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No page would be complete without an "about me" page. :P But I hate just writing about myself, so I took one of the surveys off my livejournal (edited some of the responses....:P) and added it to here. Contact info is underneath. 1. Spell your first name backwards- neraK 2. The story behind your username- none. it's just letters. it sounded cool. 3. Where do you live? Poopsylvania 4. Your words that sum you up- incredibly cool AND lubricated DESCRIBE YOUR: 5. Wallet- black and pink with a big K. 6. Jewelry worn daily- spoonring (cuz i like spooning! shlurp) 7. Coffee cup- "Cat. Meow!" 8. Shoes- currently...none. 9. Cologne/perfume- poop. (my own) 10. Cd in stereo right now- the killers 11. Clothes that you're wearing now- comfy pj pants and a sweatshirt 12. Some of your favorite movies- Lord of the Rings, The Bourne Identity, The Bourne Supremacy, Pirates of the Caribbean, Beauty and the Beast, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, The Count of Monte Cristo, Band of Brothers 13. Something you're looking forward to in the next couple of months- England! OY! 14. The last thing you ate- italian wedding soup. mmm. 15. Something that you are deathly afraid of- penises. ones longer than 20" DO YOU? : 16. Believe in love? aye 17. Believe in soulmates? sure! 18. Believe in love at first sight? *looks at reader* nope. 19. Believe in forgiveness? surely. as long as I get alimony 20. Smoke? ick no. 21. Do drugs? kick no 22. Sleep with stuffed animals? no...i move too much. 23. Read the newspaper? only the entertainment section...for...entertainment. in the morning. 24. Believe in miracles? get into bed and I'll see... 25. Believe it's possible to remain faithful forever? I do. 26. Like the taste of alcohol? rum? *rubs belly* 27. Believe in God? nope. 28. Have any secrets? do people not? 29. Have any pets? FLUFFY! or devil dog...it depends. 30. Go or plan to go to college? of course...beer and men. :D 31. Have any piercings? one in each ear... 32. Have any tattoos? all over the body I keep in my closet. ^_- 33. Hate yourself? not normally. 34. Trust others easily? nope. especially the writer of numbers mentioned in disclaimer. 35. Like sarcasm? sarcasm? me? never. ;) 36. Like to take walks in the rain? of course!! 37. Have any scars? just look at my knees. I was a reckless little bugger. Misc. : 38. If you could have any animal for a pet, what would you pick? a GOAT. or a llama. maybe an emu. 39. What are 3 places you wouldn't mind going to? Johnny Depp's house, Karl Urban's House, or Heath Ledger's House. Or Dominic Monaghan's. Or they could all come to mine. 40. What's something you wish you could understand better? Silly people in wheelchairs. 41. Anyone you miss that you haven't seen in a long time? Steph, I guess. 42. Are you sarcastic? me? never. (i already answered this, testicle head.) 43. Last thing you read- Breath and Shadows by Ella Leffland. 44. Best book you've read- The Lord of the Rings 45. Last movie you saw on the big screen- The Incredibles 46. Your favorite moment- the little kid at the end...:D 47. Things that most people dont know about you- I'm special. Oh yeah. and my boogers taste like grammy's apple pie. 48. What you think is the biggest turn on- body + accent + curly hair = one very happy teenager. *more swoonage* 49. What you think is the biggest turn off- cockiness. or being stupid. 50. Last phone number you called- Nithya's. 51. Last show you watched on tv- does porno count? 52. Last song you heard - Sublime - Wrong Way 53. Last thing you had to drink- Lemonade When's the Last time you: 54. Cried- while watching Band of Brothers *sobs* 55. Bought something- A weekish ago. 56. Got sick- a while ago. 57. Sang- a few minutes ago. 58. Ate- A big, fat, juicy..........BRATWURST. 0:) 59. Felt stupid- when don't I feel stupid. 60. Wanted to tell someone you loved them, but didn't- all this year. poopface still has a girlfriend. 61. Met someone new- last nite....jackass. 