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| We have a strange Rating system. Actually it's not quite a true rating system but more like a Ninja scale. If a Ninja flips out and does something cool then the record was good. If the ninja threatens the artist, the album was bad. Pretty simple huh? Not really. Because if the Ninja Flips out, kicks his mom in the face, and eats a bowl of Chex mix, then the record was so-so. |
| Radiohead- "I might be wrong" Capitol 2001 Radiohead gives us a live album composed of songs from "kid a" and "amnesiac" plus a new good song called "True Love Waits". "National Anthem" is the first track and it's tight. There is a different sounding piano song on this album that you will be surprised with. Kid Rock says "I don't see what kids see in Radiohead, it's boring" Thom says "I don't see what kids see in kid rock, except he fills their needs for violence, greed, and sexism." also, kid rock makes shitty music radiohead doesn't. Ninja Rating: Upon hearing "I might Be wrong" ninja Takes handfuls of Drive-thru records samplers and throws like ninja stars at kids who wear rape-rock band shirts. Many kids end up bloody and the ninjas dissappear. Witness says "I saw one of them coming towards me... he was like a flash of black...." Stretch Arm Strong- "A revolution Transmission" Solid State- '01 This band has been around since cool hardcore existed and has stayed since its passing. SAS is kinda post hardcore now but nothing like emo boy sets fire. Stretch Arm Strong goes on my list of bands that could destroy the world if they wanted to. Refused is still number one on that list eventhough their not a band anymore. I really didn't say anything about the album, well i don't have to if I don't want to fancy pants. Good hardcore. Ninja Rating: Kicks dog over in excitement. The Icarus Line- "Red and Black Attack" New american dream '98 Yeah this is a few years old. The Icarus Line is on the list of bands that could kill everyone and has. There are 4 good songs on this. I wouldn't buy this though I'd download all there songs on Mp3.com. Although I already did buy this... I'm waiting for them to release and album that has like 12 *new songs and is called "Here We Come Fred Durst, To murder You". Ninja Rating: Gets up to kick then realizes there are only four songs so Ninja plays nintendo Instead. Glass Jaw- "Everything......" Road Runner Records Glass jaw is touring with alien ant farm, on purpose. ninja rating: Ninja kills glass jaw and alien ant farm with a flaming bomb. Auto-pilot off- Re-released "Looking Up" Currently on Island records This band plays good melodic punk rock, unlike h2o. This cd is very good and these guys are very good live. Ninja Rating: Flipping out he jumps out window and chops tree down onto parked cadillac, the ninja is so fast and pumped over this album that he high fives the owner and is out of there before anyone knows what has happened. |
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