Coming on March 31st on MTV, JackHammer in his first ever music video with Diva and Kent Carthage along with metal star greats, Pantara make there new music video, Walk 2001 with a special guest appearance from Mr. Monday Night himself, Rob Van Dam. So tune into MTV on March 31st to view this awesome video. Also, right before the debut, they will be showing the making of the video with behind the scenes and all sorts of stuff. This will be a night to remember. But if you miss it, it will be a regret, YOU NEVER FORGET.

Joey: There isn't much heat between these two men but I know that they're both great wrestlers!  Corbin has had some hellacious matches with IcE in the past and so has Myzery!  So if they can survive the IcE test then I'm sure one of them will have great chances in being in that Depression Rulz Match at Nuclear Warfare which is just a few weeks away!  And remember, this is Corbin's debut match here in the DRWF!

Evan: Alright, Joey, you've talked enough...  Lets get to some great action!

Beth: Coming to the ring first!  Making his DRWF debut, weighing in at 195 pounds and standing at 5'11"...  "Superfly" Sean Corbin!!!

("Walk" by Pantera hits as Corbin walks to the ring with his body guard, Scotty Carter.  The fans boo and start throwing stuff at him and Scotty tries blocking it away from Sean.)

Beth: And now coming to the ring weighing in at 253 pounds and standing at 6'3"...  Myzery!!!

("One Step Closer" by Linkin Park plays and Myzery comes out to a pretty good pop compared to what Corbin got.  Myzery enters the ring and the bell is sounded.)

Joey: IT'S MATCH TIME AND MYZERY AND CORBIN LOCK IT UP!

Evan: This is kind of an unfair match, don't ya think, Joey?!  I mean, Corbin is like small and extremely light where as Myzery is big and muscular!

Joey: That's true...  OH MY!!!  MYZERY WITH A HUGE CLOTHESLINE!!!  Myzery bounces off the ropes and hits an elbow drop!  He goes for the pin but Corbin kicks out after a one count!  Myzery whips Corbin into the ropes again but Superfly slides through Myzery's legs grabbing his arm...

Evan: DON'T DO IT, SEAN!!!  OH MAN!!!  Corbin flipped Myzery over using his arm!  Myzery has got to be in a world of pain after that!

Joey: Corbin gets up on the top turnbuckle and he goes for a moonsault but Myzery raised his legs right in the nick of time!  Myzery gets up and he's got Corbin above his head and he just tossed him to the outside!  Remember folks, there is no count outs or no rules at that!  It's survival of the fittest in the new DRWF!

Evan: Both men are on the outside now and they're exchanging lefts and rights!  Myzery blocks one of Corbin's rights and gives him a powerful clothesline!!!  Damn, that almost took Superfly's head off!!!  Myzery now has a stretch muffler on Corbin!!!

Joey: Just look at Corbin!!!  He's in a world of pain right now!  Myzery drops him and now lifts him to his feet.  He's got Corbin above his head again and...  HE DROPPED HIM RIGHT ON THE STEEL GUARD RAIL!!!

Evan: Oh man!  Myzery is dominating over Corbin!  Myzery grabs Sean's head and is going to slam it into the rail but Corbin blocks it...  Blocks it again...  And now he slams Myzery's head into it three times!!!  Myzery is busted open and...  CORBIN WITH A SUPER KICK!!!  Corbin goes for the cover and Myzery gets out at 2!

Joey: Corbin now has a reverse figure four leg lock on!  Myzery sits up and pounds on Corbin's head a few times and he's not letting go!  Myzery pokes Sean in the eyes and now he lets go!  Myzery gets to his feet and limps around a bit and he reaches under the ring for something...  He's got a fire extinguisher!  Corbin hits a spin kick though making Myzery drop it on his foot!

Evan: HAHAHAHAHA!!!  WHAT A DUMB F*CK!  Look at him hop around!  OOOOOOH... CORBIN WITH A SPEAR SENDING MYZERY INTO THE GUARD RAIL!!!  It looks like Corbin hit his head doing that spear...  He's up though...  And he's got that fire extinguisher!  He hits Myzery in the head with it!!!

Joey: He pulls the trigger and now there's C02 all over the place!!!

