Joey: And I'm Joey Styles, and boy do we have one hell of a night planned for you here.

Jim: You damn right we do Joey as tonight we begin the tournament to crown a new DRWF World Heavyweight Champion of the new era!

Joey: There has been a whole lot of people just awaiting this opprotunity at this shot, but remember, only the best of the best get into this tournament.

Jim: Well, now that we've gotten rid of all the trash that we've had, we only have the best here in the Death Row Wrestling Federation, so that means that just about everybody is in the tournament.

Joey: Anyway, we have all kinds of great matches instore for you here tonight, so without any further ado, lets go up to the Fink who is set to introduce our first match. Take it away Fink!

("Damnit, I Changed Again" by Offspring begins to play)

The Fink: Hello everybody and WELCOME TO THE DEBUT OF MONDAY MEGADEATH! The following contest is schedualed for one fall and it is the first match of the DRWF World Heavyweight Title Tournament!! First, coming to the ring, he is weighing in at 219lbs and he hails from Trenton New Jersey and he is the former DRWF World Heavyweight Champion. The Prince of Old School....SETH CALVERT!!

Jim: Man, Seth looks intense and ready for this match coming up here.

Joey: You damn right he does. This is the exact same intesity that he had on his way to the IcE Games at Hatred about a month ago....

("X" by Xzibit begins to play)

The Fink: Now, coming to the ring. Weighing in at an astonishing 500lbs and he hails from Hatfield Pennsylvania. And he is a former 2 time World Heavyweight Champion. He is the self proclaimed, Original Big Man, ENFORCER!!

Jim: And here comes in my opinion one of the biggest men to ever step foot in the wrestling ring since Andre the Giant.

Joey: Hell, he's the biggest since the Big Show. If I'm not mistaken, he's bigger than the Big Show.

Jim: I don't know about all of that now. But he damn sure is big...

(Enforcer steps into the ring and Seth Calvert immediatly goes after Enforcer with some right hands, but then Enforcer grabs him by his head and throws him over the top rope)

Joey: Damn, did you see Enforcer's hand over Seth's face. It just engulfed his entire face.

Jim: Enforcer climbs over the top and now they're right here in front of us. Good Lord, look at those crushing right hands!

Joey: Look at em? Man, I can feel em. Enforcer takes Seth by the head and slams him into steel post!

Jim: Seth is hurt pretty bad now.

Joey: Man, how in the hell is Seth planning on defeating Enforcer when he's like 3 or 4 times his size.

Jim: You're right about that, but Seth's come out of even tougher situations.

(Enforcer now picks up Seth by his head but Seth kicks him hard in the groin.)

Joey: OH MY GOD!! Now that'll bring the big man down.

Jim: That'll bring anybody down, I dont care how big or tough you are. Now Seth is starting to pound away with some rights and lefts but the big man still isn't coming down. But now he's staggering over here. Now what is Seth doing?

Joey: He just climbed up to the top of the ring apron and now he's on the top rope! Enforcer turns around and SETH COMES OFF WITH A LU THEZ PRESS AND THEY GO CRUSHING THROUGH THE SPANISH ANNOUNCE TABLE!!!

Jim: I dont believe this!! Seth Calvert had to go out of his regions of Old School into the X-Treme world to take Enforcer down!

Joey: Both men are hurt, especially Seth. But now Enforcer is starting to get back to his feet.

Jim: Enforcer maybe getting up, but Seth is really hurt. I think when he landed, he fell right onto the edge...

X-Treme Replay: Shows when Seth Calvert jumped off of the top rope and landed on Enforcer with a Lu Thez Press, but when they fell down, Seth fell right onto the pointed edge of the table.

Jim: Damn, that had to hurt. Now Seth finally rolls over onto his back and....oh no. Blood is starting to gush from his head again.

Joey: This guy has to be the lord of bleeding. And now Enforcer turns around and starts to look dead at him. And look at that sadistic smile on his face!

Jim: Oh, this doesnt look good!

(Enforcer comes running over and he gets onto Seth and starts to pound away at that opened wound.)

