!!

Evan: And Stalker just now spotted him and he's getting ready to attack with that damn wrench!

Joey: What the hell!? Masta Red just cut him off!

Evan: I think he has finally lost his mi....

Joey: OH MY GOD!!! Stalker just smashed that wrench write across Masta Red's face! Red is knocked out!!

Evan: And now Stalker goes out to attack Corbin, but Simon goes for the cover.....

1......2.......3

Joey: And Masta Red has been eliminated! We're down to 2 men! Who will it be......

Evan: WHAT THE F**K!!! MYZERY AND RYDA JUST JUMPED OVER THE GUARDRAIL AND ATTACKED SIMON IN THE RING!!

Joey: And look on the outside!!! Mr. Late Nite is right behind Corbin and he just smashed Stalker in the head with a steel chair!!

Evan: Hey, wait a minute!! Sean Corbin isnt hurt!! He just threw one crutch into the crowd!!

Joey: OH MY GOD!!! SEAN CORBIN IS STARTING TO POUND AWAY AT STALKER WITH THAT DAMN CRUTCH!!! Oh my goodness! This is crazy!!

Evan: Hey, here comes my half brother, and new President of the DRWF, Sean Moro! What the hell is he doing out here!?!

Joey: Uh, what do you think?

Evan: Look, dont get smart with me. Now that my brother is President, I can have your ass fired now. be stuck doin Infomercials for silver dollars again. You dont want that now do ya?

Joey: No.

Evan: Then shut the f**k up...

"H2K" Sean Moro: AIGHT YOU STUPID MOTHER F**KERS, THAT ENOUGH! Hey, if you dont stop, I'll have each and every one of your asses FIRED!

(All of them men stop the fighting)

"H2K" Sean Moro: First of all, you idiots. Yes, I'm talkin to you Corbin and Late Nite. As well as you idiots in the ring. You fools have ruined a great match. Now Ryda and Myzery, what you guys are doing out here, I have no idea. But you have broken family value rule #1. Dont step into grown folks business. Now that you have, I guess you're considered one of the big doggs now. So you wanna play with the big boys? Well, we're going to see how you 2 can handle playing with the big boys. Next Saturday night, I'm going to put ALL 6 of ya in a 6 man tag team match. Hmm, now lets see who's going to be on teams....

Ryda: Uh Moro....

"H2K" Sean Moro: That's President Moro to you...

Ryda: Yeah, whatever. Anyway, you obviously know that me and Myzery are partners so we're going to be a te...

"H2K" Sean Moro: EH EH! I dont think so.

Myzery: WHAT THE F**K DID YOU SAY!?!

"H2K" Sean Moro: Hey, take the bass outta your voice when talking to me! Now, let see. Ah, here we go. Team numero uno will be Ryda....Stalker....and Mr. Late Nite...

Ryda: MOTHA F**KA ARE YOU CRAZY!?!?!

"H2K" Sean Moro: Uh boy, you know that you're borderlined now with that comment.

Ryda: Borderlined to what?

"H2K" Sean Moro: Borderlined from gettin fired you bastard!

Myzery: Ryda, calm down man. The last thing we need is for you to get fired.

"H2K" Sean Moro: Now obviously, team numero dos will be Sean Corbin....Myzery....and The Redeemer.

Sean Corbin: WHY YOU DIRTY SON OF A....

Mr. Late Nite: EY EY!! Dont worry about it. Moro will get his, thats for sure.

Sean Corbin: Yeah, but damnit, I'm double booked now! Since Moro couldnt beat me for the World Title, he's goin to try to make me give it up. Well let me tell you fool. I'm not GIVIN NOTHIN up. If I lose this World Title, I'm goin down fighting.

(President Moro starts clapping)

"H2K" Sean Moro: Good for you(sounding sarcastic). Atleast you'll die a fighting champion. Oh, and speaking of World Champions. You all maybe wondering who is going to go onto the Pay Per View to battle the World Champ. Well, we dont have enough time between now and then to have another match with these 2 so I've come up with this. Both Stalker and the Redeemer will take on whoever the World Champion is at Deadly Assault in a 3 Way Dance. How's that?

Stalker: It's fine with me. Its that b***h Simon that you're going to have a prob...

The Redeemer: I accept!

Stalker: Why you f**kin bastard!!!

"H2K" Sean Moro: Well its set. Stalker and the Redeemer will be going for the World Title at the Pay Per View! Well, thats all from me. Now, as you were.

(All of a sudden, Redeemer climbs to the outside and then gets speared by Stalker and there fight continues. While they battle it out, Sean Corbin and Mr. Late Nite begin a stare down with Myzery and Ryda as the show goes off the air.)

Eric Sanville: Tyco Vs Jayson Leif
David Adame: Rancid Vs Eric Avalanche
Tony Alschlager: PaiN Vs DOA
DJ Dick: Ryda Vs Derian Deniot
Andrew Mielitz: Intro
Big Willie-isms: Everything Else

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