Evan: Damn, Myzery has got to be "IcE" cold!  GET IT?!

Joey: Oh haha, very funny, Evan.  Myzery is up and he's pissed!  Wait!  That fan just broke that beer bottle over Myzery's head!  Sean is up in this masked fan face and the other masked fan breaks his bottle of beer over Corbin's head!!!

Evan: Corbin lands on Myzery and he gets the 1...2...3!!!

(The fans take their masks off and it's IcE and SiN.  They see Scotty come down the ramp and they start running through the crowd.)

Evan: Damn my bro is smart!  Well folks, we'll be back after another commercial break!  DON'T GO ANYWHERE!!!

Live.....Sunday March 25th.....the end of the world as we know it WILL ARRIVE!! The battle that we never thought would take place is almost upon us as Nuclear Warfare will take place. And no, it's not with the USA and Iraq, althought it may happen thanks to that sorry excuse for a President we have. But that's another story. But this Nuclear Warfare will take place in the GM Place in Vancouver, British Columbia. Join us as we finally decide a new DRWF World Heavyweight Champion, and crown a couple more champions that night. Plus, all of the DRWF greats from IcE, Seth Calvert, JackHammer, Myzery, SiN, and everybody else you have come to know and love will be there at this war. Armaggedon begins March 25th. Join us as the Death Row Wrestling Federation Presents, Nuclear Warfare: The Blood Bath.

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Ah, the time for old is gone. So long Monday Mayhem, Tuesday Terror, Wednesday WarZone, Thursday Raw Thursday, and Friday Nights Main Event. This is a new day and age for wrestling baby! The rule book as been THROWN OUT THE WINDOW! We dont have an X-Treme Title anymore because ALL MATCHES ARE X-TREME BABY! And thats why we have 2 new events to the line up. DRWF Monday Megadeath and Forbidden Friday. Ah yes, Monday will truly have plenty of Megadeath and Friday's are now Forbidden across the glob. This week on Forbidden Friday, we continue the DRWF World Title Tournament as the greats go at it for a chance to get that World Heavyweight Title. Join us on Friday night for DRWF Forbidden Friday and then next week as we continue the tournament some more on Monday Megadeath!

Forbidden Friday is Friday nights on ESPN

And Monday Megadeath is Monday nights on the WB

(The lights slowly dim out, leaving the arena in a state of darkness. The lights suddenly come on, and "Awake" by Korn blares throughout the air as Scarab makes his way from the backstage area)

Joey: Well Evan, here goes our first main event for Monday Megadeath, Scarab will go one-on-one against "The Genetic Freak", Adon!

Evan: Talk about a damn freak, is it legal to take steroids in the DRWF?

Joey: Who doesn’t take steroids in the DRWF?!

Evan: Well it seems as if Scarab might of needed to snag a bottle backstage if he has any chance at winning against this damn machine!

(Scarab runs down the isle, then he quickly slides into the squared circle. Scarab then looks towards the entrance stage, waiting for Adon)

Joey: What in the hell?! Folks, we have just been informed that Adon hasn’t shown up in the DRWF arena, due to personal problems. Now there has been a last-minute replacement to take his place.

Evan: Are you kidding me?! I was looking forward to seeing Scarab getting dismembered, but oh well.

Beth: Ladies and gentlemen, we have just been informed that Adon has not been able to make it here tonight. BUT, there has been a last-minute replacement. Making his way towards the ring… Razzor!

(Out of nowhere, Razzor jumps over the rail into the ring spearing down Scarab. The two then roll on the mat punching each other like crazy)

Joey: Already, these two are beating the hell out of each other! From the looks of it, Razzor is at an disadvantage.

Evan: You’re damn right! Already into this match Razzor is already is bleeding from the nose, look at that blood dripping on the damn mat. I love this shit, Joey!

(Scarab kicks Razzor right in the face while on the mat, Razzor gets to his feat, begins to hold his hand over his bloody nose as he positions himself in the corner. Scarab then gets to his feet. Scarab runs towards the corner for a running elbow, but Razzor knees him in the gut as he comes in. Scarab then backs off holding his abdomen, then Razzor runs toward Scarab for a closeline, and connects)

Evan: Good God, Scarab nearly decapitated Scarab!