Joey: MY GOD! LOOK AT ENFORCER! He's like a shark that sees blood!

Jim: Look at those pounding right hands! I didnt know that Enforcer was this sadistic!

Joey: Neither did I. I guess we learned a couple of things here tonight.

Jim: You damn right we did. Seth Calvert can fly like no other, and Enforcer is one sadistic SOB.

Joey: Finally Enforcer grabs Seth and throws him back into the ring.

(After Enforcer throws him into the ring, he looks under the ring and grabs a few accessories and throws them into the ring)

Jim: What in the hell is he doing!?

Joey: I think he's about ready to take this match to the X-Treme!

Jim: OH NO! He has a cheese grainer!! PLEASE ENFORCER, DONT DO THIS!!

Joey: He grabs Seth and HE'S STARTING TO SCRAP HIS HEAD OPEN WITH THAT GRAINER!! OH MY GOD!! THAT IS VILE!!

Jim: I've never seen this side of Enforcer in my entire life. Now he grabs Seth by the head and wipes the blood off with his hand and DAMNIT, HE'S RUBBING IT OVER SETH'S CHEST! He runs to the ropes and comes off and gives him one hell of a kick to the chest now.

Joey: Oh my goodness, you know that had to cave that chest in. Seth's in some serious pain right now.

Jim: What is Enforcer starting to do now? He has a baseball bat! Oh my goodness, dont tell me that he's going to try and destroy Seth now!

Joey: Hey, what in the hell. Seth is looking on the ground for something as well. Enforcer finally grabs Seth by the head...

(Enforcer picks Seth up, but Seth has a fire extinguisher and he turns it on in Enforcer's face!)

Jim: OH MY GOODNESS!! Enforcer has been blinded! He cant see for nothing now!

Joey: Now Seth grabs that bat and HE SMASHES IT RIGHT OVER ENFORCER'S HEAD AND NOW HE'S STAGGERING!!

Jim: But he's still not down! Seth takes that fire extinguisher and smashes it over Enforcer's head and now he's just down to one knee.

Joey: I dont believe this though! Enforcer is still getting up! Now Seth backs up and HE COMES OFF WITH A POWERFUL SUPER KICK!! AND ENFORCER IS STAGGERING BACK!!

Jim: Seth runs behind him and trips him up and ROLLS HIM UP IN A SCHOOL BOY!!!

1.....2......3

Ding Ding Ding

Joey: I DON'T BELIEVE THIS!! SETH CALVERT'S BEATIN ENFORCER!! OH MY GOD!! THIS IS INCREDIBLE!!

Jim: I don't believe this either! Enforcer was the odds on favorite to win, but Seth Calvert was able to fool us all! I mean, with that Super Kick to the head......

X-Treme Replay: First of all shows when Seth Calvert came off of the top rope with a Lu Thez Press and they went crashing through the Spanish announce table. Then it shows when Enforcer starting ripping Seth's face open with that cheese grainer. And then finally shows when Seth Calvert gave Enforcer that Super Kick, and then ran right behind him and rolled him up in a school boy for the win.

Joey: Look at Seth in the ring celebrating. But Enforcer is now back up on his feet....

(Seth turns around only to be caught by one hell of a clothesline by Enforcer that almost takes his head off)

Jim: WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!?! Enforcer just knocked the living s**t out of Seth!

Joey: That almost took his damn head off! And now Enforcer is starting to pound away at him over and over again! What is he doing!?!

Jim: Enforcer has Seth Calvert up and he grabs him by his throat. He lifts him up and HE SLAMS HIM DOWN WITH THE PUNISHER!!! DAMN, THAT HAS TO BE THE MOST DEVESTATING CHOKE SLAM OF ALL TIME!!

Joey: You damn right about that! And did you see Seth turn inside out!?! Oh my God! That was sickening!

Jim: Now Enforcer is back on the ground on top of Seth and he's starting to pound away at that head! And remember, there is no more Late Nite Productions. Mr. Late Nite left him abandoned and now Seth is on his own!

("Right Next Door To Hell" by Guns N Roses begins to play)

Joey: HEY WAIT A MINUTE!! LOOK WHO'S COMING TO THE RING!!

