The Hope Conpiracy- "Cold Blue"
Equal Vision 2000

I heard only one song of THC before I saw them live with american nightmare in PA. Once I heard them live I wanted to jump kick my friend johns face in cuz I was so excited. The singer has a very powerful voice and said "OK who here hates cops" during the show (everyone hates cops of course). This is the best record I own, you cock sucker. THC, American nightmare, and Converge are pretty high on the list of Bands that Could Kill everyone if they wanted to.

Ninja Rating: The ninjas came to join the circle pit it was so nuts, but left in fear of this band.


Reach the Sky- "Friends, Lies, and the end of the world"

Reach the sky are newer but play classic style boston hardcore. They are very melodic though so don't think your gonna see ten yard fight. They play fast and loud and I wish i was in this band cuz they score mad gash.

Ninja Rating: Kicks self in the face then does twenty flips.


Deep Blue Something- "Home"
like 1995 or something

You may think it's funny I'm reviewing the one hit wonder band Deep blue something's album. Well I don't think it's funny you listen to The calling or American Hi-Fi, i think it's quite sad. ON this album are good songs like "Breakfast and Tiffany's" and some instrumental that rules. who cares if this shit is old, buy it.

Ninja Rating: Ninja Wails on guitar.


Pinehurst Kids- "Bleed It Dry"

I got this album for a dollar, it's the best dollar i ever spent. The very same purchase i bought a used Autograph record for another dollar. This dollar wasn't as well spent, Autograph is hairband shit. Anyways emo kids would love Pinehurst kids cuz they sing the sweet melodies and that stuff but the guitars also rule. Kids like saves the day just like kids like the dave mathews band. They want to have sweaty sex with these "gods" of music. The Pinehurst kids are better then both of 'em.

Ninja Rating: Ninja Flys, everyone goes crazy!


The Strokes - "Is This It"

I listened to it a couple times, it's ok.

Ninja Rating: Ninja goes "ok" then falls asleep on the couch.


Bob Dylan- "whatever his new album is called"
columbia '01

Bobby D is tigh but his last album "time out of mind" was better. I got the bonus material super album so i got two special 60's tracks, one was times they are a changin diff way, and a song i've never heard. I could listen to this sometimes but I'd rather listen to Highway 61 or something cool like that.

Ninja Rating: Ninja Punches the wall then drinks hawaiian punch.


The Who- "greatest hits"

The who jump through your windows and play loud guitars in your ears. Everyone should own this shit.

Ninja Rating: Waling on his guitar so loud that it explodes.


Henry Rollins- "one"

Henry's last album "get some go again" was fucking cool. This one isn't as hot. He doesn't seem as pissed anymore. Although Hank could lead the major leagues in home runs and RBI's i'd rather he tried to make a better album then "one" which i know he will. Rollins is a notch below refused on the list of musicians who could kill everyone.

Ninja Rating: Ninjas fear two things: number 1. Henry Rollins and 2. Danzig.


Stone Temple Pilots-"Days of the week or some shit"

I wish this band wouldn't exist anymore....

Ninja Rating: Ninjas kick STP back to 1994.


The Connection Collection- "Wheatus is Gay"

Pure anger, most songs are about a different pair style of jeans. This is fucking godlike.
they have like 5 albums the newer ones are hot. "truckin to rusty's" is fucking weird it rules.

ninja Rating: Going crazy going crazy, throwing stars at people and cutting there heads off with swords.
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