Joey: Just about Evan, just about!

(Scarab then slowly gets to his feet, still clinching his gut. Razzor then runs towards him at high speed, but suddenly Scarab lands a perfect superkick, knocking Razzor out on the mat)

Joey: Oh My God! Razzor just got..

Evan: KNOCKED THE F**K OUT!

(Scarab then goes outside, and sets up a table near the ring apron outside on the arena floor. Scarab then takes two steel chairs, folds them up, and then places them on the table)

Joey: God,Razzor is still knocked out from that superkick by Scarab. From the looks of it, Scarab wants to end Razzor’s career!

Evan: Who wouldn’t?

(Scarab then slides into the ring, where Razzor slowly begins to get to his feet. Razzor then kicks Scarab quickly in the gut, lowering Scarabs head. Razzor then runs towards the ropes, and as he comes towards Scarab, Scarab back-body drops Razzor over the top rope. Razzor drops through the table, through the steel chairs, dropping on his head and neck area)

Joey: Good Lord, I think Scarab broke Razzors damn neck on that move. He just back-body dropped Razzor over the top rope through the table, crashing through the table and the steel chairs!

(The fans suddenly start a "Holy S**t!" chant, that grows throughout the arena. Scarab then rolls out in the table remains. Razzor is down in a pile of steel and wood. Scarab then looks under the ring…and pulls out a barbed-wire wrapped baseball bat)

Evan: Finally, here we go. Now things are about to pick up here!

Joey: You know you’re one sick bastard!

Evan: Damn straight I am!

(The damaged Razzor slowly gets to his feet, with a gash across his forehead which is covered in blood. Scarab then swings the bat, but Razzor ducks. Razzor tries to land a superkick, but misses. Scarab then swings once more, but Razzor again ducks)

Evan: That’s strike two, rookie!

(Scarab then kicks Razzor in the gut, and breaks the barbed-wire bat across Razzor’s skull. Razzor just falls back on the cold floor, while the fans scream for more)

Joey: Ring the bell, this match is over!

Evan: Sorry Joey, that isn’t going to happen. This matches are completely hardcore. There has to be a winner!

(Scarab then looks down at the bloody Razzor, and he laughs. Scarab then leaps on Razzor and begins to pound Razzor in the face with fists of fury. Scarab then grabs Razzor by the head, and sends him in the steel ring steps. Razzor then falls back on the arena floor, gazing into never-never land, while a bloodstain is present on the sides of the ringsteps. Scarab then gets a strange glare in his eyes. Scarab then turns Razzor on his stomach, gets on Razzor’s back, and locks in the Scarab’s Bite)

Joey: There it is, the Scarab’s Bite. There is no reason for this, considering Razzor is out cold in a bloody mess! Look at that blood dripping from Razzor’s face! Put a fork in him baby, he’s finished!

Evan: Damn, Scarab f**ked his ass up!

(Scarab then releases the hold. Scarab then gets to his feet, and he reaches under the ring and pulls out some barbed-wire. Scarab carefully stretches out the barbed-wire, and begins to strangle Razzor. Suddenly Razzor breaks out in a cry of mercy)

Joey: Seems as if that was almost like a good move. Even though Razzor is in a quite a deal of pain, he finally "Woke Up" to reality.

Evan: Yeah, the reality that he’s getting his ass beat into a bloody pulp, some damn reality!

(Scarab then throws down the line of barbed-wire to the floor. He then grabs Razzor by the tights, and he rolls Razzor into the squared circle. Scarab then slides into the ring, and he pulls out a pair of handcuffs. He then gives Razzor a Tajiri-style kick to the head, partially knocking Razzor out)

Evan: You see, that’s the kind of shit I’m talking about. Not showing any mercy towards your opponent…survival of the fittest. Good move on the part of Scarab.

(While Razzor is begging for mercy, Scarab sits Razzor up. Scarab then takes the handcuffs, and he handcuffs Razzor’s hands behind his back. Scarab then goes outside, takes a steel chair. He then climbs on to the ring apron, and he climbs to the top rope. Razzor is sitting up with his hands handcuffed behind his back, facing away the corner Scarab is on. Scarab then jumps off the top rope, places the chair underneath him, and he lands right on top of Razzor’s head…causing Razzor’s neck to snap. Razzor then falls over to the side, with an enormous amount of blood to flow out of his mouth)

Joey: SCARAB JUST BROKE RAZZOR’S NECK! RAZZOR’S BONE IN HIS NECK IS POPING OUT OF HIS SKIN! HOLY S**T!