Jim: What the hell!? IT'S JACKHAMMER!! WHAT IS HE DOING COMING OUT HERE!?!

Joey: I have no idea, but he's in the ring pounding away at Enforcer as we speak!! LOOK AT THESE 2 BIG MAN GOING AT IT!! This is a brawl right here, BUT NOW HERE COMES TABLE MAN!!

Jim: He comes in and pulls Enforcer out of the ring! Oh my God! This is crazy! I mean, we know that Enforcer and Table Man are a team in Death Row, but what's up with JackHammer and Seth Calvert!? Man, this is wild! But we have to go to a commercial break right now. We'll be right back right after these messages SO DONT GO AWAY!!

(All kinds of crazy stuff is going on in the background while Jackhammer is talking)

JackHammer: You know, people say that the DRWF is the most conservative federation in the world. We have nothing but the utmost respect for one another…

Razor Blade: Shut the f**k up JackHammer!

JackHammer: Everyone is willing to move out of your way to show courtesy. (bumps into Triple H.)

Triple H: Hey, why don't you watch where you're going!

JackHammer: And we have to be the cleanest federation. We truly do know that germs are floating everywhere…(all of a sudden, a guy covered in blood walks past him.) Damn man, cant you take a bath. Anyway, for me to be able to keep up with the rest of the DRWF, I need to have a little drink. But I don't know what to have.(walks into his local grocery store into the drink section). I don't know whether to have a good sports drink, or to have me a little taste. But then, I look right between the St. Ides Malt Liquor and the Powerade, and what do I see. The official Sports Drink/Malt Liquor of the DRWF. BOLT…..45. Thanks to Michael Jordan and Billy Dee Williams combining, we were able to come out with the greatest drink in the universe. So either go to your favorite grocery, drug, or liquor store and pick you up a Bolt 45(takes a drink)….ahhhh……and Get Slizzard Wit It!

JackHammer: Look here Michael Cole, the reason I helped Seth Calvert out is this. You see, I've seen a lot of potential come from this kid. And I've noticed that he was trained by one of the best. One of my old best friends Chris, who you know as Neo. Anyway, I have decided that from this day forward, I will watch Seth Calvert's back. Who knows, we may even team up. But we'll do whatever it takes to get rid of that damn Death Row! So Enforcer, I need you to do me a favor. Look into your TV screen. You do the same Table Man. Look into my eyes. You see the soothing light ahead of you. THAT'S THE FREIGHT TRAIN HEADED YOUR WAY!

Michael Cole: Thank you JackHammer. We'll be right back right after this commercial break.

(Center Triple H is walking around the DRWF School of X-Treme)

Triple H: You know, here in the DRWF, you really do have to know how to take some serious punishment. I mean, in most federations, you have to know how to act. You have to know how to talk. Hell, you gotta know what to look like. But here in the DRWF, image is nothing, because the prettiest boy could turn into a Freddy Krugar SOB just like that. I mean, take a look at Mr. Late Nite.(Holds one of his old pictures up). He used to be one of those pretty, Backstreet Boys look punks. But now look at him(holds a picture of him after his match with Andrew Masters). He's finally become a real man. But that truly didn't just happen over night. It happened over a period of time. That's why you have to drink a true sports drink to be able to keep up, not only with looks, but the action. That's why I and the rest of the DRWF drink a nice, cold, refreshing bottle of Bolt 45 after every match. Now this drink doesn't heal your bumps and bruises, and it damn sure doesn't give you good looks. But it will keep you on your feet, plus put hair on your chest, and I'm not talking about that little bit of hair that you grow from chewing Dentine Ice. So whenever you get thirst, just go to your local grocery, drug, or liquor store and buy you a nice ice cold Bolt 45. And Get Slizzard Wit It. Oh yeah, stay away from Pirated goods. I've heard that Hustleman is selling some imitation Bolt 45 called Bult 54. So if you see Hustleman on the streets, contact the DRWF at 1-900-555-DRWF and press 6 for caught Hustleman okay. So long, and Get In The Game.

Evan: Well, although we have only seen one match, I think that it's awesome.