62. Moved on- not for 9 years now...i still live in the same house. :P 63. Talked to an ex- X-Men? I wish...:P 64. Missed an ex- X-men? Where? Who? WHAT? 65. Talked to someone you have a crush on- don't have a cruch anymoreBR> 66. Had a serious talk- ? serious? me? nah. 67. Missed someone- Well, I missed the kid I was supposed to assassinate last night...lil bugger moved on me... 68. Hugged someone- oodles. we're a touchy-feely kinda people. 69. Fought with your parents- 69!! 70. Dreamed about someone you can't be with- well, there's a whole bunch of people I can't be with, so all the time...:D SOCIAL LIFE : 71. Boyfriend/Girlfriend? two or three... 72. Hobbies- reading, listening to music, watching movies, oogling over attractive men who are too old for me (with rather large...guns) 73. You the center of attention or the wallflower? center of the wall...flower. 74. What type of automobile do you wish to drive? a dark grey with black leather interior spyder eclipse. 75. Would you rather be with friends or with a date? friends. more kick ass fun. plus it's nice if they're hot friends. 76. Where is the best hangout? the wheelchair lass's house. i guess. better than my place. 77. Do you have a job? nope. 78. Do you attend church? not on my own accord. 79. Do you like being around people? yep! but not doodie faces. WHO . .: 80. Have you known the longest? i don't know. too many. 81. Do you argue the most with? my paps. AURGH! 82. Do you always get along with? lass in 'chair. 83. Is the trustworthiest? nithya. ah, who knows. 84. Makes you laugh the most? lass in 'chair. again. yarrr! 85. Has been there through all the hard times? me mum. 86. Has the coolest parents? lass in 'chair. by far. 87. Has the coolest siblings? me. but minus the younger one. 88. Is the most blunt? me. buwahaha. 89. Is the smartest? me. to be blunt. :P 90. Who is your role model? none, as of right now. RANDOM : 91. Have you ever liked someone you never had a chance with? Have I ever liked someone I DID have a chance with? Or not over the age of 20? 92. Have you ever cried over the opposite sex? don't think so. 93. Do you have a "type" of person you always go after? dark, with curly hair. and preferably of the male gender. 94. Have you ever lied to your best friend(s)? everyday of my life. my life is a lie. 95. Ever wanted to get revenge on someone because they hurt you- yes, and I normally do. BUWAHAH! 96. Rather dump someone or be dumped? dump 'em...in my pants. 97. Rather have a relationship or a "hookup"? more like a roundup...OY! 98. Ever liked your best guy/girl friend? why else would they be my friend? 99. Do you want to get married? sure. but hold the mayo and kids. 100. Do you want kids? no. god no. maybe invisible ones that I could sell to the circus. 101. Do you believe in physics? huh? what goes up must come down. 102. What is your favorite part about your physical appearance? my four balls. :] but not more than wheelchair's 16..they're ugly. 103 Are you happy with you? when my balls itch. 104. Are you happy with your life? my life is stinky. like feces. 105. If you could change something in your life right now, what would it be? only including a certain someone...0:) someone with testicles. 106. Regret- nay. 107. Wish- for someone of a male gender. 108. Love- men. hairy ones. 109. Hate- crabs. they itch. 110. Miss- my left nut. 111. Fear- boohoo. stop. i want my MOMMY! 112. See- a girl with a cup over her mouth and making an emu out of herself. :D 113. Think- ice cream sounds good...and I have to pee. 114. Hear- offspring "Pretty Fly For A White Guy" 115. Search- for my sexy assassin 116. Smile- at wonder wheels. :D 117. Cry- Baby! Johnny Depp! :D :* *shlurP* DISCLAIMER: I had little or no part in the writing of 4,6, 7, 9, fifteen, 24, 21, 51, 57, fifty-eight, 59, 69!, 79, 89, no, wait, 94, 96, half of 102, one oh three, 7/6 of 10five, 108, 112, 1/2 of 113, and the shlurP in 117. (I like 'em slurpy.) I'm sorry. Those responsible for the disclaimer have been sacked by the person who was sacked for writing what needed the disclaimer. Remember, website only for people 12 and up, no more, no less. Contact Information Email: me Current Layout -Screencaps by me |