Evan: Oh my God, Joey. I don’t think Razzor is moving…

Joey: You don’t think that….Razzor is dead?

(The referee then goes checks on Razzor…he then calls for the EMT’s backstage. The EMT’s then quickly run down the isle into the ring. One EMT quickly examines Razzor, he then whispers something in Beth Smith’s ear. She then begins to speak with a stunned look across her face)

Beth: Ladies and gentlemen, we have now been told that Razzor is offically dead…

(The fans cheers suddenly change to a cold silence. EMT’s then carefully position Razzor’s body in a body bag on a stretcher. Four members of the EMT’s carry the dead body of Razzor towards the backstage area. Inside Scarab has a look of disbelief across his face. He then looks down at the blood stained mat, shakes his head in disgust, and he slowly walks backstage with a stone-cold look. A close-up is then shown of Evan Moro and Joey Styles. The two look just as stunned as the entire audience is)

Joey: Well…it is a sad day today in the DRWF. We have just witnessed the death of one of our very own DRWF superstars, Razzor. We’ll be right back, after this commercial break.

Myzery: Damn, it's a hot day today. Hi, I'm Myzery of the Death Row Wrestling Federation. Man, with summer coming up and you know it's beach time, but damnit, you can never find anything to drink. Whenever you're at the beach, all you can either get is some damn Pepsi if you're with your girl, some water if you're on your own, and some beer if you're with your friends at a party. Well, I want a drink for my everyday needs. I want somethin with some flavor, somethin that'll give me the quickest buzz, and something that'll keep me and my girl wanting to stay up all night long....

Thats why I go to my local liquor store and pick up my favorite drink. A Bolt 45. It is the combined flavors of Colt 45 and Gatorade with a touch of pepsi in it. It is the official sports drink/malt liquor of the Death Row Wrestling Federation, so you know it keeps me fueled up everytime I get into the ring. So whenever you're thirsty, go to your local liquor or grocery store and pick up a Bolt 45...

(Myzery takes a sip and damn near passes out)

Wooooo, thats some good stuff. And Get Slizzard Wit It!

Disclaimer: Bolt 45 is not for anybody under 15, plus before you drink it you must build a tolerance for it. Go sip by sip before you take a big gulp. Drinking a big gulp may cause seisures, vometing, sore throat, dizziness, headache, caughing, sneezing, runny nose, itchy eyes, and maybe even death. This is not a drink for suckaz.

Evan: This will be on hell of a fight right here folks!  It sports my half-brother, IcE, and his opponent is a new comer to the DRWF and the wrestling world, Kent Carthage!

Joey: I'll say!  From what it looks like, both these men hate each other's guts as much as the other man and both of them are great wrestlers and fighters!

Evan: Lets head to the ring with the lovely Beth Smith!

Beth: Thanks, Evan...  Coming to the ring first, weighing in at 255 pounds and standing at 6'5"...  "The Real Deal" Kent Carthage!!!

("Only One" by Slipknot hits and Carthage comes out taunting the crowd as his name pops onto the screen.  He grabs an "I LOVE YOU, IcE!!!" poster from an audience member and rips it up.  He slides in the ring and spins around with his arms in the air as pyros blast from the new entrance stage.)

Beth: And now coming to the ring, weighing in at 211 pounds and standing at 5'11"...  The former DRWF Champion...  "The X-Treme Machine" IcE!!!

("Trip In the Head (F'N Cold Remix)" by Primer 55 and Freaky Beast plays and IcE's name pops up on the screen but there's no sign of him anywhere.  The camera pans over the audience and then to the rafters but still no IcE.  Kent is still looking towards the entrance area calling for IcE to come out.  IcE slides out from under the ring with a Kendo Stick and then slides in the ring.  IcE taps Kent on the shoulder with it and he turns around.  IcE smacks Kent over the head with the Kendo Stick as the bell is sounded...)