Joey: You damn right. I mean, that match with Seth Calvert and Enforcer was just unbelieveable, and to think, we have 5 more matches to go.

Evan: Thats right, and it is now time for our next match up! And what a match this is going to be.

Joey: What a match we have indeed up for you.

Evan: The World Title Tournament continues as we are about to see Table Man take on Mikey Mikey D!

("Testify" by Rage Against the Machine plays as Table Man comes to the ring)

Evan: Wait look behind you!!

Joey: Oh MMD just creamed Table Man with a chair from behind!

Evan: Blood Spills out of Table Mans head and onto the concrete!

Joey: MMD picks Table Man back to his feet and rolls him into the ring.

Evan: MMD goes to the top rope....

Joey: And a Leg Drop.

Evan: Mikey Mikey D goes for the cover 1... but only the one count.

Joey: Table Man pulls himself up and Low Blows MMD.

Evan: But MMD Responds with a kick to the head.

Joey: Table Man gets back with right hands!

Evan: And that sends MMD over the top rope.

Joey: Table Man goes into the ropes and hits a giant suicide dive!

Evan: When he Nailed MMD he fell back onto the guard rail.

Joey: Both men are hurt.

Evan: Table Man is going under the ring.

Joey: Surprise Surprise he has a Table.

Evan: He's setting it up.

Joey: And reaching back under the ring......Oh My God it's a can of gas and a lighter!

Evan: He's dumping the gas on the table!

Joey: And he is lighing it...He dives into the ring followed by MMD!

Evan: He sends MMD into the ropes...No MMD sends Table Man into the ropes with a reverse.

Joey: MY GOD!!!!!! MMD JUST BACKBODY DROPED TABLE MAN OVER THE ROPES THROUGH THE BURNING TABLE!!!

Evan: I think Table Mans Dead!

Joey: Hes not moving..

Evan: MMD goes to the outside and picks up Table Man.

Joey: He throws Table Man back in the ring and he gets another table!

Evan: He sets that Table up in the corner and he puts Table Man on it.

Joey: And MMD is going to the top.

Evan: But Table Man gets up and jumps to the top he knee's MMD in the groin!

Joey: And Gives D the Shatter!

Evan: Both men lay in the wreckage of the table!

Joey: Table Man rolls over slowly on top of MMD.

1.....2.....

Evan: 3....NO NO WAIT ONLY 2!!

Joey: How did MMD kick out?

Evan: Table Man is rolling to the outside and is getting another table!

Joey: He sets the table up on the outside.

Evan: Now his bringing MMD to the top rope!

Joey: OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!

Evan: That looked like a Mega Shatter!!

Joey: A Shatter off the top rope to the outside through the table!

Evan: Table Man goes for the cover....

1.....2.....3

Ding Ding Ding

Evan: And Table Man wins this match up! Man, as Good Ol' JR would say it, this was one hell of a slobber knocker to say the least.

Joey: You damn right it was.....

X-Treme Replay: Shows when Mikey Mikey D threw Table Man onto the table set on fire. And then it shows when Table Man gave Mikey Mikey D the shatter through the table. And then finally, it shows Table Man giving MMD the shatter from the top rope through the table on the outside of the ring.

Evan: Styles, that match was simply awesome. Damn, it feels good to be sitting ringside as a DRWF Commentator!

Joey: WWell, we have to go to a commercial break really quick, but when we come back, it is our next match in the tournament as JackHammer takes on Vladamire Dracos. Dont you go away!! We'll be right back!

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(The arena goes from silent to loud, as the arena lights dim out, and "Voodoo" by Godsmack hits on the arena PA, giving the eerie feeling floating in the air. Suddenly Vladmire Dracos runs down the entrance isle into the squared circle)

Beth Smith: Ladies and gentlemen, in the ring. Weighing in at 300 pounds…Vladmire Dracos!