Joey: OH MY GOD!!!  IcE is starting this match out the only way he knows how...  The hardcore way!

Evan: Sean keeps hitting Carthage with that Kendo Stick and it's now o100% legal thanks to one of President Mielitz's new rules...  There are no rules!

Joey: I hear ya there, Evan!  IcE finally drops the Kendo Stick and is going to his wrestling roots now!  IcE with a hammerlock on Carthage.  Carthage reverses it and knees Moro in the gut!  Carthage whips IcE  into the ropes and ducks down but IcE leap frogs and flips at the same time over Carthage!  IcE off the ropes again but Carthage hits a big boot sending IcE straight to the mat!

Evan: Kent gets IcE to his feet and goes for a left but IcE blocks it and kicks Carthage in the gut!  IcE goes for his patented right hands!  Some of the best rights in the DRWF today!  IcE gets him four times with it, brings his arm back for one more, but he looks back at it and...  What in the hell is he doing?!  He's moving his arm forward like a worm and...  POW!!!  RIGHT ON THE SPOT!!!  IcE just got five great right hands on Kent and he's writhing in pain on one knee!

Joey: IcE goes to the ropes and he hits a speeding dropkick nailing Kent in the face!  IcE is back up to his feet and he gets Kent up as well...  He goes for a kick to the gut but Kent grabs it, spins Sean around, but Sean hits a spinning right hand!!!  Kent is holding his mouth in pain checking for blood and IcE with and Irish Whip!

Evan: IcE falls flat on he belly as Kent hops over him almost tripping.  IcE is back up and he slides under and he's got a Boston Crab applied on Kent Carthage!!!  The referee is checking for the submission but...  SHEAR POWER FROM THE REAL DEAL!!!  HE JUST FLIPPED IcE WITH HIS LEGS!!!

Joey: Kent and IcE are back to their feet and they're exchanging lefts and rights!  Kent blocks IcE's right and gains control of this match again with a scoop slam!  Kent is kicking IcE in them injured ribs of his!

Evan: They're still injured?!  He broke them like two months ago!

Joey: I'm sure they're still sore, Evan.  Kent is a major cheap-skate!!!  Kent gets IcE to his feet and attempts a suplex but IcE is blocking it!  IcE GETS CARTHAGE UP IN A SUPLEX BUT IT'S JUST TOO MUCH WEIGHT FOR THE SMALL MAN AND HE DROPS BACKWARDS DROPPING KENT RIGHT ON HIS HEAD!

Evan: Sean is up holding his ribs and Kent is still on the mat holding his head in pain.  IcE gets a cross-face chicken wing applied.  He's showing a lot of wrestling skills in this match!  I think he's trying to prove a point to Carthage that he's more then just a guy that jumps off of buildings.  IcE lets go of the hold and he's gone to the outside and he's grabbing a table!  He tosses it in the ring and it lands right on Carthage who was just getting up!

Joey: IcE is back in the ring and he has the table set up as Carthage gets to his feet.  IcE kicks Carthage in the gut and lays him on the table.  He gets on the top turnbuckle...  IcETON BOMB!!!  CARTHAGE MOVED AND IcE WENT RIGHT THROUGH THAT TABLE!!!  Carthage grab's IcE's limp body and...  POWERBOMB!!!  He goes for the cover...  1...2...  HE'S GOT HI... NO!!!  IcE kicks out!

Evan: Pure instinct there, Joey!  Kent is outraged by this and he gets IcE to his feet, kicks him in the gut, and goes for a DDT but IcE just pushes him down to the mat!  IcE bounces off the ropes and he hits a Senton leg drop!  IcE gets Carthage to his feet and...  ICON!!!  HE HIT THE ICON!!!

Joey: ICON?!  That's the IcE Kick there, bub!

Evan: He used to call it the ICON so shut up!  He goes for the cover but Kent kicks out at two!  IcE has the Kendo Stick again and he's hitting Kent in the ribs!  GO IcE, GO!!!  BREAK HIS RIBS!!!

Joey: What in Sam hell are you doing?!  You can't encourage him!  You're commentary, not cheerleader!

Evan: Sorry, but he's my half-brother, I can't help it!  IcE gets Kent to his feet and he hits a Russian Legsweep holding Kent with the Kendo Stick!  IcE gets Kent up one more time and goes to the ropes holding the Kendo Stick still...  Kent got IcE's arm and he's down in an arm bar!!!  THAT WAS F*CKING AMAZING!!!

Joey: Kent drops the arm bar but goes for an ankle lock right away!  Look at IcE try to hold back the pain!  IcE drops his head now...  I think he's out cold from the pain!

(The camera zooms in on IcE's face and he's smiling a laughing.)

Evan: THAT'S MY BROTHER!!!  JUST LOOK AT HIM!!!  HE LOVES IT!!!

Joey: Kent is starting to look kind of worried but then he tightens the ankle lock!  He's going to break IcE's ankle!  That's the problem with Mielitz's no rules thing, there is no rope breaks or anything!

Evan: Wait a second...  Why is Corbin and Carter coming to the ring!  They pull out two tables and puts them in the ring.  Carthage lets go of the hold and IcE automatically holds his ankle in pain.  Carthage is up in Carter's face and Carter just decks "The Real Deal"!  Superfly has a table set up and Carter send Kent into the ropes...  3-C!!!  A 3-C BY CARTER AND CORBIN!!!

Joey: They set up the other table as IcE slowly gets to his feet.  IcE is looking down at Kent's limp body now and then he looks at Corbin.  Corbin spits on IcE's face and IcE with a spear!!!  Carter doesn't like this and grabs IcE by the hair pulling him to his feet!  Carter kicks IcE in the gut...  HE JUST POWERBOMBED HIM THROUGH THE TABLE!!!

Evan: THEM SONS OF BITCHES!!!  Corbin as that Kendo Stick IcE was using before and now he's hitting him in the head with it!  IcE is busted open!!!  I CAN'T STAND TO WATCH THIS NO MORE!!!

(Evan gets up and rips off his head set and slides into the ring with a chair.  Evan hits Carter in the back of the head but he just turns around, grabs Evan by the neck, and choke slams him.  SiN finally runs out and he attacks Corbin.)

Joey: Finally!  Here comes the back up!  Now here comes Enforcer and Table Man!  Carter and Corbin leave the ring area and get out through the crowd.  Kent is still knocked out and I guess the referee isn't even gonna finish this match!

Ding Ding Ding

Beth: The referee has thrown this match out!  Both men could no longer participate!

(Death Row carry IcE to the back as medics put Kent on a stretcher and take him to the back.)

Joey: Man, what a match this was. This was one hell of a way to close out an awesome night in Monday Megadeath. Thank you all for joining us here tonight. For Good Ol' JR, I'm Joey Styles....

Evan: And I'm Evan Moro saying good night everybody and we'll see you this Friday for Forbidden Friday where we'll continue the DRWF World Title. So until then, so long!

(The DRWF Tron turns on and you see IcE sitting on a stretcher getting stitches put in his forehead.  The doctor puts a band-aid over the cut and IcE hops off the stretcher.  Him and SiN walk back to their dressing room but on the way they see Sean Corbin all by himself trying to get a pop from the machine but it's not working.  IcE walks up behind him.)

IcE: Yo, Sean, ya need some help?

(Sean doesn't even turn around.)

Sean Corbin: Yeah, it'd help a bunch man!

(IcE grabs Sean by the head and slams it against the machine and out pops five bottles of pop.  SiN gets in the mix and starts pounding on Corbin.  IcE wipes off a table and pulls it away from the wall as SiN keeps beating Corbin up.)

IcE: You like putting people through tables?!  WELL SO DO WE!!!

(IcE climbs on top of the pop machine as SiN puts Corbin up in an electric chair drop position.  IcE jumps off the pop machine putting Corbin through the table with the Lethal Injection.  IcE gets up and spits in Corbin's bloody face.)

SiN: WE'LL SEE YOU ON FRIDAY, CORBIN!!!

Big Willie-isms: Enforcer Vs Seth Calvert and Commercials
Andrew Mielitz: IcE Vs Kent Carthage, Sean Corbin Vs Myzery, and Backstage Happenings
David Adame: JackHammer Vs Vladamire Dracos and the death of Razzor
Trey Hamlyn: Table Man Vs Mikey Mikey D