(As Vladmire waits in the ring, the mood suddenly changes. The blue lights begin to fade on and off throughout the arena, jacking up the live crowd. "Right Next Door to Hell" by Guns N Roses hits on the PA system as Jackhammer, with Diva, make their way from behind the entrance curtains to a mix reaction. Suddenly Vladmire runs out of the ring, and he nails Jackhammer with a stunning forearm to the face, briefly knocking down Jackhammer)

Evan Moro: Good move on the part of Dracos. With a guy like Jackhammer, any time you have a chance to take this man off his feet, you have to take it. From the looks of it, Vladmire Dracos has taken that advantage.

Joey Styles: Good point at that, Evan.

(The forearm shot doesn’t last forever, as Jackhammer gets to his feet, runs, and catches Vladmire in the face with a boot. Jackhammer then gets Vladmire to his feet, knees him in the gut, and he lands a perfect DDT on the floor)

Joey Styles: Already Jackhammer is coming back. He just landed a perfect DDT on the floor, shades of Tommy Dreamer there.

(Jackhammer then picks up the stunned Vladmire Dracos, and he slides him into the ring. Jackhammer then rolls into the ring, where Vladmire is on his knees begging for mercy)

Evan Moro: Wrong move, you are not going to get any mercy from this man. You’re are just asking for an even bigger ass beating!

(Vladmire then hits a low-blow on Jackhammer, bringing the big man to his knees. Vladmire then backs up, and he lunges towards jackhammer knocking the man back on his back with a shoulder tackle. Vladmire then leaps on Jackhammer, and he locks in a reverse Camel Clutch, applying pressure to the back of Jackhammer’s head and neck area)

Joey Styles: Vladmire taking his time, doing a little mat wrestling. The best thing you can do is try to weaken this man. Wait a minute…

(Jackhammer then pushes Vladmire of him to the mat. Vladmire then clinches the back of his head, as Jackhammer slowly gets to his feet. Jackhammer then picks Vladmire up, picks him up over his head with a Guerilla Press Slam position, and he hits a perfect gut buster in the middle of the ring)

Evan Moro: God damn, that move could’ve broken Vladmire’s very ribs. There you see him, with his hands clutching his stomach area. God damn, I love this sport!

(Jackhammer then runs towards the rope, and hits an elbow drop right on Vladmire’s chest cavity. He goes for the cover)

Joey Styles: One,two….Vladmire barely kicks out.

(Vladmire then uses the ropes to gather his balance. Jackhammer then runs towards Vladmire to hit a boot to the face, but Vladmire pulls down the top rope, causing the big man to get sent to the outside. Vladmire then runs towards the ropes, and he comes back with a baseball slide that catches Jackhammer in the face, Jackhammer studders back and he lays against the steel railing. Vladmire then slides out of the ring, where he begins to punch Jackhammer with left fists. Vladmire then takes a few steps back, but then Jackhammer kicks Vladmire in the gut followed up with a sidewalk slam that takes Vladmire down. Jackhammer then goes over to the corner of the ring, and he takes a steel chair and folds it. Vladmire then gets to his feet, to where his head is against the corner steel post. Jackhammer winds up, and smashes that chair into Vladmire Dracos’ face, which smashes his head against the steel post)

Joey Styles: Damn, he knocked Dracos out cold with that shot!

Evan Moro: Sheer power displayed by the big man, smashing that steel chair against Vladmire’s skull, I like it!

(Jackhammer then grabs Vladmire by his tights, and he rolls him into the ring. The big man then slowly slides into the ring. He then signals for something. Dracos gets to his feet slowly, kicks Jackhammer, and he attempts the Nightflight DDT, but is blocked by Jackhammer. Vladmire tries once more, but cannot get his grip. Jackhammer then kicks Vladmire, puts his head between his legs, and he picks him up and hits the Hammerthrow through the ring)

Joey Styles: Jackhammer hit the Hammerthrow through the damn ring!

(Jackhammer then reaches down the mat, and he pulls Dracos slowly on the mat. He then goes for the cover)

Evan Moro: One…two…three, this match is over!

Beth Smith: The winner of this match…Jackhammer!

(Jackhammer and Diva then look at Vladmire with disgust, "Right Next Door to Hell" hits once more as the extreme couple makes their way backstage to rest)

Evan Moro: We’ll be right back!